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  Sticky: Thread Locked Welcome to the LOTR Movie Board Altaira 76591 0 Dec 28 2006, 3:21am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

  Collapse Sticky: Image Posting Guidelines Magpie 26820 2 Jul 14 2008, 7:56pm Jump to last post in thread (by weaver)

Sticky: How Best to Contact an Admin for Help Kyriel 35406 0 Mar 31 2009, 10:50pm Jump to last post in thread (by Kyriel)

  Collapse I just finished a recap of the LOTR Caption Contest winners Bracegirdle 290 9 Fri, 9:08pm Jump to last post in thread (by Bracegirdle)
       Reading posts like this makes me weak in the knees// sevilodorf 251 0 Sat, 12:56am
       Oh, goodness! zarabia 210 0 Sat, 6:08am
     Collapse Khm! BlackFox 127 4 Sun, 3:26pm
           Thanks for *crawling out* BlackFox Bracegirdle 116 0 Sun, 4:56pm
           Collapse Yup! There she is! Lissuin 108 2 Sun, 6:52pm
               Aaaah - sweet! dormouse 103 0 Sun, 6:59pm
             Aww, what a cutie! BlackFox 94 0 Sun, 8:14pm
       Collapse Nice job! Now, SirDennisC 72 1 Mon, 2:47am
           Ratios you say? Good idea! Forth someone!! Bracegirdle 37 0 Mon, 12:57pm

  Collapse LotR Caption Contest XI Squared, or CXXI for the mathematically challenged Meneldor 694 33 Aug 22, 5:07pm Jump to last post in thread (by BlackFox)
       If you're bad... I mean REALLY bad..... dormouse 602 0 Aug 22, 5:47pm
       "Say hello to my little friend." / Ataahua 586 0 Aug 22, 7:18pm
       “If I hear ‘Giddyup Boy!’ one more time I’m a’gonna buck ‘im right off!” // Bracegirdle 582 0 Aug 22, 7:50pm
       "Prettyyy! I feel prettyyy!" // Otaku-sempai 576 0 Aug 22, 8:32pm
       Collapse "Hear that Shrek, he said noble steed!" "QUIET, donkey!." cats16 572 1 Aug 22, 9:03pm
         F...T...W! // Lissuin 562 0 Aug 22, 10:54pm
       Collapse Dressage riders in the Middle-earth Olympics have the added difficulty of not allowing their steeds to eat the audience. / Ataahua 558 1 Aug 22, 11:46pm
           *snert / SirDennisC 548 0 Aug 23, 2:11am
       From whence 'Don't look a gift steed in the mouth' is derived. // SirDennisC 554 0 Aug 23, 2:07am
       Randall Boggs had only one minor role... Harold.of.Whoa 551 0 Aug 23, 2:36am
       Collapse Ghost riders in the sky ... Omnigeek 517 4 Aug 23, 8:12am
         Collapse Now I'll have that tune stuck in my head all day, thag you bery buch! Meneldor 502 3 Aug 23, 1:59pm
               Collapse Shelob'sAppetite? / SirDennisC 467 1 Aug 24, 2:19am
                   Wait, no... SirDennisC 469 0 Aug 24, 2:53am
               If it makes you feel any better Omnigeek 174 0 Sat, 8:36pm
       Frodo and Sam in their 2-man Halloween costume. // CuriousG 459 0 Aug 24, 3:11am
       Collapse From Pippin's Twitter account: sador 466 1 Aug 24, 3:17am
         That is a hoot! //// CuriousG 264 0 Thu, 9:04pm
       COME ON DOWN TO ANGMAR'S HOUSE OF FELLBEASTS! Belegdir 440 0 Aug 24, 11:46am
       Collapse Oh my goodness, Meneldor! zarabia 429 2 Aug 24, 6:33pm
           Collapse You're telling me?! Meneldor 379 1 Aug 25, 1:21am
               LMFTFY weathertop 376 0 Aug 25, 1:38am
       Go ahead, take the gig; you'll love the film industry. weathertop 417 0 Aug 24, 7:34pm
       Nazgul: "We find out Khamul is allergic to horses...now everyone has to ride one of these accursed beasts... StingingFly 399 0 Aug 24, 9:59pm
       ~~ You'll wonder where the yellow went Bracegirdle 301 0 Thu, 1:58pm
       This is what you end up with, when you're the last one to get to the stables...// dernwyn 276 0 Thu, 4:16pm
       Collapse "...and on the outside, eschewing traditional silks for wool and steel, is jockey King of Angmar riding 'Daddy's Little Fell Beast'"// zarabia 273 2 Thu, 7:29pm
           Collapse Bubble gum is sticking to the rail , cabbage is leading by a head and.. Dame Ioreth 269 1 Thu, 9:41pm
               Hehe! zarabia 208 0 Sat, 7:11am
       Whinney! HooKay! So I didn’t floss this morning… Biggee... Nicker, nicker Bracegirdle 260 0 Thu, 9:57pm
       My dear Meneldor Bracegirdle 259 0 Thu, 10:17pm
       I should'a been a cowboy Lissuin 161 0 Sun, 3:08am
       Hiya, Barbie! BlackFox 96 0 Sun, 8:31pm

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest CXX StingingFly 648 19 Aug 16, 10:05pm Jump to last post in thread (by Meneldor)
       Collapse THERE'S A BUG ON ME!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!! // Meneldor 549 5 Aug 16, 10:44pm
           :) hanne 494 0 Aug 17, 4:15pm
           I hope you win Cirashala 394 0 Aug 20, 1:05am
           Bwa ha ha ha!! Loresilme 348 0 Aug 20, 11:20pm
           Collapse A new champion is crowned... StingingFly 285 1 Aug 22, 2:06am
               You're too kind, StingingFly! Meneldor 247 0 Aug 22, 4:34pm
       Collapse "Then Sauruman was all 'CUR!!!' and I was all, 'Yaaargh!'" / SirDennisC 536 1 Aug 17, 1:04am
           Ha! :D / Ataahua 523 0 Aug 17, 1:52am
       Theoden, seeing Grima react to a mouse: "The courage of my halls is somewhat lessened of late." // CuriousG 529 0 Aug 17, 1:24am
       Collapse Grima discovers what the northern Rohirrim wear beneath their kilts... / Ataahua 522 1 Aug 17, 1:53am
           Bwahaha!!! // zarabia 457 0 Aug 18, 5:55am
       "Grima, King Teddy can't stand your endless sneezing! ONE more time and you're out with the dogs!" // cats16 511 0 Aug 17, 6:26am
       “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” // Bracegirdle 499 0 Aug 17, 1:10pm
       That's not how you squeal with girlish glee. THIS is how you squeal with girlish glee... Belegdir 488 0 Aug 17, 5:34pm
       Collapse It's not me! It's not me! Dame Ioreth 425 1 Aug 19, 12:33pm
           Good one ;-) // dormouse 410 0 Aug 19, 1:36pm
       By Eru, if I'd seen her without makeup, I'd never have pursued thsi course! Omnigeek 384 0 Aug 20, 1:52am
       Grima, finally taking time to binge on GoT, reacts to the Red Wedding weathertop 380 0 Aug 20, 2:37am
       OH no, not the bees! Not the bees! AAAAAAHHHHH! Oh no my eyes! My eyes! AAAAAHHHHH! ange1e4e5 278 0 Aug 22, 2:21am

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest CXIX CuriousG 608 16 Aug 12, 12:25am Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       "Why did I open a bed-and-breakfast in a secret valley next to goblin-infested mountains?" // Otaku-sempai 546 0 Aug 12, 2:12am
       "Any convention burg gets a pretty mixed bag" sador 535 0 Aug 12, 7:27am
       "My daughter is dating a WHAT?!!!" // Meneldor 521 0 Aug 12, 11:22am
       Ugh. Gandalf may be able to speak the Black Speech, but he sure as hell can't sing it. Belegdir 520 0 Aug 12, 12:05pm
       “Hoo-boy! I just don’t dig it! Bracegirdle 515 0 Aug 12, 1:02pm
       Collapse "If I hear 'tra-la-la-lally' one more time, my head is going to split open!... StingingFly 508 2 Aug 12, 2:01pm
           Collapse Winner! I wish a tie for gold medals was possible here--this was a tough choice. CuriousG 347 1 Aug 15, 3:27pm
               Thank you CuriousG! StingingFly 334 0 Aug 15, 7:17pm
       For Elrond, one does not simply negotiate a peaceful council. ange1e4e5 501 0 Aug 12, 2:41pm
       For when there just isn't enough Picard Facepalm in the universe, we give you: weathertop 498 0 Aug 12, 4:22pm
       This is the worst hangover I have ever had. Why did I take so much out of Thranduil's wine? Smaug the iron 475 0 Aug 12, 9:17pm
       You mean we could have just asked the Eagles...?! // hanne 470 0 Aug 12, 10:25pm
       "Nothing acts faster than Anadin" dormouse 437 0 Aug 13, 7:21pm
       Trolls down from the mountains, goblins on the road, dwarves in my fountain... Dame Ioreth 401 0 Aug 14, 5:19pm
       Headaches, headaches, aspirin commercials give me headaches Omnigeek 377 0 Aug 14, 11:25pm
       '... How long must I put up with you ... ' / SirDennisC 312 0 Aug 16, 1:34am

  Moved: Middle Earth 'Olympic' Games StingingFly - - Aug 9, 1:46pm Jump to last post in thread (by StingingFly)

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest CXVIII Bracegirdle 602 13 Aug 5, 11:48pm Jump to last post in thread (by CuriousG)
       "For the last time, I am not including Legolas and Tauriel in my memoir. I am the hero of 'There and Back Again', got it!" StingingFly 521 0 Aug 6, 1:00pm
       Now listen I am only going to say this once, no one will never know what happened between me and Tauriel last night, understand! Smaug the iron 517 0 Aug 6, 1:19pm
       I warned you, the first taste of Old Toby was free, now you have to pay. Belegdir 514 0 Aug 6, 1:39pm
       Now see here, Thorin, Kili, and Fili had proper beards and nicely colored party hoods! Really Gandalf, I think you've been smoking something other than Old Toby! Omnigeek 491 0 Aug 7, 5:44am
       And look at the cobwebs in THAT corner! Dear me, what is becoming of a wizard's standards today... Belegdir 475 0 Aug 7, 12:29pm
       A lonely Bilbo converses with a makeshift Gandalf he constructed by hanging a robe on a coat rack... StingingFly 455 0 Aug 7, 6:51pm
       Collapse "How many times do I have to tell you?........ dormouse 431 1 Aug 8, 8:08am
           What dormouse said sador 393 0 Aug 9, 2:52am
       Collapse Bilbo: "I knew the story about the emperor wearing no clothes, but look, this Wizard has no head and no hands." // CuriousG 351 1 Aug 9, 10:21pm
           The Winner is . . . . . . Bracegirdle 297 0 Aug 11, 2:33am
       Collapse In deference to Gandalf it was not mentioned in the Red Book of Westmarch Bracegirdle 302 1 Aug 11, 2:31am
           Thanks for the honor, Brace! I will try to find something tonight to post. // CuriousG 249 0 Aug 11, 8:17pm
       I can see Merry and Pippin weren't the only ones tossing back the entdraught!!!/// sevilodorf 280 0 Aug 11, 3:55am

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest CVII StingingFly 814 23 Jul 29, 11:31pm Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       "You killed my son... You Klingon beggars... " // Meneldor 706 0 Jul 30, 12:45am
       "All right, which one of you greased the steps?" / Ataahua 702 0 Jul 30, 2:20am
       "If youre blue and you don't know where to go to..." Otaku-sempai 700 0 Jul 30, 4:21am
       He faltered, staff in hand Bracegirdle 687 0 Jul 30, 11:50am
       Denethor embarrasses himself and doesn't make it past the first round of Gondor's Got Talent. Belegdir 680 0 Jul 30, 1:28pm
       Biggest cell phone I have ever seen!! EomundDaughter 676 0 Jul 30, 1:56pm
       Denethor collapes in a paroxysm of parental failure after seeing Boromir's Snapchat account. //// CuriousG 658 0 Jul 30, 5:42pm
       Collapse Black and white, black and white, can't we get a decorator with some color around here? Omnigeek 658 1 Jul 30, 7:31pm
         You know, I did actually think that while watching the movie. // CuriousG 617 0 Aug 1, 1:18am
       Denethor, much to his dismay, discovers why Pippin kept going on about finding a hobbit sized loo... Belegdir 602 0 Aug 1, 11:41am
       Denethor's pride is dented a bit after being bested by a Hufflepuff using the jelly leg jinx. // zarabia 585 0 Aug 1, 1:54pm
       Collapse "Hello darkness my old friend..."/ SirDennisC 545 4 Aug 2, 5:31am
           Collapse "I've come to talk to you again;" Otaku-sempai 545 3 Aug 2, 6:50am
               Collapse "Because a vision softly creeping...came from my palantir while I was looking..." // dernwyn 473 2 Aug 3, 2:18am
                   Collapse "And the vision that was planted in my brain … Still remains, within the thumb-drive of my palantir..." // Bracegirdle 469 1 Aug 3, 3:08am
                       Ha! / SirDennisC 216 0 Aug 16, 1:25am
     Collapse “Come on baby, light my pyre" // Bracegirdle 525 3 Aug 2, 11:48am
           Ouch! Otaku-sempai 517 0 Aug 2, 2:58pm
           Collapse The Winner... StingingFly 421 1 Aug 4, 2:26pm
               Ooo – thank you StingingFly :) Bracegirdle 399 0 Aug 4, 6:36pm
       Having Pippin plan the celebrations may have been, in hindsight, a mistake. tigatag 505 0 Aug 2, 7:39pm
       And maybe the Minas Tirith Philharmonic...... dormouse 451 0 Aug 3, 4:53pm
       Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Cuwen Maegmacil 351 0 Aug 5, 10:02pm

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest CVI Belegdir 873 20 Jul 21, 5:20pm Jump to last post in thread (by StingingFly)
       Collapse EXCUSE ME... Otaku-sempai 782 3 Jul 21, 6:27pm
           Collapse Ooops. Belegdir 776 2 Jul 21, 6:31pm
               Collapse Yes, slightly oversized. Ataahua 765 1 Jul 21, 8:34pm
                   Cheers! Belegdir 756 0 Jul 21, 8:58pm
       Collapse Frodo, Sam, Marry and Pippin are playing hide and seek with the Ringwraiths. Smaug the iron 756 1 Jul 21, 9:17pm
           Don't you guys know how to play hide-and-seek? You're supposed to hide in different places, not all together! Tag, my turn to hide! // dernwyn 557 0 Jul 25, 11:28am
       Collapse Nazgul: "Where are those little brats that TP'd Minas Morgul? I could have sworn they went this way?!" StingingFly 746 2 Jul 21, 9:36pm
           Collapse A Winner! Belegdir 383 1 Jul 29, 7:20pm
               Thank you Belegdir... StingingFly 369 0 Jul 29, 11:13pm
       No, no, no! I *told* you, Dementor auditions were LAST week! // cats16 738 0 Jul 21, 10:15pm
       "Come with me! I am Death!" "But we didn't eat the salmon mousse." // CuriousG 737 0 Jul 21, 10:55pm
       “No NO! You can’t have it! It’s mine I tell you!” Bracegirdle 699 0 Jul 22, 12:53pm
       "Guys, honest, I only wanted to ask directions to the Golden Perch! Best beer in the Eastfarthing, I've heard!" // Gianna 672 0 Jul 22, 9:11pm
       Smells like mushrooms! // sador 632 0 Jul 23, 8:04pm
       Pippin what did you eat? Armenelos 613 0 Jul 24, 3:40am
       Duck, duck, goose - ha! // SirDennisC 581 0 Jul 25, 2:36am
       "No, *you* tell him his breath smells." / Ataahua 565 0 Jul 25, 7:21am
       Pollen count must be high this summer...... // dormouse 562 0 Jul 25, 8:45am
       "What is it, Pippin?" "-Was trying to say that was just like The Hunt for the Wilderpeople!" // cats16 543 0 Jul 25, 6:03pm
       Farmer Maggot takes "You kids get off my lawn!" to a whole new level // Loresilme 492 0 Jul 27, 4:14pm

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest the CXV SirDennisC 755 17 Jul 19, 3:08am Jump to last post in thread (by Armenelos)
       "Is that Orlando Bloom?" DainPig 657 0 Jul 19, 6:39am
       Aragorn: “You dare give me that sideways look!” Bracegirdle 642 0 Jul 19, 12:51pm
       Collapse Tonight on Battle of the Background Elves: Meet our newest contestant! That bodacious bowman, that elvish eye candy, the 'Noldor with the Smolder' - let's hear it for ... HIGWIT! // Loresilme 621 1 Jul 19, 6:22pm
           Hee! // hanne 557 0 Jul 20, 10:37am
       Rumil: "Haldir, is that my barrette you're wearing? I've been looking for that all over the flet." // Loresilme 610 0 Jul 19, 7:58pm
       "That overshirt with *those* boots? What were you thinking?" / Ataahua 607 0 Jul 19, 8:53pm
       Haldir discovers the edge of Aragorn's sweaty-aroma zone. / Ataahua 605 0 Jul 19, 8:55pm
       Collapse "... and then he fell right on his arse! Haha.. He's right behind me, isn't he?" Belegdir 608 1 Jul 19, 9:10pm
           *snort* :D / Ataahua 587 0 Jul 20, 12:03am
       "I look so cool with my hair like this in a movie, but if I'd done it this way in high school, I'd be a laughingstock." // CuriousG 571 0 Jul 20, 4:01am
       Aragorn: "So that's the creepy brother you were telling me about, I see what you mean...you said he doesn't understand the Common Tongue, right? StingingFly 549 0 Jul 20, 1:41pm
       Yes, indeed, this is the young man who has stolen Lissuin 526 0 Jul 20, 9:37pm
       Haldir: "Yes, mellon nin, that IS my new Orc-scent perfume." // Gianna 505 0 Jul 21, 1:34am
       Collapse Duck. Duck. Goose! Belegdir 491 3 Jul 21, 2:03pm
           Collapse I'm calling it. Belegdir wins -- but SirDennisC 490 2 Jul 21, 3:01pm
               Collapse Thank you! Belegdir 468 1 Jul 21, 5:01pm
                   I pooted but I'll blame the dwarf. C'mon Hal couldn't you warn me when I'm behind you! Armenelos 397 0 Jul 24, 3:47am

  Collapse Lord of the Rings ultimate edition- possible scene edits hms_ocean 1202 11 Jul 13, 1:44pm Jump to last post in thread (by Captain Boromir)
       Collapse A Couple from Me BallyWhooo 1129 1 Jul 14, 2:07am
           To me NoelGallagher 1046 0 Jul 15, 6:49pm
       Collapse Do not forget DainPig 1038 5 Jul 15, 9:02pm
           Collapse I haven't read LOTR in quite a while.................. LittleHobbit 858 4 Jul 21, 12:00am
               Collapse It is not from the book Smaug the iron 844 3 Jul 21, 8:27am
                   Thanks. LittleHobbit 566 0 Aug 2, 4:52pm
                   Collapse Actually.......... LittleHobbit 549 1 Aug 3, 2:10am
                       Gift giving scene Captain Boromir 360 0 Aug 17, 6:43pm
       Legolas talking to Treebeard? Loresilme 888 0 Jul 19, 7:14pm
       Wasn't there... shaundobson 759 0 Jul 25, 9:17pm
       And secondly... shaundobson 628 0 Jul 31, 9:09am

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest the CXIV StingingFly 1000 24 Jul 5, 2:56pm Jump to last post in thread (by Armenelos)
       Aragorn: I don't belive it, 50% discount on Mithril shirts. Legolas: The dwarves are out of there mind. Smaug the iron 877 0 Jul 5, 4:21pm
       Collapse Legolas and Aragorn, shocked and disgusted by PJ's nuclear Galadriel. // Gianna 868 8 Jul 5, 6:44pm
           Collapse Along the same lines.... StingingFly 786 7 Jul 6, 9:47pm
               Collapse Didldldldldldlddii! - we have a winner! weathertop 707 6 Jul 11, 4:52pm
                   Collapse I am honored, but... StingingFly 685 5 Jul 12, 2:22am
                       It's still your call. Otaku-sempai 678 0 Jul 12, 3:00am
                       As the person who posted the photo, Ataahua 677 0 Jul 12, 3:31am
                       A hundred years ago last Thursday Bracegirdle 659 0 Jul 12, 1:19pm
                       Collapse SORRY, WRONG THREAD weathertop 645 1 Jul 12, 4:30pm
                           Heh - I can empathise. :D / Ataahua 620 0 Jul 12, 7:22pm
       "Legolas, did you know that the Dead have Pantsless Wednesdays?" / Ataahua 861 0 Jul 5, 8:31pm
       "Sorry Legolas … I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." // Dame Ioreth 847 0 Jul 6, 12:57am
       Aragorn: "Help, I'm slipping on a banana peel!" Legolas: "I am too pretty to care." // CuriousG 837 0 Jul 6, 2:53am
       Aragorn and Legolas were left speechless when they discovered how half-orcs came to be Omnigeek 837 0 Jul 6, 3:27am
       Collapse "Whoa.That's the second biggest pile of skulls I've ever seen!" // SirDennisC 820 2 Jul 6, 2:11pm
           Collapse The winner! StingingFly 658 1 Jul 12, 1:58pm
               Oh wow, thanks SirDennisC 573 0 Jul 14, 9:07pm
       Collapse Wyld Stallyns! Didldldldldldlddii! Belegdir 816 1 Jul 6, 3:43pm
           But will they be excellent to each other? / Ataahua 786 0 Jul 6, 7:24pm
       “Avert your eyes Leggy. I think they call it a ‘sponge-bath’”. // Bracegirdle 799 0 Jul 6, 6:03pm
       "We're on a mission from Eru!" // Otaku-sempai 789 0 Jul 6, 6:59pm
       Viggo: No, No, NO! Have mercy Peter!! Spam sandwiches AGAIN for lunch!!?” // Bracegirdle 775 0 Jul 6, 8:30pm
       Did we turn off the stove before we left???? EomundDaughter 565 0 Jul 14, 9:41pm
       Is that the new Iphone? Armenelos 379 0 Jul 24, 3:51am

  Collapse Meetings of Legolas, Elrond, & Galadriel ? Armenelos 625 5 Jul 2, 12:01am Jump to last post in thread (by Armenelos)
       Would have been in the early Third Age or in the 60 years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. ange1e4e5 603 0 Jul 2, 2:43am
       Collapse Canonically speaking... Otaku-sempai 593 1 Jul 2, 7:11am
           Thanks!! Armenelos 516 0 Jul 4, 9:58pm
       Collapse slightly left of reality... swordwhale 340 1 Jul 25, 2:01pm
           a good read Armenelos 206 0 Aug 11, 4:00am

  Collapse LOTR Caption Contest the CXIII Ataahua 1188 24 Jun 29, 12:43am Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       Growly Voice, yadda yadda yadda. How did you make it to Estrogen Island? // sador 1075 0 Jun 29, 9:26am
       “Er, well, you could try dressing like a man and calling yourself ‘Diphelm’ or something”. // Bracegirdle 1067 0 Jun 29, 12:13pm
       ÉOWYN: Has Aragorn said anything about me? Otaku-sempai 1073 0 Jun 29, 1:13pm
       No Éowyn, I am Law! Belegdir 1069 0 Jun 29, 1:26pm
       Collapse Damn it Éowyn, I'm a Rohirrim, not a courtesan! Belegdir 1066 1 Jun 29, 4:16pm
           Nice hehe // SirDennisC 780 0 Jul 6, 2:13pm
       Eowyn: "That blonde wig of yours - not really working for me" Kilidoescartwheels 1049 0 Jun 29, 6:37pm
       Collapse Eomer: There's something strange about Aragorn ... Eowyn: He won't give ME the time of day, maybe you're more his type ... Omnigeek 1039 1 Jun 30, 3:29am
           Ha! Otaku-sempai 1024 0 Jun 30, 2:03pm
       Éowyn: "Look out, there's a tipsy Dwarf above your head with a mug full of ale." // Gianna 1012 0 Jun 30, 5:38pm
       Collapse in his growly voice: Quit embarassing me...I'm trying to make an impression weathertop 1014 2 Jun 30, 7:31pm
           "Does this armour make my head look small?" / Ataahua 993 0 Jun 30, 9:47pm
           Love it! // Gianna 989 0 Jun 30, 10:19pm
       Eowyn: "Is your hair stuck to the post like mine is? Why doesn't Rohan have "wet paint" signs?!!!" // CuriousG 972 0 Jun 30, 11:47pm
       Collapse Eowyn: "All I said was, 'Hope you can be there for the wedding'...can you stop with the 'Hope is forsaken in these lands' bit?!" StingingFly 972 2 Jul 1, 12:25am
           Collapse Congrats StingingFly - you're the winner of this round! Ataahua 830 1 Jul 5, 1:44am
               Thank you StingingFly 819 0 Jul 5, 2:57am
       Eomer is determined to finally beat Eowyn in a staring contest. // dernwyn 906 0 Jul 3, 2:38am
       No, Eomer, you CAN'T borrow my conditioner! Meneldor 889 0 Jul 3, 4:38pm
       "Don't look now..... dormouse 861 0 Jul 4, 8:56am
       Nice split screen shot Bracegirdle 857 0 Jul 4, 1:16pm
       Collapse Eomer: "No, we were NOT switched at birth -- what does that even mean?!?" SirDennisC 788 2 Jul 6, 2:17pm
           Collapse Nice to see you again, SirDennis! // CuriousG 771 1 Jul 6, 4:31pm
               Nice to see you as well :) // SirDennisC 758 0 Jul 7, 1:00am

  Collapse The Eleventy-second(CXII) LotR Caption Contest! weathertop 753 14 Jun 21, 4:11pm Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       Drat. That Hamfast Gamgee is staring at me again. Just smile and slooowly look away... Belegdir 691 0 Jun 21, 4:56pm
       Collapse "I like restraint, Sam, if it doesn't go too far." Otaku-sempai 696 1 Jun 21, 5:04pm
           i just ended up with Mt Dew up my nose... weathertop 687 0 Jun 21, 5:17pm
       "You want thirteen children Sammy? Let's get started!" // Bracegirdle 680 0 Jun 21, 5:33pm
       Collapse You look just like Patty Duke's son !....wow EomundDaughter 674 1 Jun 21, 7:19pm
           or....just when do the elves arrive? EomundDaughter 442 0 Jun 28, 7:54pm
       Rose wonders if levitating a mug will attract Sam's attention.... dormouse 659 0 Jun 21, 10:01pm
       Collapse Rosie poses for the cover of Bar Wenches Weekly. Ataahua 651 2 Jun 22, 2:25am
           Collapse quality, not quantity weathertop 469 1 Jun 28, 5:36pm
               *slurps* Ataahua 462 0 Jun 28, 7:15pm
       Like what you see Sam? ... Dame Ioreth 644 0 Jun 22, 4:06am
       I hear this would just barely fit over ... Omnigeek 641 0 Jun 22, 4:52am
       This, my friend, is half a pint. // sador 630 0 Jun 22, 9:58am
       Hunh, that Ant Man's kind of cute from this angle. // SirDennisC 321 0 Jul 6, 3:03pm

  Collapse The Eleventy-first (CXI) LotR Caption Contest! Otaku-sempai 997 20 Jun 13, 11:01pm Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       What's it got up its sleeves, Precious? Meneldor 884 0 Jun 14, 1:29am
       Okay, okay, you got me! The ring I gave Frodo came from a box of Cracker Jacks ... Omnigeek 881 0 Jun 14, 1:38am
       “Thirdly, and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT … Bracegirdle 879 0 Jun 14, 2:25am
       Leonard Bernstein-Baggins conducts the Hobbits for Peace Youth Orchestra in a thrilling rendition of Beethoven's Ninth. // cats16 855 0 Jun 14, 6:51am
       Bilbo senses an invisible wall between himself and his audience... // dormouse 853 0 Jun 14, 6:55am
       Take my Ring ... Please! Thank you very much, you're too kind. I'll be here all week! // squire 845 0 Jun 14, 11:32am
       Who is this Martin Freeman bloke anyway? Never heard of him! Hamfast Gamgee 849 0 Jun 14, 11:42am
       Stand back you lot! I'll cut the cake shortly. Belegdir 835 0 Jun 14, 1:19pm
       To make amends for his, "I don't know half of you..." crack, Bilbo sings a little song. "...down came the rain and washed the spider out"// zarabia 794 0 Jun 15, 7:33am
       Collapse yes yes officer, if i can just reach into my pocket for my ID weathertop 764 6 Jun 15, 4:37pm
           Collapse Step away from the Ring Meneldor 751 3 Jun 15, 8:03pm
               Collapse And Bilbo tries to conceal himself before he is arrested for carrying a concealed weapon of concealment. // dernwyn 708 2 Jun 16, 4:06pm
                 OMGBC Bracegirdle 700 0 Jun 16, 9:32pm
                   with a permit written in moon-letters. // ElanorTX 588 0 Jun 19, 10:32am
           Collapse And the winner is... Otaku-sempai 514 1 Jun 21, 1:28pm
               great googly-moogly weathertop 506 0 Jun 21, 4:01pm
       At a chance meeting with Sauron in Bree, Bilbo taunts, "Look, I have more fingers than you." // CuriousG 720 0 Jun 16, 12:21pm
       Welcome to our rally! We will make the Hobbits great again! Fichtenbrenner 632 0 Jun 18, 6:22pm
       and then you toss the pizza dough like this....ha ha EomundDaughter 490 0 Jun 21, 7:21pm
       "Eleventy Y-E-A-R-S... no six-fingered man here." // SirDennisC 353 0 Jul 6, 2:21pm
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