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  Sticky: Thread Locked Welcome to Main Altaira 50824 0 Dec 28 2006, 3:02am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

Collapse Sticky: How Best to Contact an Admin for Help Kyriel 29036 3 Mar 31 2009, 10:49pm Jump to last post in thread (by deena900)

  Collapse Art competition? balbo biggins 45 1 Thu, 5:49pm Jump to last post in thread (by Gianna)
       That would indeed be very cool! Gianna 27 0 Thu, 8:18pm

  Collapse References to LOTR in The Bible TiliMithrilfist 164 6 Wed, 5:42pm Jump to last post in thread (by Sarahbor)
       I'm playing fast & loose with this one... joec_34 134 0 Wed, 6:46pm
       Out of Bondage Darkstone 131 0 Wed, 6:51pm
       Collapse "And before the First Day had begun God created LotR" Bracegirdle 122 2 Wed, 8:21pm
           Collapse Or...? Otaku-sempai 114 1 Wed, 9:14pm
               Oh no! Bracegirdle 98 0 Thu, 12:32am
       Eagles Sarahbor 36 0 Thu, 11:17pm

  Collapse What Are "Were-worms" In The Hobbit? News from Bree 161 9 Tue, 11:09pm Jump to last post in thread (by Sarahbor)
       Collapse Maybe it's like the Watcher in the Water, a creature whose origins are never revealed. ange1e4e5 136 1 Wed, 4:54am
           The Watcher in the Water confirmed for me the reasons Nieriel 135 0 Wed, 5:35am
       Collapse I think the wereworms of the movie Silverlode 128 4 Wed, 7:01am
           Collapse Yet another inspiration? Otaku-sempai 109 3 Wed, 4:13pm
               Collapse Dholes? Sarahbor 39 2 Thu, 11:08pm
                   Collapse Dhole vs. dhole Otaku-sempai 27 1 2:49am
                       Capital D makes all the difference! Sarahbor 22 0 3:09am
       I suppose a further (though perhaps dull) explanation is... noWizardme 98 0 Wed, 6:02pm
       So cool Sarahbor 37 0 Thu, 11:04pm

  The One Last Party - One Year Later News from Bree 41 0 Mon, 9:18pm Jump to last post in thread (by News from Bree)

  Collapse What does an Entwife look like? squire 220 14 Mon, 8:46pm Jump to last post in thread (by grammaboodawg)
       Collapse I take it... Darkstone 200 1 Mon, 8:55pm
           Nothing personal squire 180 0 Mon, 9:09pm
       Oh dear! zarabia 138 0 Tue, 7:45am
       That's fascinating, squire.... dormouse 131 0 Tue, 9:38am
       Collapse Fun question! A biologist makes little headway noWizardme 121 9 Tue, 3:03pm
           Collapse Wake me up! No One in Particular 111 8 Tue, 5:03pm
               Collapse That is more how I saw it, too squire 99 6 Tue, 8:52pm
                   Collapse Third picture looks like Groot. ange1e4e5 95 5 Tue, 9:06pm
                       Collapse Thanks for the reference! I'd never heard of Groot before. squire 99 4 Tue, 9:24pm
                           I don't know. ange1e4e5 89 0 Tue, 9:26pm
                           Early Groot Otaku-sempai 83 0 Tue, 10:23pm
                           I am Groot. Meneldor 73 0 Wed, 2:23am
                           Not the only Groot out there ;) grammaboodawg 65 0 Wed, 10:18am
               Ah I see - the creation and 'waking up' might be 2 successive events. I hadn't thought of that! // noWizardme 83 0 Tue, 9:49pm

  Collapse Parody of Elvis' You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog: Nothin' but a Hobbit TiliMithrilfist 79 3 Feb 5, 3:20pm Jump to last post in thread (by Nieriel)
       Nice. ange1e4e5 67 0 Feb 5, 3:49pm
       Doing parodies is such fun - Greenwood Hobbit 49 0 Feb 6, 10:03am
       You have a gift Nieriel 34 0 Feb 6, 11:26pm

  Collapse This ranking of "the most metal deaths in Tolkien" might...strike a chord noWizardme 221 7 Feb 5, 10:29am Jump to last post in thread (by Hamfast Gamgee)
       Excellent article Belegdir 191 0 Feb 5, 12:48pm
       Fun artice! CuriousG 189 0 Feb 5, 1:26pm
       Arwen? noWizardme 181 0 Feb 5, 4:16pm
       Great cartoon! squire 172 0 Feb 5, 6:30pm
       The description of Feanor is perfect. >:) / Ataahua 111 0 Mon, 1:22am
       absolutely hilarious Nuradar 74 0 Mon, 7:26pm
       I think one of my favourites is Finrod Hamfast Gamgee 48 0 Wed, 12:08am

  Collapse The Week in Tolkien Cosplay - February 5, 2016 News from Bree 54 1 Feb 5, 10:12am Jump to last post in thread (by Greenwood Hobbit)
       I'm so impressed Greenwood Hobbit 35 0 Sun, 2:55pm

  Collapse Hand-Illuminated Copy of Tolkien’s “The Silmarillion" priell3 121 3 Feb 4, 7:26pm Jump to last post in thread (by Nieriel)
       Cool. ange1e4e5 111 0 Feb 4, 7:29pm
       Great work - the Tolkien Library site interviewed the artist in 2009. squire 113 0 Feb 4, 7:58pm
       That book Nieriel 69 0 Feb 5, 9:38am

  Collapse A Major Modern Tolkien Fan TiliMithrilfist 208 9 Feb 4, 5:53pm Jump to last post in thread (by imin)
       Whew! Otaku-sempai 181 0 Feb 4, 7:04pm
       Impressive. Most impressive. ange1e4e5 178 0 Feb 4, 7:07pm
       *stands and applauds* Ataahua 169 0 Feb 4, 9:16pm
       That's amazing! Nieriel 152 0 Feb 4, 10:05pm
       Now THAT would be a real challenge to sing! Greenwood Hobbit 149 0 Feb 4, 10:33pm
     Bravo!// Lissuin 144 0 Feb 4, 10:48pm
     Do you take requests? Meneldor 122 0 Feb 5, 3:09am
       Wonderful work. Belegdir 97 0 Feb 5, 1:16pm
       That was brilliant imin 72 0 Feb 5, 10:54pm

  Collapse Silmarillion Casting Revisited ange1e4e5 1205 94 Feb 2, 12:55pm Jump to last post in thread (by ange1e4e5)
       Collapse Casting 2 ange1e4e5 1160 2 Feb 2, 1:26pm
           Collapse Casting 3 ange1e4e5 1156 1 Feb 2, 1:29pm
               Eru and some Valar ange1e4e5 1134 0 Feb 2, 4:27pm
       Collapse Casting for 'Beren and Luthien' squire 1124 90 Feb 2, 7:26pm
           Collapse Interesting ange1e4e5 1092 37 Feb 2, 9:29pm
               So, what do you guys think? ange1e4e5 1071 0 Feb 2, 10:22pm
               Collapse Thanks squire 1051 35 Feb 3, 3:30am
                   Collapse On making The Silmarillion ange1e4e5 1045 34 Feb 3, 3:34am
                       Collapse Making The Silmarillion 2 ange1e4e5 1000 33 Feb 3, 3:35pm
                           Collapse Any suggestions or opinions? ange1e4e5 954 32 Feb 3, 10:43pm
                               Collapse Well... Darkstone 955 31 Feb 3, 10:54pm
                                   Collapse Writer: Bora Dagtekin Music: Yoko Kanno ange1e4e5 932 30 Feb 4, 3:34am
                                       Collapse Yoko Kanno! Otaku-sempai 924 3 Feb 4, 4:26am
                                           Collapse I don't know anything much about anime, except for Howl's Moving Castle. ange1e4e5 921 2 Feb 4, 4:27am
                                               Collapse Escaflowne Otaku-sempai 918 1 Feb 4, 4:38am
                                                   Opinion on Escaflowne trailer music ange1e4e5 911 0 Feb 4, 4:43am
                                       Collapse Doctor's Diary and Turkish for Beginners Darkstone 903 25 Feb 4, 5:29am
                                           Collapse Only one problem ange1e4e5 902 24 Feb 4, 5:32am
                                               Collapse "Nonetheless, they will have need of wood." Darkstone 860 23 Feb 4, 3:06pm
                                                   Collapse As I said, not sure how much of The Silmarillion is funny. ange1e4e5 846 22 Feb 4, 3:19pm
                                                       Collapse Humor in The Sil... Otaku-sempai 847 21 Feb 4, 3:39pm
                                                           Collapse On Terry Gillam and Tim Burton ange1e4e5 841 20 Feb 4, 3:42pm
                                                               Collapse Recent Films by Burton Otaku-sempai 837 19 Feb 4, 4:09pm
                                                                   Collapse It's not that I don't remember his films, I was asking about the quality. ange1e4e5 437 18 Feb 4, 4:12pm
                                                                       Of the castings I put up, what do you guys think? ange1e4e5 436 0 Feb 4, 4:16pm
                                                                       Collapse Quality Otaku-sempai 437 16 Feb 4, 4:23pm
                                                                           Collapse Well Darkstone 428 15 Feb 4, 5:12pm
                                                                               I'm worried that it will be distracting with Tim Burton. Example: melting puppets in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. ange1e4e5 427 0 Feb 4, 5:13pm
                                                                               Collapse Burton and Gilliam Otaku-sempai 422 13 Feb 4, 5:21pm
  Collapse Who would you suggest as a director? ange1e4e5 416 12 Feb 4, 5:30pm
       So, do you guys have any opinions on my castings? ange1e4e5 404 0 Feb 4, 6:38pm
       Collapse Direct this! Otaku-sempai 388 10 Feb 4, 9:00pm
           Collapse On Directors ange1e4e5 386 9 Feb 4, 9:02pm
               Collapse Alfonso Cuarón Otaku-sempai 381 8 Feb 4, 9:17pm
                   Collapse Three films ange1e4e5 370 1 Feb 4, 10:40pm
                       So, does anyone want to post their own castings for The Silmarillion? ange1e4e5 356 0 Feb 5, 3:19am
                   Collapse Ideas for an Aragorn coming of age film ange1e4e5 319 5 Feb 5, 4:45pm
                       Collapse Aragorn the Movie Otaku-sempai 308 4 Feb 5, 5:35pm
                           Collapse Response ange1e4e5 303 3 Feb 5, 5:46pm
                               Collapse Aragorn Cast and Crew Otaku-sempai 297 2 Feb 5, 6:17pm
                                   Collapse Suggestions for Aragorn prequel ange1e4e5 234 1 Feb 6, 10:51pm
                                       Casting Call Otaku-sempai 234 0 Feb 6, 10:59pm
           Collapse Any others you want to try, squire? ange1e4e5 923 51 Feb 4, 4:22am
               Collapse Children of Hurin - superstar cast, box office records. squire 364 50 Feb 5, 4:15am
                   Collapse Opinions on Children of Hurin cast ange1e4e5 357 30 Feb 5, 4:24am
                       Collapse I was going for an older audience squire 293 29 Feb 5, 6:29pm
                           Collapse Actor ages ange1e4e5 287 28 Feb 5, 7:10pm
                               Collapse Nothing "has to be", given the kind of budget we're talking - it's all the filmmaker's choice. squire 270 27 Feb 5, 8:22pm
                                   Collapse Bad choice of words ange1e4e5 271 26 Feb 5, 8:29pm
                                       Collapse Another possible example: NottaSackville 267 2 Feb 5, 8:41pm
                                           Collapse ? ange1e4e5 265 1 Feb 5, 8:43pm
                                               That was just another example of a badly written campy action movie. // NottaSackville 329 0 Feb 5, 9:47pm
                                       Collapse The fun thing about this kind of game squire 345 22 Feb 5, 8:56pm
                                           Collapse Sorry, I think I've confused camp with parody. ange1e4e5 317 21 Feb 6, 2:17am
                                               Collapse What type of film should The Silmarillion be? And would Christopher Tolkien support an adaptation? ange1e4e5 295 18 Feb 6, 2:49pm
                                                   Collapse Casting 5 ange1e4e5 295 2 Feb 6, 2:59pm
                                                       Collapse Casting change ange1e4e5 289 1 Feb 6, 3:34pm
                                                           Or maybe Ed Skrein as Ar-Pharazon? ange1e4e5 256 0 Feb 6, 8:28pm
                                                   Collapse The SIlmarillion and Christopher Tolkien Otaku-sempai 253 14 Feb 6, 9:31pm
                                                       On making The Silmarillion ange1e4e5 248 0 Feb 6, 9:42pm
                                                       Collapse I don't think the problem is a lack of strong stories or characters. squire 235 12 Feb 6, 11:13pm
                                                           Agreed... Otaku-sempai 227 0 Feb 6, 11:32pm
                                                           Collapse Silmarillion as independent films ange1e4e5 218 10 Feb 7, 12:16am
                                                               Collapse The whole reason they're called 'art films' is that special effects are removed from the concept. squire 213 9 Feb 7, 2:02am
                                                                   That's what I'm saying ange1e4e5 207 0 Feb 7, 2:16am
                                                                   Collapse The point was that such special effects, i.e. practical effects and CGI are necessary to make a film series like The Silmarillion work. ange1e4e5 155 7 Mon, 6:41pm
                                                                       Collapse Not necessarily Darkstone 144 6 Mon, 7:06pm
                                                                           Collapse Those are different genres, however; film noir and drama. ange1e4e5 142 5 Mon, 7:12pm
                                                                               Collapse Istari casting ange1e4e5 134 1 Mon, 8:05pm
  Hmmmm.... Darkstone 132 0 Mon, 8:15pm
                                                                               Collapse You don't consider the Sil... Darkstone 124 2 Mon, 8:57pm
  Collapse No, I don't consider them noir. ange1e4e5 122 1 Mon, 9:03pm
       Another idea for Director ange1e4e5 114 0 Tue, 3:07am
                                               Collapse On the other hand, ange1e4e5 90 1 Tue, 5:27pm
                                                   So, I'd like to hear opinions about the castings I put up to start this thread. ange1e4e5 133 0 Tue, 6:38pm
                   Collapse Going to try your hand at any more? ange1e4e5 117 18 Wed, 2:17am
                       Collapse Akallabeth Casting - wildly popular movie: all stars! all action! squire 103 17 Thu, 3:40am
                           Collapse Opinion of Akallabeth ange1e4e5 101 16 Thu, 3:47am
                               Collapse Setting the tone, and a high one at that. squire 93 15 Thu, 12:56pm
                                   Collapse I'll just say where Scott, Jones and Keynes are from ange1e4e5 92 13 Thu, 2:26pm
                                       Collapse Thanks! squire 65 12 Thu, 7:40pm
                                           Collapse Screenplays ange1e4e5 59 11 Thu, 9:16pm
                                               If I had to narrow it down to two ange1e4e5 54 0 Thu, 9:40pm
                                               Collapse Should a Silmarillion screenwriter have an expert knowledge of Tolkien's ideas and themes? squire 51 9 Thu, 10:01pm
                                                   Collapse Why I would like to see a Tolkien film made ange1e4e5 50 8 Thu, 10:10pm
                                                       Collapse That's fair squire 47 7 Thu, 10:20pm
                                                           Collapse That's why I've suggested having a Tolkien expert on hand to make sure it's done right ange1e4e5 33 6 12:02am
                                                               Collapse Consultants Otaku-sempai 28 5 2:54am
                                                                   Collapse That is kind of my feeling too. squire 23 4 3:59am
                                                                       Collapse It's always the dollars No One in Particular 20 3 4:40am
                                                                           Collapse Knights with jet packs aren't really a box office draw though, are they? ange1e4e5 16 2 5:09am
                                                                               Collapse Nope. No One in Particular 14 1 5:11am
  Unfortunately, yes. It's called Executive Meddling. ange1e4e5 13 0 5:18am
                                   You also had Benicio del Toro twice as Sauron. ange1e4e5 80 0 Thu, 5:19pm

Collapse It's time for some BS! grammaboodawg 217 14 Jan 31, 3:21pm Jump to last post in thread (by grammaboodawg)
     Collapse It's time for some more BS! grammaboodawg 177 13 Feb 1, 10:07am
         Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 153 12 Feb 2, 10:10am
             Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 135 11 Feb 3, 10:13am
                 Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 109 10 Feb 4, 1:48pm
                       Collapse Indeed Otaku-sempai 96 1 Feb 4, 3:46pm
                           Indeed, indeed! grammaboodawg 89 0 Feb 4, 6:37pm
                     Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 76 7 Feb 5, 11:36am
                         Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 68 6 Feb 6, 10:07am
                             Collapse It's time for even MORE BS! grammaboodawg 58 5 Feb 7, 11:14am
                                 Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 47 4 Mon, 10:07am
                                     Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 39 3 Tue, 9:50am
                                         Collapse It's time for some BS! grammaboodawg 31 2 Wed, 10:04am
                                             Collapse It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 21 1 Thu, 11:16am
                                                 It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg 4 0 10:35am

  Collapse How many Balrogs is there? Konrad S 222 4 Jan 30, 10:42pm Jump to last post in thread (by Elthir)
       the number kept changing hanne 201 0 Jan 31, 1:39am
       Collapse Christopher Tolkien did not invent Tolkien's note Elthir 197 2 Jan 31, 2:59am
           Collapse Then i think there is many balrogs like the orginal Konrad S 181 1 Jan 31, 7:27am
               Possibly, but... Elthir 165 0 Jan 31, 2:33pm

  Collapse Orcrist orginally owner Konrad S 327 11 Jan 30, 3:37pm Jump to last post in thread (by DanielLB)
       the mists of Gondolin Elthir 299 0 Jan 30, 7:20pm
       Collapse Good question Konrad Bracegirdle 293 5 Jan 30, 7:58pm
           Collapse The helarldry. Konrad S 284 4 Jan 30, 10:06pm
               Collapse are you referring to the film's Orcrist? Elthir 266 1 Jan 31, 2:46am
                   I think that must be correct Bracegirdle 252 0 Jan 31, 4:00am
               Collapse Orcrist's Details Otaku-sempai 260 1 Jan 31, 3:21am
                   To my recollection, you are correct Omnigeek 220 0 Jan 31, 6:35pm
       Collapse You might like this short read... DanielLB 191 3 Feb 1, 10:43am
           Interesting conjecture but still conjecture Omnigeek 177 0 Feb 1, 2:25pm
           Collapse even "most likely" seems a bit strong in my opinion Elthir 164 1 Feb 1, 4:38pm
               I give up. DanielLB 134 0 Feb 1, 9:40pm

Collapse Tolkien Swifties (Word Game) noWizardme 713 142 Jan 29, 5:00pm Jump to last post in thread (by Bracegirdle)
       "Daddy, I intend to marry 'that Man', as you call him," Arwen said evenly. Lissuin 477 0 Jan 29, 7:23pm
       King Elessar, striding through the crowd towards his princess, his face shining with love: "Gosh! That is a really pretty flag! Thanks!" Lissuin 469 0 Jan 29, 8:02pm
       "Bird poop and a bunny sled? I can't believe how PJ portrayed me!" said Raddy aghast. / Darkstone 463 0 Jan 29, 8:15pm
       "It likes punses, praps it does?" Bracegirdle 459 0 Jan 29, 8:56pm
       Collapse “Who’s the fairest of them all?” queried Boromirror. / Bracegirdle 453 2 Jan 29, 9:08pm
           Collapse Boromirror reflected on his actions "nothing more than a broken heirloom" he said sharply // AshNazg 434 1 Jan 30, 2:52am
               Oh! Good one!! :D // grammaboodawg 394 0 Jan 30, 1:40pm
       "I've made a Great Darkness!" shouted Sauron, delightedly. // noWizardme 453 0 Jan 29, 9:23pm
       Collapse "Let me show you how I tamed Shadowfax" said Gandalf in a hoarse whisper. // noWizardme 450 11 Jan 29, 9:41pm
           Collapse "I've forgotten how to shape-shift!" Sobbed Beorn, unbearably. // noWizardme 449 1 Jan 29, 9:57pm
               "I am fire!" Smaug heatedly exclaimed. "I am death" he added morbidly, and departed // AshNazg 434 0 Jan 30, 3:07am
           Collapse "These ain't sheep! These is fresh calves!" Tom revealed // AshNazg 433 6 Jan 30, 3:19am
               The Uruk attacked with a small bilbo while Aragorn thrusted with his kingsfoil. // Bracegirdle 419 0 Jan 30, 4:07am
               Collapse He said "nags" not "calves" Sarahbor 423 4 Jan 30, 4:19am
                   Collapse But "calves" is what makes it a swiftly noWizardme 412 2 Jan 30, 8:34am
                       “I’m the only female Dwarf!” she discoursed shortly. Bracegirdle 394 0 Jan 30, 2:18pm
                       Yep, got it :) Sarahbor 210 0 Jan 31, 3:46am
                   I know, I was stretching it for the (bad) pun. Sorry haha! // AshNazg 398 0 Jan 30, 11:27am
           Collapse “I cotton to you Sammy dear.” declared Rosie. / Bracegirdle 421 1 Jan 30, 3:45am
               "You're the best of all women" said Sam, with Rose-tinted glasses // noWizardme 375 0 Jan 30, 5:07pm
       LOL these are funny Sarahbor 417 0 Jan 30, 4:26am
       “Shucks!” said Milo with a cob in hand. While Myrtle burrows for taters. Bracegirdle 388 0 Jan 30, 2:27pm
       Collapse “Ware! Ware! I’m out of arrows!” quivered Legolas. Bracegirdle 387 2 Jan 30, 3:06pm
           "Just take some of mine!" Tauriel shot back // AshNazg 380 0 Jan 30, 3:29pm
           "Blimey - Aragorn!" said Legolas, looking in his empty quiver pointlessly. "Good thing this rooster just turned up on my lap. 'Ang on a mo' an' I'll fletch some arras fer ya!" he continued, unexpectedly adopting a cockney way of speaking. noWizardme 103 0 Feb 3, 9:46am
       Collapse "My Precious" said Bilbo with a Ring in his voice. // noWizardme 371 7 Jan 30, 6:04pm
           Collapse "My Precious" said Gollum, circling round an invisible Frodo. // dormouse 223 6 Jan 30, 7:33pm
               Collapse “Yes! It’s fir sure, we’re uprooting and going away. Woodja believe it?” needled Fimbrethil as the Entwives prepared to leaf. // Bracegirdle 216 5 Jan 31, 1:03am
                   Collapse Middle-earth-quake. Derndingle becomes Dol Dingle. // Bracegirdle 203 4 Jan 31, 4:25am
                       Collapse "I steer Vingilot through the skies" beamed Earendil... // dormouse 190 3 Jan 31, 2:19pm
                           Collapse "That rope should not have fallen. I know my knots!” Sam lashed out. Bracegirdle 187 2 Jan 31, 3:05pm
                               Collapse "Maybe next time I should tie it" said Frodo with a bow. // noWizardme 107 1 Feb 3, 9:36am
                                   "I...build...the best...ships....Right?" hammered Cirdan // dormouse 102 0 Feb 3, 9:46am
       “‘Oo turned me inter stone!” affirmed the troll. / hanne 213 0 Jan 31, 1:25am
       “You’d like to stay the night?” guessed Butterbur. / hanne 212 0 Jan 31, 1:25am
       “We intend to move our capital to Annuminas,” recited Aragorn. hanne 214 0 Jan 31, 1:27am
       The Trolls sat together in stony silence. // Otaku-sempai 211 0 Jan 31, 2:40am
     Collapse "Wow, you're all good at this!" said Tom, Swiftly.... // noWizardme 188 3 Jan 31, 4:25pm
         Collapse Flattery? “Hopefully this thread isn’t stranded!” needled BG with a twisted snarl. // Bracegirdle 173 1 Jan 31, 7:20pm
               "It's not only my name that burrows", Milo rabbited. // dormouse 168 0 Jan 31, 7:32pm
           "One does not simply walk into Mordor" Boromir rambled // AshNazg 170 0 Jan 31, 7:40pm
       Gandalf: Denethor! You cannot do this! Lissuin 175 0 Jan 31, 7:57pm
       Collapse Bard was enflamed as he loosed many arrows. But Smaug fired back. // Bracegirdle 162 8 Jan 31, 9:59pm
           Collapse "What am I doing here?" choked the boring Were-worm // dormouse 148 7 Feb 1, 9:17am
               Collapse “Teatime all!” whistled the dormouse tepidly as she immersed back into her pot. // Bracegirdle 131 6 Feb 1, 6:35pm
                   Collapse Hmmmm.... dormouse 128 5 Feb 1, 8:19pm
                       Collapse BG's teatime serving might just suffice, oh Queen of Mice - by a whisker. Lissuin 113 1 Feb 1, 10:04pm
                           “Thank you for clarifying my position!" uttered Mr. Bracegirdle. // Bracegirdle 145 0 Feb 2, 6:23pm
                       Collapse What!! Bracegirdle 195 2 Feb 1, 10:04pm
                           Collapse "Indubitably" afurred the mouse, squeakily! // dormouse 187 1 Feb 1, 11:17pm
                               “Scrape those barnacles!” ordered Cirdan crustily. // Bracegirdle 181 0 Feb 2, 12:12am
       "Why did PJ replace me with Arwen?" Glorfindel wondered absently. / Darkstone 138 0 Feb 1, 4:22pm
       Collapse "...and of Nielluin too, who is the Bee of Azure, Nielluin whom still may all men see in autumn or in winter burning nigh the foot of Telimektar son of Tulkas whose tale is yet to tell", said Manwe seriously. / Darkstone 138 2 Feb 1, 5:07pm
         Astronomy humor! Meneldor 124 0 Feb 1, 8:56pm
           "Don't know all them fancy names, I just like to look at the stars while sleeping outdoors under these fir trees", Sam opined. // dernwyn 170 0 Feb 2, 12:25pm
       Collapse "I would have you command this Warden, and bid him let me go", said Eowyn impatiently. / Darkstone 136 1 Feb 1, 5:18pm
           Nice! // dormouse 125 0 Feb 1, 8:17pm
       "Rivendell is a deep valley inhabited by elves," Cliff noted.// Ethel Duath 176 0 Feb 2, 4:22am
       "The Crebain will bring us news of the Ring!" crowed Saruman.// Ethel Duath 175 0 Feb 2, 4:31am
       Collapse “More heat! We need more heat!” bellowed Celebrimbor. // Bracegirdle 166 1 Feb 2, 12:57pm
           "Of course I can fly" boasted the condescending Balrog... // dormouse 163 0 Feb 2, 2:07pm
       Collapse "Treebeard's draughts may be nourishing, but one feels the need of something solid," said Merry gruesomely. / Darkstone 159 1 Feb 2, 3:36pm
           "Those ent-draughts have certainly made me feel a bit strange!" replied Pippin, woodenly // noWizardme 109 0 Feb 3, 9:34am
       “Fore!” angrily hollered Bullroarer as he teed-off at the Battle of Green Fields. // Bracegirdle 148 0 Feb 2, 6:17pm
       "Strider will look after them. I don't suppose we shall see them again," said Frodo hopelessly./ Darkstone 143 0 Feb 2, 6:33pm
       Collapse “Don’t eat that Bilbo! It’s poisonous!” warned Belladonna. // Bracegirdle 131 1 Feb 2, 11:22pm
           So that's why the trolls dropped him, and caught dwarves for supper instead? // sador 90 0 Feb 4, 5:36pm
       Collapse "Marty's brilliant courtroom performance quickly persuaded them to grant the Witch King compensation for Brandbuck's cowardly attack" wrote the fan-fiction author Merry-sue-ishly // noWizardme 102 3 Feb 3, 9:53am
           Collapse “You see, Frodo is my first and second cousin once removed either way.” related Bilbo. // Bracegirdle 92 2 Feb 3, 1:19pm
               Collapse !I am a servant of the secret fire," blazed Gandalf // dormouse 90 1 Feb 3, 2:04pm
                   “Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, mutton tomorrer!” burped William sheepishly. // Bracegirdle 87 0 Feb 3, 2:35pm
       “Bopped that Ferney!” grinned Sam as he bobbed for another apple. Bracegirdle 76 0 Feb 3, 10:32pm
       “Cease digging! What have we wrought?!” said Durin VI banefully. // Bracegirdle 61 0 Feb 4, 12:17pm
       "Who is this Thorongil person?" asked young Denethor suspiciously. Otaku-sempai 55 0 Feb 4, 3:49pm
       "Pippin, give me that dark orb," Gandalf said appropriately. / Darkstone 51 0 Feb 4, 4:01pm
       "Hey, Thingol, I brought you a Silmaril," Beren said offhandedly. / Darkstone 106 0 Feb 4, 4:09pm
       "Well, I fought the Barrow wight single-handedly" said Frodo, disarmingly.// noWizardme 106 0 Feb 4, 4:10pm
       "All that is gold does not glitter," Bilbo said dully. / Darkstone 104 0 Feb 4, 4:14pm
       "And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves?" said Galadriel presently. / Darkstone 102 0 Feb 4, 4:25pm
       “Raise the aft-mizzen!” directed Cirdan sternly. // Bracegirdle 96 0 Feb 4, 5:14pm
       "You cannot pass!" said Gandalf haltingly. / Darkstone 93 0 Feb 4, 5:19pm
       "The first and last of Nerdanel's children had the reddish hair of her kin," said Tolkien gingerly. / Darkstone 91 0 Feb 4, 5:33pm
       Collapse “Hey! Let’s go on another adventure.” Bilbo requested. // Bracegirdle 89 4 Feb 4, 5:48pm
           Collapse "I kindle the stars," twinkled Varda // dormouse 80 1 Feb 4, 7:02pm
               “Yea, but I created Ormal and Illuin.” said Aulë brightly. // Bracegirdle 70 0 Feb 4, 8:58pm
           Collapse "I'm putting the Fellowshio back together!" Frodo rejoined// noWizardme 57 1 Feb 4, 9:31pm
               Boromir, posthumously was invited to the Fellowship reunion but stiffed it as a no-show. [Sorry!] // Bracegirdle 49 0 Feb 4, 10:24pm
       "My love of battle is sated so now I cut wood," said Sador, haltingly // dormouse 77 0 Feb 4, 7:09pm
       "My arm hurts!' snapped Eowyn. oliphaunt 64 0 Feb 4, 9:11pm
       Collapse "You should try using that Palantir with a search engine. I'm a big fan of the Microsof one" said Sauron probingly. // noWizardme 61 2 Feb 4, 9:24pm
           Collapse “Palantir in use – please try later.” texted Microsof sympathetically. // Bracegirdle 56 1 Feb 4, 9:39pm
               Ha! (Now I'm imagining Saruman had a magic 8 ball really!) // noWizardme 54 0 Feb 4, 9:42pm
       Collapse "Here's a cold compress for that injury, Treebeard" said Merry enticingly. // noWizardme 55 2 Feb 4, 9:40pm
           Collapse Enticingly!? ENTICINGLY!? Award for worst/best pun. (groan/laugh/groan/laugh) // Lissuin 41 1 Feb 4, 11:41pm
               (I was after an 'enticingly' one involving covering Treebeard with cake icing ('frosting'). But it kept sounding like *very specialised * fan fiction :) ) // noWizardme 113 0 Feb 5, 9:30am
       "It's hard to see me when I stand tall and still" said Treebeard post-impressionistically. // noWizardme 52 0 Feb 4, 9:45pm
       "I'm done with eking out the food. Let's eat all the elm as now!" Said Sam irrationally. // noWizardme 52 0 Feb 4, 9:57pm
       Collapse “If you please, stable that horse on the fore-deck.” directed Cirdan with a bow. // Bracegirdle 46 2 Feb 4, 10:40pm
           "I will lead the Noldor out of this blessed realm," vowed Feanor with a curse. // dormouse 42 0 Feb 4, 11:31pm
           "I'll put it at the very front of the ship" replied Gandalf proudly // noWizardme 113 0 Feb 5, 9:40am
       "The Palantir never lies," insisted Denethor, ill-advisedly // dormouse 42 0 Feb 4, 11:32pm
       Little Joe and Hoss did the Springle-ring while Ben twirled. // Bracegirdle 120 0 Feb 5, 1:59am
       “This is most unsavory!” said Frodo tastelessly of Herb’s stewed rabbit. // Bracegirdle 118 0 Feb 5, 2:12am
       "I don't know any coniferous ents" Treebeard opined. // noWizardme 113 0 Feb 5, 9:32am
       "We've got a hideout behind a waterfall!" Faramir gushed. // noWizardme 113 0 Feb 5, 9:34am
       Collapse "So, I rub this on and it makes your hair curl?" Treebeard asked Fimbrethil permanently // noWizardme 113 2 Feb 5, 9:37am
           Collapse Treebeard spruced-up before asking Fimbrethil: “Wood you care to try for an Entling?” // Bracegirdle 102 1 Feb 5, 1:20pm
               "You would not dare say that if I were holding Aiglos," said Gil-galad, pointedly. // dormouse 100 0 Feb 5, 2:21pm
       "What do you take me for, a garbage incinerator?!" Mount Doom erupted. // noWizardme 114 0 Feb 5, 9:46am
       Collapse "Play me more of your electronic dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythms and sounds." said Treebeard, entranced // noWizardme 112 1 Feb 5, 10:15am
           "It's like a jungle sometimes: It makes me wonder how I keep from going under..." Grandmaster Treebeard entrapped. // noWizardme 110 0 Feb 5, 10:22am
       Collapse The sweet fragrance of baking cram wafted across the water from the Esgaroth Olfactory. // Bracegirdle 108 2 Feb 5, 12:37pm
           Collapse (Wow, I thought that olfactory was modernised ages ago!) // noWizardme 106 1 Feb 5, 12:51pm
               Nay, the gov’ment hadn’t crammed in yet! :) // Bracegirdle 103 0 Feb 5, 1:18pm
       “Roäc, if you please. Fly a message to Dáin.” crowed Thorin. “Nevermore!” quoth the Raven. // Bracegirdle 99 0 Feb 5, 3:03pm
       "I should have taken Roac's advice. Farwell, Master Burglar!" croaked Thorin oliphant 94 0 Feb 5, 4:13pm
       Collapse "White! It serves as a beginning!" sneered Saruman colourfully. // dormouse 89 1 Feb 5, 4:21pm
           “My o my, look at that rainbow.” said Saruman of Many Colors. Bracegirdle 78 0 Feb 5, 7:51pm
       "Whee! I'm off for a journey on my rabbit-powered sledge!" cackled Radagast trippily. // noWizardme 88 0 Feb 5, 4:25pm
       "Come now people. Surely this fine piece of furniture has more value than that!” appraised Mr Grubb. // Bracegirdle 75 0 Feb 5, 8:59pm
       Come spend the winter in my house!" said Beorn abidingly. Otaku-sempai 66 0 Feb 6, 12:46am
       Collapse “I think I may have a carbuncle!” erupted Lotho (Pimple) Sackville-Baggins boilingly. Bracegirdle 61 2 Feb 6, 4:30am
         Collapse Noooooooooooooooo! // Lissuin 49 1 Feb 6, 8:48am
               YES! Bracegirdle 107 0 Feb 6, 1:51pm
       Collapse "Come in, hobbits, come in! We like parties!" admitted Goldberry oliphaunt 48 1 Feb 6, 12:13pm
           Good 'un! / Darkstone 51 0 Mon, 5:30pm
       “Please send by Quick Post.” relayed Bilbo hastily. . . . Bracegirdle 103 0 Feb 6, 2:41pm
       “You cannot pass?” queried Gandalf to a squatting Gimli. Bracegirdle 88 0 Feb 7, 1:22am
       Collapse "....go now and speed well," was Bard's parting shot // dormouse 81 1 Sun, 2:15pm
           “Come on baby light my pyre!” said Denethor to his servants heatedly. // Bracegirdle 79 0 Sun, 5:14pm
       And the squabble raged swiftly down by the Donnybrook Stream near Rushy, Eastfarthing. // Bracegirdle 66 0 Mon, 4:00am
       "So Gimli... where is this Mirrormere?" Samwise pondered. // grammaboodawg 59 0 Mon, 10:14am
       “But, I know where we can get some ships!” Fëanor barged in craftily. // Bracegirdle 54 0 Mon, 2:28pm
       "Where's my bag of Old Toby?!?" puffed Pippin // grammaboodawg 51 0 Mon, 5:20pm
       "Oi! They're catapulting blocks of walls....ooof" cried the unfortunate Orc flatly. // grammaboodawg 52 0 Mon, 5:25pm
       "Ok, gollum. You better hold up your end of the bargain," supported Sam. // grammaboodawg 50 0 Mon, 5:29pm
       "The Strawheads took our land!", said the Dunlendings wildly. / Darkstone 50 0 Mon, 5:29pm
       "Shire! Baggins!" fingered Gollum. / Darkstone 50 0 Mon, 5:33pm
       “Sing hey! for the bath at close of day!” sang Pippin bubblingly. // Bracegirdle 46 0 Mon, 6:53pm
       “Testing – one, two, three. This is only a test!” broadcasted the Chief Palantir of Osgiliath. // Bracegirdle 42 0 Mon, 7:10pm
       “Redhorn has defeated us! We must attempt Moria!” recoursed Gandalf darkly. // Bracegirdle 28 0 Tue, 2:55pm
       “Halt! Admission is not permitted beyond this point!” charged the Bounder. Bracegirdle 23 0 Wed, 12:36pm
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