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**FD: The Lore of the TORnstaff Creatures!

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Apr 25 2015, 11:16am

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(With all due apologies to Treebeard and his Lore of the Living Creatures! Wink)

Learn now the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures!

First name the Four, the Founders of TORn:

Xoanon the Webmaker, Finder of News,
..Go-between, Interviewer, who brings them all together;

Tehanu the Java-lover, player of cellos,
..Ultimate Spy and first link to the Movies;

Corvar the computer-master, Keeper of the Servers,
..Maintainer of the bytes which contain our very words;

Calisuri the Uninhibited, Designer of the Site,
..Tamer of pixels and developer of pages.

Next name the Senior Staff, overseers of human interface:

Altaira the Superuser, who watches over us all,
..Fiesta Bar-mistress and bane of all Trolls;

MrCere the SandWitch King, who posts from the shower,
..Gatherer and disseminator of News old and new;

Jincey, editor, motherly towards all,
..Proprietress of Barliman's and welcomer of guests ;

Demosthenes, Barliman server of ales,
..Attender of events and reporter of same;

maegwen, Barliman barmaid gregarious,
..Designer and assembler of moots large and small.

Then name the Admins, safe-keepers of Message Boards:

Ataahua the humorous, instigator of Conspiracies;

BG, beloved programmer of these New Boards;

Dernwyn the librarian, Bored of the Rings quoter;

Draupne the horse-lover, speaker of strange languages;

Earl the musician, church-organ virtuoso;

Eledhwen the well-travelled, with "Dreamy Aspirations";

Entmaiden the organizer, business-account genius;

Hengist the sword-wielder, gentleman and scholar;

Inferno the Computer Wizard, solver of problems;

Kimi the book-lover, and writer of stories;

Kyriel the travel agent for "Middle-Earth Tours";

Rosie-with-the-Ribbons, of the famous "I Heart Hot Dwarves" T-shirt;

Silverlode the witty and lover of history.

And those who for long kept Barli's doors open wide:

IRC ops Arathorn, who we still meet at Moots;

and CharlieMS, oft-unnoticed but essential.

And we shall not forget those who have sailed West, forever in our hearts: Balin, moderator and moot-maker!

(As with all lists, there may be some creatures who, like the hobbits, might have not yet been noticed; please mention them, so that they may be included in the List!)


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Subject User Time
**FD - The Valaquenta of TORn! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 25 2015, 11:14am
    **FD: The Lore of the TORnstaff Creatures! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 25 2015, 11:16am
        psst Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 25 2015, 11:50am
            Thanks! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 25 2015, 10:11pm
                Perfect!// Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 26 2015, 2:15am
        Love the descriptions!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 11:09pm
        So many great people Elessar Send a private message to Elessar Apr 26 2015, 1:58am
            Back atcha. Elessar! entmaiden Send a private message to entmaiden Apr 26 2015, 2:00am
                Thank ya Elessar Send a private message to Elessar Apr 26 2015, 2:28am
        Such descriptive descrptions ;)! Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Apr 27 2015, 2:19pm
    This is always so stirring :) grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 29 2015, 8:47pm


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