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** FD - The Founders Day Pants Thread or...

Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 25 2015, 7:34am


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We're all panting for Founders Day! Laugh

So come on TORnadoes, put your worst best pants forward!

I'll start us with an oldie but goodie

In a hole in the pants there lived a Hobbit, not a nasty mouldy old pair of knickers, but clean, silky lingerie...






Subject User Time
** FD - The Founders Day Pants Thread or... Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 25 2015, 7:34am
    OK, how about a nice, gentle, reflective one dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 25 2015, 8:37am
        Mods up!! Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 25 2015, 8:48am
        Bravo! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:41am
        Oh, this is wondrous funny, Mousie! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:46pm
        Excellent dormouse! // Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 12:46am
        Aww...*sniff* So sweet! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 26 2015, 2:38am
        *claps* Bravo! // cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Apr 26 2015, 7:02pm
    Gandalf: ...'you are only quite a little fellow in wide pants, after all...' Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 9:03am
    Do not meddle in the pants of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:43am
        Short pants make long sunburns. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:45am
            May the wind under your pants bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:47am
                Fair speech may hide foul pants. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:49am
                    It is perilous to study too deeply the pants of the Enemy, for good or for ill. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:19pm
                        The burned hand teaches best. After that, advice about fire goes to the pants. // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:32pm
                            "What are we holding on to, Sam?" - "That there are some pants left in this world, Mr. Frodo. And they're worth fighting for." // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 11:39am
                                "Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the zip will open." // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 11:42am
                                    "For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the pants of all." // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 11:43am
                                        "A day may come when the pants of men fall, but it is not this day!" // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 11:45am
                                *Snigger* // dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Apr 26 2015, 11:58am
    This forum has really gone down hill in 16 years, hasn't it? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Apr 25 2015, 9:44am
        ROFL // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 25 2015, 9:46am
        ROFL// Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin Apr 25 2015, 11:12am
        I like the greeting there. Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:47pm
        Quick, somebody make a note of this Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 12:45am
            April Fool's? I thought this was TORn's 'new direction' Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2015, 12:56am
                LOL // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 8:32am
        Hah! Daniel, this is genius! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 26 2015, 2:36am
            Well Dernwyn, Starling Send a private message to Starling Apr 26 2015, 5:56am
    There are worse things than Keys in the deep pockets of the Pants. // Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Apr 25 2015, 11:38am
    Let this be the hour when we zip our pants together! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 25 2015, 1:51pm
    Referring to Kelvarhin's original post - Greenwood Hobbit Send a private message to Greenwood Hobbit Apr 25 2015, 4:17pm
    Will you pants me, one last time? // Kim Send a private message to Kim Apr 26 2015, 12:48am
    Pippin's Pants... Ciars Apr 26 2015, 7:36am
    Arise Tailors of Theoden! Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Apr 26 2015, 12:02pm
        Hehehe! // BlackFox Send a private message to BlackFox Apr 26 2015, 1:53pm
    I found something in the Goblin tunnels... my pants! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Apr 28 2015, 1:52am

 
 
 

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