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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Jan 26 2022, 7:26pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest CLXXXVIII
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I just love the expressions in this - let's see what you think they're thinking! (Apart from the obvious, of course...)
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Ataahua
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Jan 27 2022, 1:51am
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"Don't look now Deagol, but some random's taking a video of us..." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Asger
Rivendell
Jan 30 2022, 8:06am
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"Don't take life seriously, it ain't nohow permanent!" Pogo
www.willy-centret.dk
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Ioreth
Rivendell
Jan 30 2022, 3:44pm
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I am hungry and tired and in want of a good meal by a fireside not outside here in the cold!
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DanielLB
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Feb 4 2022, 7:40pm
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Smeagol: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the Anduin. If you find a Golden Ring, don't forget it's mine!" /
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Tampa Phil
Rivendell
Feb 8 2022, 5:08am
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DEAGOL: "What are we doing in a Hobbit caption contest thread?"
SMEAGOL: "Well, we're hobbits"
DEAGOL: "This should be in the Lord Of The Rings forum."
SMEAGOL: "Isn't it?"
DEAGOL: "No, it's in the Hobbit forum"
SMEAGOL: "I'm confused."
DEAGOL: "I really hope I don't get pulled out of the boat by a small-to-medium sized fish"
SMEAGOL: "Don't worry, that's just not possible."
DEAGOL: "I hope you're right."
SMEAGOL: "The fish here just aren't big enough."
DEAGOL: "That's reassuring"
DEAGOL: "I mean, it would have to be something the size of a shark or a whale."
SMEAGOL: "Indeed"
DEAGOL: "I'll just have to trust the director."
SMEAGOL: "Yes, the guy who had 1 ranger defeat 200 Uruk Hai, all of them bigger than him. Who all attacked him one at a time. He won't let us down."
DEAGOL: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"
SMEAGOL: "Sorry?"
DEAGOL: "So much to look forward to"
SMEAGOL: "Er ..."
DEAGOL: "Do you think they'll write me into other scenes? It's a long movie"
SMEAGOL: "Did you read past page 1?"
DEAGOL: "No"
SMEAGOL: "Er ..."
DEAGOL: "GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!"
SMEAGOL: "What?"
DEAGOL: "Practicing. Just in case"
SMEAGOL: "OK"
DEAGOL: "ARISE RIDERS OF DEAGOL. FISHING RODS WILL BE SHAKEN"
TP
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Apr 10 2022, 5:49pm
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So sorry, I forgot all about this! My bad. Ataahua, the next one's yours!
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Ataahua
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Apr 10 2022, 9:11pm
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Heh - so had I. I'll get onto it! :) /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Timbo_mbadil
Rivendell
Oct 27 2022, 8:51pm
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So it wasn't you who farted. Really?
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Otherness represents that which bourgeois ideology cannot recognize or accept but must deal with (…)
Robin Wood 2003, p. 49. "Hollywood from Vietnam to Reagan – and beyond". Columbia University Press, New York, Chichester, West Sussex.
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Darkstone
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Dec 25 2022, 2:33am
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Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg: Westron for "You fish on your side of the boat, I'll fish on my side of the boat, and no one shall fish in the middle of the boat cause that would be silly." /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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dernwyn
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Dec 25 2022, 3:23am
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That actually makes sense!
(said by probably the only other person on these Boards who knows that phrase!)
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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