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**FD: Rhyming Starts: here we go!!!!!

Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 25 2015, 1:15pm


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Add to these, see how many you can craft. Feel free to add your OWN challenges and limericks too!




Hamfast occasioned The Green Dragon
Where he downed many a flagon.
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There once was a Hobbit from Trawling.
They say he missed his calling.

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There was an innkeeper named Butterbur;
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But his memory was mostly a clutter sir.



Lotho S.B. caused us fits,
As he and his allies were .....

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Lobelia S.B. from Hardbottle
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She would purloin your stuff
And then huff-and-puff,

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During the Battle of Greenfields there was a lull again,
As the Hobbits and Orcs ate till full again.

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A dwarf made of rock and stone,
Who traveled quite far for his throne,
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The River Denial
Had boats by the pile

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Thranduil was an elfking oh so regal...

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...his belly was red
he had horns on his head...

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A Bowman from Laketown named Bard
Shot at a dragon whose scales were so hard

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Once there met a Founder's Four
Who said: we want to do more
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Subject User Time
**FD: And now for something completely different...THE LIMERICK GAME! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:08pm
    wHOOHOO!! Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 1:13pm
        Awesome Greenwood! Can't wait! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:17pm
    **FD: Rhyming Starts: here we go!!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:15pm
        Always loved this one... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 7:26pm
        Hmm...another tricky challenge word...?: YAVANNA! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 11:21pm
            Yavanna, eh? *flexes knuckles* Here goes... Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 26 2015, 7:47am
                *challenge point!* for GH! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:39pm
            I'm cheating... Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Apr 26 2015, 2:03pm
                I can live with this! And laugh my tuckus off! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 3:11pm
        Here goes.... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 8:13am
            Thespian tresses - love it! Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 26 2015, 8:15am
            Limerick on Hair Acting: majestic!!!!!!!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:42pm
            Hair... Ciars Apr 26 2015, 6:03pm
            I know it's not a contest, but Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 6:57pm
                Extra point for tasty, erm sorry, *tasteful* supporting graphic. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 7:46pm
                The dormouse takes a bow // dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 9:40pm
                Perhaps Ciars Apr 26 2015, 10:16pm
                    I'm afraid you are mistaken Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 10:28pm
                        'greasy haired ranger'...oh my, them's Hair Fightin' words!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 10:32pm
                            I was actually going to use "Them's fightin' words!" as the title for my previous post Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 10:46pm
                        Heehee Ciars Apr 26 2015, 10:34pm
                            Au contraire Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 11:04pm
                                Shakes head... Ciars Apr 26 2015, 11:11pm
                                    It's Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 28 2015, 3:04am
                                        Sympathy Ciars Apr 28 2015, 6:57am
                                            *guffaw* Oh, that's funny!!!! In spite of my Thorin love I laughed hard at that!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 28 2015, 8:31pm
                                        Truce? Ciars Apr 28 2015, 7:55pm
                                            Peace Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 29 2015, 1:46am
                    Late and early The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 29 2015, 1:06pm
                        A Grey Elf is never late...you know the rest! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 29 2015, 2:49pm
    This one requires an (impressive) imagination ... DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Apr 25 2015, 1:31pm
        First point of the day goes to... DANIEL! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:43pm
    Lobelia S.B. from Hardbottle The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 25 2015, 2:32pm
        Bwaahaaaaa!!!! I want to see THAT in EE. // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 2:43pm
    Ha! Here goes. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 25 2015, 2:40pm
        Bad doggy. *point* // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 2:44pm
    Here comes my very first limerick! BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 2:51pm
        Continuing with elves BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 3:19pm
            Hahaha! Love it! :D // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 25 2015, 3:55pm
                Cheers! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 6:11pm
            Oh my.... No way you are new at this!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 3:59pm
                I am! BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 6:12pm
            And one for Tauriel BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 11:11am
        A super first BlackFox.. Kudos.... :) // Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 3:34pm
            Thank thee kindly! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 6:09pm
        I'd say you're a natural Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 6:44pm
            *bows* BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 7:07pm
    Taking up the challenge: Azanulbizar! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 25 2015, 3:06pm
        The challenge met on Day One!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 4:02pm
    ? Brethil, Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 3:37pm
        Of course! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 3:58pm
    There once was a young dwarf named Kili Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 4:08pm
        And another - couldn't add it by editing - Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 4:29pm
        I like yours better'n mine Greenwood.... Great! Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 5:01pm
        Hahaha! Love this! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 25 2015, 5:34pm
        These are great, GH! // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 25 2015, 5:59pm
        Nice GH!!! Three point post!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 7:08pm
    Last three lines... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 4:54pm
    One for fun Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 5:10pm
        * giggle * // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 25 2015, 6:02pm
        LOL // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 6:14pm
    Your game is off to a great start, Brethil! Here's another lim: The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 25 2015, 5:52pm
        This is fun, isn't it?! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 7:13pm
        It's bunny time! Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 8:17pm
    I'll try the Battle of Greenfields one Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 25 2015, 6:01pm
        Dang close to what I had Rux... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 25 2015, 7:17pm
            Wow, freaky! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 25 2015, 7:51pm
            You golfers, with your mulligans. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 11:00pm
    The Bowman one Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 25 2015, 6:21pm
        Rhyming 'Ballista': That deserves an extra round of applause! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 7:09pm
            Thank-a you-a :) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 25 2015, 10:48pm
    The Ranger Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 25 2015, 6:42pm
        This is a pretty legit sort of limerick, O-S! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 7:11pm
            Thanks! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 25 2015, 7:33pm
    Durin's Bane, that old evil thing Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Apr 25 2015, 7:19pm
        Haahhaaaaa! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 10:58pm
            This is such fun! Loving all the different limericks. Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 26 2015, 1:52pm
    Couldn't resist the "Mirthwood" one Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 25 2015, 7:48pm
    Here's one of my own compositions BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 7:59pm
    Ack! That avatar is back! Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 25 2015, 8:24pm
        Allright you, this knocked me off my chair! ROFL, Bofur-style!!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 1:04am
            Hee hee. Here are some legit ones now Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 1:16am
                *three point score* Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:43am
    Oh, how can I resist? Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Apr 25 2015, 9:44pm
        Another challenge breaker!? Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 11:02pm
    Master of Denial Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 26 2015, 12:52am
        Nice - you gave the River of Denial a totally new twist, Rux! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:42am
    Morning all - here's another... Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 26 2015, 7:39am
        Inner newt: OHHMMMMMM..... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 3:13pm
    Gollum appears Ciars Apr 26 2015, 7:53am
    Such fun! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Apr 26 2015, 10:17am
        I love 'em all Ro!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:45pm
            I heard that Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 6:41pm
    My first try at limericks Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 26 2015, 10:18am
        Nice first limerick! You just summed up TH perfectly! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:46pm
            Let's try a few more... Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 26 2015, 3:57pm
                P.S. Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 26 2015, 4:42pm
                Oooh, you're on a roll now! Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 6:46pm
                    Rollin' :D Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 26 2015, 8:57pm
                        I will brook no criticisms: quality and quantity both excellent! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 9:08pm
                            Thank you again :) Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 26 2015, 9:54pm
    I'll try the founders.... Ciars Apr 26 2015, 11:18am
        Great work Ciars!! Ahhh....the happy legacy of Elven eye candy...!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:41pm
    Oh geez... this is gonna be interesting!!! ;) grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 26 2015, 11:26am
        "Interesting" is what we do!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:47pm
    The River Denial - two for the Thorin gals Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Apr 26 2015, 11:48am
        Life ... ugh, that's why we need a RIVER. And drinks with little umbrellas! NICE! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:49pm
    Or possibly... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 11:57am
        This needs a visual... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 2:59pm
            Teehee...... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 4:44pm
                Or perhaps.... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 5:02pm
                Like!!! kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Apr 26 2015, 10:48pm
    Again! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 26 2015, 2:01pm
        Hahaha!!! back atcha... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 3:09pm
            Aragorn during the War of the Ring. Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 26 2015, 3:17pm
            Love this one! // kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Apr 26 2015, 10:32pm
                *waves wildly* Hullo Kiwifan!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 10:34pm
                    Hi Brethil! HUG! kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Apr 26 2015, 10:45pm
                        Its the perfect time and place to share those thoughts! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 10:53pm
                            One for all of YOU! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 27 2015, 4:26am
                                Hear, hear! Dormice can't applaud very loudly, but..... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 27 2015, 7:19am
                                    Pity the smarmy orcs. // Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Apr 27 2015, 2:40pm
                                    These are wonderful! LOVE the ending!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 27 2015, 2:45pm
                                    Super Lim dormouse... but.... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle May 1 2015, 1:20pm
                                        Ah, but Mr Bracegirdle take heed, dormouse Send a private message to dormouse May 1 2015, 1:51pm
                                            Oh, that stanza I read Dormouse dear, Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle May 1 2015, 7:28pm
                                                Ah - the mouse rates the book first, like you dormouse Send a private message to dormouse May 2 2015, 8:31am
    Of hobbits.... Ciars Apr 26 2015, 3:33pm
        Good Ciars Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 26 2015, 3:57pm
            Excellent! Ciars Apr 26 2015, 4:10pm
    A finisher... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 26 2015, 4:04pm
    I think we should put all these together Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Apr 26 2015, 4:10pm
        Great idea!!! I think I will collate them all whenever we are done, for easy reading. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 5:21pm
            Awesome idea Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 6:43pm
        Hear, hear! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 7:05pm
    Oh go on, I can't leave this game Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 26 2015, 6:59pm
        NICE!!! Classical tones of revenge on Azog! Fabulous GH!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 7:45pm
    SO many great ones, everyone! cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Apr 26 2015, 7:27pm
    Frodo's Lament. . . Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 29 2015, 3:26pm
        Love these lyrics, BG!! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 30 2015, 1:45am
            Hmm... Thanks GE... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 30 2015, 1:49pm
                Yes - Donald Swann did... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 30 2015, 3:51pm
                    Thank you dormouse.. Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 30 2015, 5:22pm
                        OK.. I'm Done . Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 30 2015, 7:06pm
                            When it comes to limerickal fun Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 9:29pm
                                Limerical (?) you say... Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 30 2015, 11:02pm
                                    Obsessed...hmmm...I wonder... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 11:40pm
    Limerick Game tallies are here! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 12:46am
        And a hundred points for you, Brethil, for being the Hostess with the Mostess!! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Apr 30 2015, 1:02am
            Awww!!! Thanks GE!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 1:14am
        Thanks for hosting Brethil! Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 30 2015, 3:15am
            This was an awesome FD! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 3:18am
        Great fun - thanks for running it! Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 30 2015, 7:27am
            Most welcome, and thank YOU for making it fun!!!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 11:46am
        Thanks for the game, Brethil dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 30 2015, 7:36am
            Lovely! Extra points for DM! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 11:49am
                Oooh! Flash limerick mobs! Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Apr 30 2015, 12:18pm
                    I love this idea...more than words can say!!!!! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 12:39pm
        And a big applause to our lovely hostess! BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 30 2015, 9:20am
            Thanks, Foxy! You guys all ROCK!!!!!!!!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 11:50am
        Me too Brethil ! What everyone else said goes here... ____________ . Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle Apr 30 2015, 1:08pm
            My favourite.... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 30 2015, 1:13pm
        Thank you! Ilmatar Send a private message to Ilmatar Apr 30 2015, 8:24pm
            I love this limerick! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 9:27pm
        Thanks for hosting! Ciars Apr 30 2015, 9:52pm
            Thanks for rockin' the game Ciars! Fabulous limericks! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 30 2015, 11:35pm
    One more hair-themed lim for good measure ;-) The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf May 1 2015, 3:19pm
        And a Retortses. . . Bracegirdle Send a private message to Bracegirdle May 1 2015, 8:41pm
            *snort* That's rich, BG! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 1 2015, 8:52pm
            * High fives Bracegirdle * // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf May 2 2015, 10:16am
        I didn't expect a Hair-Limerick to feature Smeagol...well played! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil May 1 2015, 9:08pm
            LOL, yes I went for the unexpected The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf May 2 2015, 12:42am

 
 
 

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