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Movie Discussion: The Hobbit
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  Sticky: Thread Locked Welcome to the Hobbit Movie board! Altaira 261237 0 May 24 2008, 1:58am Jump to last post in thread (by Altaira)

  Collapse Sticky: How Best to Contact an Admin for Help Kyriel 149688 1 Mar 31 2009, 10:46pm Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse Sticky: The Courtesy of our Halls (Discussion Guidelines) Silverlode 90616 11 Oct 12 2014, 9:41pm Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse Sticky: An open letter to the Hobbit forum Silverlode 9021 33 Mar 2 2016, 10:03am Jump to last post in thread (by LittleHobbit)

  Collapse The Hobbit Trilogy Movie Reactions! HOBBITFAN13 119 1 Thu, 9:55pm Jump to last post in thread (by Paulo Gabriel)
       Will do a more thorough post later, but for now... Paulo Gabriel 49 0 1:26pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LXI L. Ron Halfelven 111 2 Thu, 12:44am Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       Gandalf: My dear Bilbo, what on earth is the matter? Kilidoescartwheels 48 0 Thu, 6:54pm
       Due to a misunderstanding Bilbo's groundskeeper Carlwise Spackler took out Bofur's and Bifur's cousin Gofur. It was not pretty. / Darkstone 28 0 Thu, 8:21pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LX Darkstone 1043 12 Jul 11, 1:55pm Jump to last post in thread (by Loresilme)
       The usual mother-in-law problems pale in comparison to Elrond's mother-in-law problems. / Ataahua 967 0 Jul 11, 7:23pm
       Elrond: How can you be seasick on dry land??? Kilidoescartwheels 960 0 Jul 11, 8:23pm
       Collapse Green tint? GREEN TINT?!!!!!! Lissuin 961 1 Jul 11, 8:53pm
           LOL! // Silverlode 947 0 Jul 11, 10:13pm
       Elrond: "...'All shall love me and despair'?...you got that half-right" StingingFly 923 0 Jul 12, 4:16am
       Collapse There's goth, and then there's More-goth./ L. Ron Halfelven 898 2 Jul 12, 10:55am
           Ha! Love it! / Ataahua 847 0 Jul 12, 7:20pm
           The winner! Darkstone 326 0 Mon, 1:23pm
       So sorry, Your Majesty, but we're all out of coffee. // Meneldor 875 0 Jul 12, 2:31pm
       Elrond: Are you alright my lady? Nuradar 785 0 Jul 13, 5:14pm
       "Elrond watched the video!" Darkstone 327 0 Mon, 1:27pm
       Elrond returns home early to discover the secret to Galadriel's ageless appearance is her Green Tea and Seaweed spa treatments Loresilme 106 0 Wed, 11:28am

  Collapse Caption Contest LIX (Licks?) Otaku-sempai 719 10 Jul 5, 1:09pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       Gandalf turns away to keep from laughing at the short guy who's trying to look tough!// Kilidoescartwheels 665 0 Jul 5, 6:45pm
       Gandalf: "I'm not the one who shrank you! If you have an issue with your stature I suggest you talk to the gentleman over there chomping on a carrot!" StingingFly 629 0 Jul 6, 2:33am
       Thorin's arguments with Gandalf always come up short. // dernwyn 606 0 Jul 6, 4:16pm
       Collapse "Honest, Gandalf, it was like this when I got here." / Darkstone 578 2 Jul 7, 12:55pm
           Collapse I declare Darkstone the winner! Otaku-sempai 309 1 Jul 10, 9:35pm
               Wow! Darkstone 251 0 Jul 11, 1:38pm
       Simba/Thorin: Hey wait! You knew my father? cats16 514 0 Jul 8, 5:29am
       Gandalf: This is the second time you are letting a dragon burn down your home. Smaug the iron 460 0 Jul 8, 9:21pm
       A slight mix-up... Otaku-sempai 456 0 Jul 8, 9:42pm
       No, Thorin, I'll have no part in this nutty scheme. Lissuin 450 0 Jul 8, 10:29pm

  Collapse How long was Bilbo's journey in the book? Paulo Gabriel 992 9 Jul 2, 8:44pm Jump to last post in thread (by L. Ron Halfelven)
       Collapse The Timeline of Bilbo's Adventure (book) Otaku-sempai 960 8 Jul 2, 9:49pm
           Collapse Thanks, Otaku! Paulo Gabriel 818 7 Jul 4, 6:31am
               Collapse In general. Otaku-sempai 816 6 Jul 4, 6:42am
                   Collapse Cool to know! Paulo Gabriel 765 5 Jul 4, 8:23pm
                       Ch-ch-ch-changes Otaku-sempai 741 0 Jul 4, 11:47pm
                       Collapse 3 major beefs Kilidoescartwheels 717 3 Jul 5, 3:46am
                           Collapse The Lost Day in Lake-town Otaku-sempai 671 1 Jul 5, 1:37pm
                               What happens in Lake-town stays in Lake-town./ L. Ron Halfelven 595 0 Jul 6, 11:16pm
                           No, I don't! Paulo Gabriel 609 0 Jul 6, 9:29pm

  Collapse Caption Contest LVIII L. Ron Halfelven 765 13 Jul 1, 2:23am Jump to last post in thread (by Otaku-sempai)
       Oh, no! Thorin fell down a well! Meneldor 723 0 Jul 1, 2:27am
       "No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Thorin-flavoured chocolate-coated Oakenshield? Ew. No one would buy it." // Darkstone 613 0 Jul 2, 7:41am
       ROD SERLING (voice-over): You, Thorin Oakenshield, have entered...The Twilight Zone. // Otaku-sempai 587 0 Jul 2, 1:20pm
       Collapse Thorin's attempt to shoot the curl ends in a spectacular wipeout.// Dame Ioreth 531 5 Jul 4, 3:22pm
           Collapse We have a winner-- and an unusual situation (please read on...) L. Ron Halfelven 388 4 Jul 8, 4:56pm
               Collapse errrrrr.... Dame Ioreth 372 2 Jul 8, 7:51pm
                   Collapse Post there, as 'Caption Contest CLV', I think. L. Ron Halfelven 370 1 Jul 8, 8:09pm
                       Got it! Will do!// Dame Ioreth 366 0 Jul 8, 8:13pm
               Aaack! Otaku-sempai 365 0 Jul 8, 8:19pm
       *replies with another meme* cats16 527 0 Jul 4, 4:41pm
       "Help! I've fallen into a flashback and I can't get out!" Otaku-sempai 517 0 Jul 4, 5:46pm
       Poster boy in the campaign Lissuin 496 0 Jul 4, 11:24pm
       Thorin 5 minutes earlier...."These rations are still good! A little mold never hurt anyone" StingingFly 458 0 Jul 6, 2:37am

  Collapse Was Beorn's depiction too serious? AshNazg 1499 12 Jun 25, 10:56am Jump to last post in thread (by Otaku-sempai)
       Collapse Too serious? Maybe. Otaku-sempai 1447 2 Jun 25, 1:34pm
           Collapse I think the animals serving could have worked... AshNazg 820 1 Jul 9, 9:53pm
               Odd, indeed. Otaku-sempai 819 0 Jul 9, 10:02pm
       Too serious? Maybe. Otaku-sempai 1445 0 Jun 25, 1:34pm
       Collapse I wouldn't have wanted the animals Kilidoescartwheels 1412 4 Jun 25, 9:08pm
           Collapse As Kilidoescartwheels says Noria 1311 3 Jun 27, 12:15pm
               Collapse At first I think that too Loresilme 1205 2 Jun 28, 11:22am
                   Collapse Beorn's eyes Hanarr 1069 1 Jun 29, 6:46pm
                       One area where CGI looks much better than practical... AshNazg 826 0 Jul 9, 8:55pm
       Nah... wizzardly 1288 0 Jun 27, 6:03pm
       Yeah Darkstone 1183 0 Jun 28, 6:13pm
       It makes sense, and it's a fair point....... dormouse 1166 0 Jun 28, 7:55pm

  Collapse The Hobbit: the original two-film structure LordGawain 956 7 Jun 25, 10:15am Jump to last post in thread (by LordGawain)
       Collapse Nice trailer Kilidoescartwheels 895 1 Jun 25, 8:57pm
           It might LordGawain 892 0 Jun 25, 9:05pm
       Collapse Well done. Silmaril 866 2 Jun 26, 7:35am
           Collapse WOW! jlj93byu 783 1 Jun 26, 7:42pm
               thank you LordGawain 580 0 Jun 30, 11:29am
       Collapse July 20th Silmaril 78 1 Thu, 1:59pm
           YES! LordGawain 70 0 Thu, 2:09pm

  Collapse The Hobbit Caption Contest LVII Darkstone 1056 13 Jun 19, 5:37pm Jump to last post in thread (by L. Ron Halfelven)
       "Is it agreed? We shall have the deep-dish with extra cheese and pepperoni!" // Otaku-sempai 978 0 Jun 19, 6:21pm
       Elrond: "Sorry Gandalf, but I'm not going to play "spin the dagger" with my mother-in-law! Kilidoescartwheels 959 0 Jun 19, 9:34pm
       "We're gonna build a beautiful wall, and we're gonna make Mordor pay for it!" // cats16 904 0 Jun 22, 3:26am
       Elrond: "I think I know where that missing nuclear warhead is." / Ataahua 899 0 Jun 22, 4:07am
       GALADRIEL: You cannot fight in here! This is the War Room! // Otaku-sempai 890 0 Jun 22, 4:28am
       Gandalf and the elves of the round table. Smaug the iron 889 0 Jun 22, 5:12am
       "I'm thinking about redoing this floor with wall to wall carpeting. Meneldor 862 0 Jun 22, 2:12pm
       Collapse Army Lorien supports Orc Army Moria->Rivendell? Why, you backstabbing.../ L. Ron Halfelven 849 2 Jun 22, 4:16pm
           Collapse The winner! Darkstone 525 1 Jun 27, 2:42pm
               Thag you very buch!/ L. Ron Halfelven 462 0 Jul 1, 2:26am
       As the argument rages above his head..... dormouse 606 0 Jun 25, 8:50am
       Elrond: "In my defense, that lunch didn't even have a name on it..." StingingFly 573 0 Jun 25, 7:05pm
       Kudos to all! Darkstone 526 0 Jun 27, 2:46pm

  Collapse Caption Contest LVI Ataahua 2406 16 Jun 13, 7:37pm Jump to last post in thread (by Darkstone)
       You'd have to send me home tied up in a sack to stop me... so here I am tied up in a sack. Aren't you going to send me home?/ L. Ron Halfelven 2336 0 Jun 13, 7:41pm
       Collapse Bilbo Baggins? More like Bilbo Sackings. Smaug the iron 2335 1 Jun 13, 7:56pm
           So that's what a Sackville-Baggins looks like! // dernwyn 2309 0 Jun 14, 12:06am
       Collapse Because of the excessive sacks in the Trollshaws scene PJ eliminated all the violins at Bag End so he could preserve a PG-13 rating. // Darkstone 2246 6 Jun 14, 6:21pm
           Collapse *places head in hand and groans* dernwyn 2242 4 Jun 14, 8:30pm
               Collapse Well Darkstone 2184 3 Jun 15, 1:55pm
                   Bwahahahaha!!!!! Kilidoescartwheels 2154 0 Jun 15, 5:22pm
                   Collapse Winner! Congrats, Darkstone! Ataahua 1797 1 Jun 18, 7:10pm
                       Wow! Darkstone 1701 0 Jun 19, 5:11pm
           LOL// sevilodorf 2125 0 Jun 15, 9:14pm
       New game: ange1e4e5 2248 0 Jun 14, 7:07pm
       Bilbo finally remembers what the Dwarves forgot to bring to the Trollshaws slumber party: SNACKS! Kilidoescartwheels 2239 0 Jun 14, 8:01pm
       Next on "Happy Trails, Happy Trolls" - join Bert, Will and Tom as they rustle up the newest Boil in Bag backpack snacks - Drizzled Dwarf Drops and Hearty Hobbit Hash! // Loresilme 2116 0 Jun 15, 9:51pm
       After one crack too many from the dwarves about how good Thorin was "in the sack", Bilbo felt it was time to make as dignified an exit as possible. Fereth 2093 0 Jun 16, 1:33am
       1957: The 'iconic' Givenchy sack dress Lissuin 2074 0 Jun 16, 6:07am
       "Alright, it's pleasure to be here in Eriador with such a fine audience of Trolls...I tell you, I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me"..*crickets chirping* "um, I have better material, please don't eat me!" StingingFly 1697 0 Jun 19, 4:42pm

  Collapse Caption contest LV L. Ron Halfelven 2091 12 Jun 3, 1:06am Jump to last post in thread (by Loresilme)
       New from Mattel: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Stone-giants! Otaku-sempai 2027 0 Jun 3, 3:11am
       "What a bunch of blockheads!" - Lucy van Pelt// Kilidoescartwheels 1932 0 Jun 4, 4:08am
       "Next Michael Bay movie features primitive versions of Autobots and Decepticons" DainPig 1856 0 Jun 4, 8:28pm
       Rocco: "Outta my way Talc!"... StingingFly 1830 0 Jun 4, 10:47pm
       Collapse "We will, we will rock you!" Ataahua 1808 3 Jun 5, 3:06am
         *applause!* Lissuin 1240 0 Jun 11, 5:59am
           Collapse And you rock! The honor of posting the next pic is yours./ L. Ron Halfelven 1066 1 Jun 12, 9:30pm
               Cheers, L. Ron! / Ataahua 1037 0 Jun 13, 3:03am
       At some point during their existential debate over whether they were real or metaphorical the Stone Giants descended into the classic fallacy of “reducio ad punching”. Darkstone 1737 0 Jun 5, 1:40pm
       The 'Rocky VIII' project is saddled with a literal-minded casting director./ L. Ron Halfelven 1066 0 Jun 12, 9:31pm
       No one calls my sister metamorphic! Take that!/ L. Ron Halfelven 1066 0 Jun 12, 9:32pm
       Once again, little Sauron Jr. wins the Mordor Middle School Science Fair, this year with his crystal-growing project, "Big Rock Candy Mountains" // Loresilme 983 0 Jun 13, 12:02pm

  Collapse Caption Contest LIV - Memorial Day edition Kilidoescartwheels 1858 11 May 25, 7:34pm Jump to last post in thread (by L. Ron Halfelven)
       Collapse Goblin town Smaug the iron 1803 1 May 25, 8:26pm
           Oh, thanks! Kilidoescartwheels 1787 0 May 25, 8:53pm
       Collapse DORI: That was some kegger last night. Who was nibbling on my ear? Otaku-sempai 1786 1 May 25, 9:04pm
           Technically, but Kilidoescartwheels 1718 0 May 26, 3:27pm
       The sit-down strike brought production to a standstill until Jackson agreed to provide roaringer fires, maltier beer, and redder meat off the bone. / Darkstone 1699 0 May 26, 5:05pm
       Collapse The Dwarves camped out in line to be first to get the new Arkenphone./ L. Ron Halfelven 1688 2 May 26, 7:32pm
           Collapse The Winner! Kilidoescartwheels 1173 1 Jun 1, 9:32pm
               Thank you, thank you!/ L. Ron Halfelven 1063 0 Jun 3, 1:02am
       Who's that lady sitting on top of Thorin? dormouse 1578 0 May 27, 10:43pm
       "Stay down! Maybe the trick-or-treaters will pass us by." / Ataahua 1573 0 May 27, 11:55pm
       Unfortunately, the dwarves had little to do once Tauriel and Legolas were written into the story... StingingFly 1281 0 May 30, 9:31pm

  Collapse Re: stick insects of New Zealand and Middle-earth. Lissuin 1030 7 May 23, 7:09am Jump to last post in thread (by Lissuin)
       Collapse Oh my goodness! Elarie 989 4 May 23, 12:04pm
           Collapse I always sleep with my hair over my ears. Ataahua 946 3 May 23, 7:17pm
               Collapse Bugs! Elarie 934 2 May 23, 7:51pm
                   Collapse I'm pretty sure Ataahua 929 1 May 23, 8:16pm
                       Yes Elarie 921 0 May 23, 8:56pm
       Collapse Totally agree with Elarie Kilidoescartwheels 949 1 May 23, 6:23pm
         Ummmm yeah, we do get sort of big spiders. Lissuin 917 0 May 23, 9:05pm

  Collapse Caption contest LIII Fereth 1209 7 May 17, 1:32am Jump to last post in thread (by Kilidoescartwheels)
       FILI: Trust me, brother, the hobbit is male. // Otaku-sempai 1153 0 May 17, 1:54am
       Dwarf and Dwarfer // Darkstone 1144 0 May 17, 3:19am
       Good evening, sir. We are from Church of Latter Day Valar. Might we have a few moments of your time? Belegdir 1124 0 May 17, 4:00pm
       Collapse Fili is concerned, since Thorin has never played "Pokemon Go" before... Kilidoescartwheels 1108 2 May 17, 9:04pm
           Collapse And we have a winner! Fereth 790 1 May 25, 12:01am
               Well yeah Kilidoescartwheels 785 0 May 25, 12:26am
       Yeah, so? We did go for a more contemporary interpretation of the "bearded Dwarf" look. Lissuin 1051 0 May 20, 8:32pm

  Collapse Revisiting the "strain of madness" in the line of Durin Kilidoescartwheels 1232 9 May 14, 9:31pm Jump to last post in thread (by OrophersChild)
       Collapse The Ring of Durin's Folk Otaku-sempai 1199 7 May 14, 10:15pm
           re: the ring Kilidoescartwheels 1156 0 May 15, 5:48pm
           Collapse Durin's Ring Yngwulff 1050 5 May 17, 3:23am
               Collapse Thorin's Obsession Otaku-sempai 1035 2 May 17, 6:58am
                   Collapse I think its a mistake to look at things too dryly... moreorless 847 1 May 26, 7:22am
                       The Irony of Thorin Otaku-sempai 819 0 May 26, 2:05pm
               Collapse Thorin's Obsession Otaku-sempai 1034 1 May 17, 6:58am
                   Bilbo Yngwulff 1005 0 May 17, 9:59pm
       Dragon Sickness OrophersChild 382 0 Jun 28, 4:23pm
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