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  Sticky: Thread Locked Welcome to the Hobbit Movie board! Altaira 257022 0 May 24 2008, 1:58am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

  Collapse Sticky: How Best to Contact an Admin for Help Kyriel 149007 1 Mar 31 2009, 10:46pm Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse Sticky: The Courtesy of our Halls (Discussion Guidelines) Silverlode 86536 11 Oct 12 2014, 9:41pm Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse Sticky: An open letter to the Hobbit forum Silverlode 8506 33 Mar 2 2016, 10:03am Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LVII Darkstone 256 8 Mon, 5:37pm Jump to last post in thread (by L. Ron Halfelven)
       "Is it agreed? We shall have the deep-dish with extra cheese and pepperoni!" // Otaku-sempai 209 0 Mon, 6:21pm
       Elrond: "Sorry Gandalf, but I'm not going to play "spin the dagger" with my mother-in-law! Kilidoescartwheels 192 0 Mon, 9:34pm
       "We're gonna build a beautiful wall, and we're gonna make Mordor pay for it!" // cats16 137 0 Thu, 3:26am
       Elrond: "I think I know where that missing nuclear warhead is." / Ataahua 131 0 Thu, 4:07am
       GALADRIEL: You cannot fight in here! This is the War Room! // Otaku-sempai 122 0 Thu, 4:28am
       Gandalf and the elves of the round table. Smaug the iron 120 0 Thu, 5:12am
       "I'm thinking about redoing this floor with wall to wall carpeting. Meneldor 93 0 Thu, 2:12pm
       Army Lorien supports Orc Army Moria->Rivendell? Why, you backstabbing.../ L. Ron Halfelven 79 0 Thu, 4:16pm

  Collapse Caption Contest LVI Ataahua 822 16 Jun 13, 7:37pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       You'd have to send me home tied up in a sack to stop me... so here I am tied up in a sack. Aren't you going to send me home?/ L. Ron Halfelven 752 0 Jun 13, 7:41pm
       Collapse Bilbo Baggins? More like Bilbo Sackings. Smaug the iron 751 1 Jun 13, 7:56pm
           So that's what a Sackville-Baggins looks like! // dernwyn 725 0 Jun 14, 12:06am
       Collapse Because of the excessive sacks in the Trollshaws scene PJ eliminated all the violins at Bag End so he could preserve a PG-13 rating. // Darkstone 662 6 Jun 14, 6:21pm
           Collapse *places head in hand and groans* dernwyn 658 4 Jun 14, 8:30pm
               Collapse Well Darkstone 599 3 Jun 15, 1:55pm
                   Bwahahahaha!!!!! Kilidoescartwheels 570 0 Jun 15, 5:22pm
                   Collapse Winner! Congrats, Darkstone! Ataahua 213 1 Sun, 7:10pm
                       Wow! Darkstone 117 0 Mon, 5:11pm
           LOL// sevilodorf 541 0 Jun 15, 9:14pm
       New game: ange1e4e5 664 0 Jun 14, 7:07pm
       Bilbo finally remembers what the Dwarves forgot to bring to the Trollshaws slumber party: SNACKS! Kilidoescartwheels 655 0 Jun 14, 8:01pm
       Next on "Happy Trails, Happy Trolls" - join Bert, Will and Tom as they rustle up the newest Boil in Bag backpack snacks - Drizzled Dwarf Drops and Hearty Hobbit Hash! // Loresilme 532 0 Jun 15, 9:51pm
       After one crack too many from the dwarves about how good Thorin was "in the sack", Bilbo felt it was time to make as dignified an exit as possible. Fereth 509 0 Jun 16, 1:33am
       1957: The 'iconic' Givenchy sack dress Lissuin 490 0 Jun 16, 6:07am
       "Alright, it's pleasure to be here in Eriador with such a fine audience of Trolls...I tell you, I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me"..*crickets chirping* "um, I have better material, please don't eat me!" StingingFly 113 0 Mon, 4:42pm

  Collapse Caption contest LV L. Ron Halfelven 1413 12 Jun 3, 1:06am Jump to last post in thread (by Loresilme)
       New from Mattel: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Stone-giants! Otaku-sempai 1351 0 Jun 3, 3:11am
       "What a bunch of blockheads!" - Lucy van Pelt// Kilidoescartwheels 1256 0 Jun 4, 4:08am
       "Next Michael Bay movie features primitive versions of Autobots and Decepticons" DainPig 1180 0 Jun 4, 8:28pm
       Rocco: "Outta my way Talc!"... StingingFly 1154 0 Jun 4, 10:47pm
       Collapse "We will, we will rock you!" Ataahua 1132 3 Jun 5, 3:06am
         *applause!* Lissuin 564 0 Jun 11, 5:59am
           Collapse And you rock! The honor of posting the next pic is yours./ L. Ron Halfelven 390 1 Jun 12, 9:30pm
               Cheers, L. Ron! / Ataahua 361 0 Jun 13, 3:03am
       At some point during their existential debate over whether they were real or metaphorical the Stone Giants descended into the classic fallacy of “reducio ad punching”. Darkstone 1061 0 Jun 5, 1:40pm
       The 'Rocky VIII' project is saddled with a literal-minded casting director./ L. Ron Halfelven 390 0 Jun 12, 9:31pm
       No one calls my sister metamorphic! Take that!/ L. Ron Halfelven 390 0 Jun 12, 9:32pm
       Once again, little Sauron Jr. wins the Mordor Middle School Science Fair, this year with his crystal-growing project, "Big Rock Candy Mountains" // Loresilme 307 0 Jun 13, 12:02pm

  Collapse Caption Contest LIV - Memorial Day edition Kilidoescartwheels 1259 11 May 25, 7:34pm Jump to last post in thread (by L. Ron Halfelven)
       Collapse Goblin town Smaug the iron 1204 1 May 25, 8:26pm
           Oh, thanks! Kilidoescartwheels 1188 0 May 25, 8:53pm
       Collapse DORI: That was some kegger last night. Who was nibbling on my ear? Otaku-sempai 1187 1 May 25, 9:04pm
           Technically, but Kilidoescartwheels 1119 0 May 26, 3:27pm
       The sit-down strike brought production to a standstill until Jackson agreed to provide roaringer fires, maltier beer, and redder meat off the bone. / Darkstone 1100 0 May 26, 5:05pm
       Collapse The Dwarves camped out in line to be first to get the new Arkenphone./ L. Ron Halfelven 1089 2 May 26, 7:32pm
           Collapse The Winner! Kilidoescartwheels 574 1 Jun 1, 9:32pm
               Thank you, thank you!/ L. Ron Halfelven 464 0 Jun 3, 1:02am
       Who's that lady sitting on top of Thorin? dormouse 979 0 May 27, 10:43pm
       "Stay down! Maybe the trick-or-treaters will pass us by." / Ataahua 974 0 May 27, 11:55pm
       Unfortunately, the dwarves had little to do once Tauriel and Legolas were written into the story... StingingFly 682 0 May 30, 9:31pm

  Collapse Re: stick insects of New Zealand and Middle-earth. Lissuin 640 7 May 23, 7:09am Jump to last post in thread (by Lissuin)
       Collapse Oh my goodness! Elarie 601 4 May 23, 12:04pm
           Collapse I always sleep with my hair over my ears. Ataahua 558 3 May 23, 7:17pm
               Collapse Bugs! Elarie 546 2 May 23, 7:51pm
                   Collapse I'm pretty sure Ataahua 541 1 May 23, 8:16pm
                       Yes Elarie 533 0 May 23, 8:56pm
       Collapse Totally agree with Elarie Kilidoescartwheels 561 1 May 23, 6:23pm
         Ummmm yeah, we do get sort of big spiders. Lissuin 529 0 May 23, 9:05pm

  Collapse Caption contest LIII Fereth 847 7 May 17, 1:32am Jump to last post in thread (by Kilidoescartwheels)
       FILI: Trust me, brother, the hobbit is male. // Otaku-sempai 791 0 May 17, 1:54am
       Dwarf and Dwarfer // Darkstone 782 0 May 17, 3:19am
       Good evening, sir. We are from Church of Latter Day Valar. Might we have a few moments of your time? Belegdir 762 0 May 17, 4:00pm
       Collapse Fili is concerned, since Thorin has never played "Pokemon Go" before... Kilidoescartwheels 746 2 May 17, 9:04pm
           Collapse And we have a winner! Fereth 428 1 May 25, 12:01am
               Well yeah Kilidoescartwheels 423 0 May 25, 12:26am
       Yeah, so? We did go for a more contemporary interpretation of the "bearded Dwarf" look. Lissuin 689 0 May 20, 8:32pm

  Collapse Revisiting the "strain of madness" in the line of Durin Kilidoescartwheels 787 8 May 14, 9:31pm Jump to last post in thread (by Otaku-sempai)
       Collapse The Ring of Durin's Folk Otaku-sempai 759 7 May 14, 10:15pm
           re: the ring Kilidoescartwheels 716 0 May 15, 5:48pm
           Collapse Durin's Ring Yngwulff 611 5 May 17, 3:23am
               Collapse Thorin's Obsession Otaku-sempai 595 2 May 17, 6:58am
                   Collapse I think its a mistake to look at things too dryly... moreorless 407 1 May 26, 7:22am
                       The Irony of Thorin Otaku-sempai 379 0 May 26, 2:05pm
               Collapse Thorin's Obsession Otaku-sempai 593 1 May 17, 6:58am
                   Bilbo Yngwulff 564 0 May 17, 9:59pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LII (Lies?) StingingFly 1540 13 May 6, 11:54pm Jump to last post in thread (by Fereth)
       Bard the Bowman is a trouble-maker! Bard is a bully! Bard is... Otaku-sempai 1465 0 May 7, 12:18am
       "And I tell you now..... dormouse 1433 0 May 7, 10:11am
       It's my ball and I'm taking it with me! *sniff* Belegdir 1421 0 May 7, 11:57am
       Okay, who's dog did this? Smaug the iron 1414 0 May 7, 1:43pm
       "So if your name is 'Bard' then why is Alfrid doing all the singing?" / Darkstone 1315 0 May 8, 1:45pm
       Collapse . Fereth 1321 5 May 8, 4:15pm
           Oh, I like this! / Darkstone 1295 0 May 8, 5:13pm
         Excellent! I can hear each of them. / Lissuin 1281 0 May 8, 7:56pm
           Nice! // dormouse 1217 0 May 9, 7:40am
           Collapse ...the Winner! StingingFly 696 1 May 15, 2:03am
               Haha thank you! :) Fereth 576 0 May 16, 9:34pm
       Bard and the Laketown survivors seriously doubt Alfrid can really catch an egg in his mouth! Kilidoescartwheels 1035 0 May 11, 2:21pm
       Now that Bard's archery is vindicated, Alfrid is reduced to belittling his manhood./ L. Ron Halfelven 1023 0 May 11, 4:27pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LI(!) Darkstone 1631 11 Apr 26, 3:21pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       "He asks the impossible! I need more dwarves." Meneldor 1567 0 Apr 26, 4:05pm
       Collapse "They’re nice but they’re not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high." // Loresilme 1512 3 Apr 27, 1:51am
           Collapse 600 foot soldiers? // dernwyn 1506 1 Apr 27, 2:38am
               100 6 footed soldiers? // Loresilme 1505 0 Apr 27, 2:51am
           These are going to crush our 18" Stonehenge monument./ L. Ron Halfelven 1444 0 Apr 27, 3:43pm
       A fault in the manufacturing process saw the latest batch of Cylons exhibit excessive hair growth. / Ataahua 1487 0 Apr 27, 9:41am
       Thrain: No, really - if you line them all up just right and push the first one, they'll fall one after the other! Kilidoescartwheels 1465 0 Apr 27, 1:52pm
       I told them and told them, the clone army doesn't come in until the second prequel./ L. Ron Halfelven 1445 0 Apr 27, 3:40pm
       One guard whispers to another..... dormouse 1416 0 Apr 28, 2:18pm
       Collapse Thrain: "This year's contestants for Miss Erebor are equally lovely...there is only one way to settle this...Battle Royale! // StingingFly 1073 1 May 3, 12:28am
           The winner! Darkstone 929 0 May 4, 8:18pm

Collapse Top Ten scenes/sequences in the times of the landmark ee Hobbit Trilogy squiggle 1297 4 Apr 19, 6:02am Jump to last post in thread (by Otaku-sempai)
       Re-watch Dipling 1270 0 Apr 19, 7:43am
       Collapse So you liked the Dol Guldor subplot! Hamfast Gamgee 1264 2 Apr 19, 8:21am
           Collapse I did! Kilidoescartwheels 1231 1 Apr 19, 6:59pm
               The question is answered in the book (sort of). Otaku-sempai 1217 0 Apr 19, 9:21pm

  Collapse A golden nugget of a sentence in LOTR re Legolas and Gloin Eruonen 1327 11 Apr 19, 1:55am Jump to last post in thread (by SirDennisC)
       Collapse Oh, good catch! Ettelewen 1291 1 Apr 19, 2:00am
           Gloin...not Glin....typing too fast. Eruonen 1285 0 Apr 19, 2:19am
       Collapse Gloin in Thranduil's Halls Otaku-sempai 1282 6 Apr 19, 3:30am
           Collapse Yes, I think he meant in general, however, it does not mean Eruonen 1273 5 Apr 19, 3:50am
               Collapse Legolas and The Hobbit Otaku-sempai 1272 4 Apr 19, 4:05am
                   Collapse I always thought that Legolas was in the Hobbit Hamfast Gamgee 1243 1 Apr 19, 8:26am
                       Not officially. Otaku-sempai 1227 0 Apr 19, 1:15pm
                   Collapse I assume you mean Thranduil, not Thorin Kilidoescartwheels 1190 1 Apr 19, 6:51pm
                       Yes! Thranduil! Otaku-sempai 1177 0 Apr 19, 8:51pm
       Good one! dormouse 1247 0 Apr 19, 7:35am
       Oh, very nice! // SirDennisC 882 0 Apr 26, 3:29pm

  Collapse Hobbit Caption Contest no. XLX(?) Kilidoescartwheels 1386 9 Apr 17, 10:21pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       Thorin: And that's how you use an ancient elvish blade to shave a dwarf bald. Fereth 1344 0 Apr 17, 11:08pm
       Collapse "Hi! I'm Gaffer Gamgee! These are my sons Mike and Steadicam, and my brother Boom and my other brother Boom!" / Darkstone 1334 2 Apr 18, 1:38am
           Collapse The Winner!!! Kilidoescartwheels 728 1 Apr 26, 2:21pm
               Wow! Darkstone 724 0 Apr 26, 3:05pm
       "Quick, Dwalin... blue glow for orcs, green for......?" // dormouse 1308 0 Apr 18, 8:46am
       The crew called the sword Beaner, and hated it worse than Beater and Biter if possible./ L. Ron Halfelven 1278 0 Apr 18, 7:31pm
       "We will have our morning tea break or Orcrist wil know why." / Ataahua 1276 0 Apr 18, 7:40pm
       Dori: We should have stayed on the path. Belegdir 1251 0 Apr 19, 2:26pm
       "Is there no end to this accursed re-take?' said Thorin. 'Somebody must climb a dolly and have a look round. The only way is to choose the tallest crane that overhangs the set." // Loresilme 1213 0 Apr 21, 2:21am

Moved: It's Party Time... Founders Day Cometh! grammaboodawg - - Apr 10, 2:43am Jump to last post in thread (by grammaboodawg)

  Collapse Concerning The High Fells NoelGallagher 2206 22 Apr 9, 8:34pm Jump to last post in thread (by moreorless)
       Collapse Not a clue. Otaku-sempai 2154 2 Apr 9, 8:53pm
           Collapse Don't underestimate Gandalf's speed Hamfast Gamgee 1950 1 Apr 11, 10:38pm
               Beorn's Horses Otaku-sempai 1944 0 Apr 12, 1:25am
       Collapse I agree Noria 2103 18 Apr 10, 11:32am
           Collapse Missing Scene? Otaku-sempai 2093 17 Apr 10, 2:23pm
               Collapse I should have said Thranduil's halls. Noria 2081 16 Apr 10, 3:12pm
                   Collapse Thranduil interviewing the Company Otaku-sempai 2077 2 Apr 10, 3:30pm
                       Collapse The scene of Thranduil and the dwarves was definitely shot.... dormouse 1906 1 Apr 12, 10:02am
                           Thanks. Otaku-sempai 1881 0 Apr 12, 1:23pm
                   Collapse Is the geography THAT bad? moreorless 1607 12 Apr 16, 5:04pm
                       Collapse High Fells of Rhudaur Otaku-sempai 1590 11 Apr 16, 6:44pm
                           Collapse More of a window on the wise... moreorless 1580 10 Apr 16, 7:45pm
                               Collapse Rhudaur Otaku-sempai 1577 9 Apr 16, 8:12pm
                                   Collapse Probably not present in a two film adpatation... moreorless 1481 8 Apr 17, 1:50pm
                                       Collapse Yes, we DO know this. Otaku-sempai 1477 7 Apr 17, 2:31pm
                                           Collapse Ragagast isnt so specific... moreorless 1446 6 Apr 17, 6:40pm
                                               Collapse I understand your point. Otaku-sempai 1430 5 Apr 17, 8:57pm
                                                   Collapse He suspects I'd agree moreorless 1408 4 Apr 18, 8:33am
                                                       Collapse I think that's the one change to the High Fells sequence. Otaku-sempai 1392 3 Apr 18, 11:46am
                                                           Collapse Radagast is present in the tomb of course... moreorless 1383 2 Apr 18, 12:41pm
                                                               Collapse Gandalf's Mission Otaku-sempai 1368 1 Apr 18, 3:15pm
                                                                   Thats not really the way the story is treated though... moreorless 1327 0 Apr 18, 8:32pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest XLIX Belegdir 1083 5 Apr 9, 1:50pm Jump to last post in thread (by Kilidoescartwheels)
       Collapse Bofur thinks the Dwarf-maid is quite lovely - Bilbo, not so much!// Kilidoescartwheels 1045 2 Apr 9, 2:40pm
           Collapse Happy Easter to the Winner! Belegdir 926 1 Apr 16, 1:15pm
               Thanks! Kilidoescartwheels 879 0 Apr 17, 7:23pm
       PJ's homage to Stanley Kubrick's The Shining (1980). / Darkstone 1029 0 Apr 9, 6:08pm
       Fractured Fairytales Lissuin 1033 0 Apr 9, 7:22pm
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