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**In Appreciation of the TORn Founders: Learn Now the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures!

dernwyn
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Apr 26 2014, 6:30pm


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(With all due apologies to Treebeard and his Lore of the Living Creatures! Wink)

Learn now the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures!

First name the Four, the Founders of TORn:

Xoanon the Webmaker, Finder of News,
..Go-between, Interviewer, who brings them all together;

Tehanu the Java-lover, player of cellos,
..Ultimate Spy and first link to the Movies;

Corvar the computer-master, Keeper of the Servers,
..Maintainer of the bytes which contain our very words;

Calisuri the Uninhibited, Designer of the Site,
..Tamer of pixels and developer of pages.


Next name the Senior Staff, overseers of human interface:

Altaira the Superuser, who watches over us all,
..Fiesta Bar-mistress and bane of all Trolls;

MrCere the SandWitch King, who posts from the shower,
..Gatherer and disseminator of News old and new;

Jincey, editor, motherly towards all,
..Proprietress of Barliman's and welcomer of guests ;

Demosthenes, Barliman server of ales,
..Attender of events and reporter of same;

maegwen, Barliman barmaid gregarious,
..Designer and assembler of moots large and small.


Then name the Admins, safe-keepers of Message Boards:

Ataahua the humorous, instigator of Conspiracies;

BG, beloved programmer of these New Boards;

Dernwyn the librarian, Bored of the Rings quoter;

Draupne the horse-lover, speaker of strange languages;

Earl the musician, church-organ virtuoso;

Eledhwen the well-travelled, with "Dreamy Aspirations";

Entmaiden the organizer, business-account genius;

Hengist the sword-wielder, gentleman and scholar;

Inferno the Computer Wizard, solver of problems;

Kimi the book-lover, and writer of stories;

Kyriel the travel agent for "Middle-Earth Tours";

Rosie-with-the-Ribbons, of the famous "I Heart Hot Dwarves" T-shirt;

Silverlode the witty and lover of history.


And those who for long kept Barli's doors open wide:

IRC ops Arathorn, who we still meet at Moots;

and CharlieMS, oft-unnoticed but essential.


And we shall not forget those who have sailed West, forever in our hearts: Balin, moderator and moot-maker!



(As with all lists, there may be some creatures who, like the hobbits, might have not yet been noticed; please mention them, so that they may be included in the List!)



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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"





Subject User Time
The Giant Founders Day Thank You Thread! silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Apr 26 2014, 6:15pm
    Original Welcoming posting/questionnaire with TORn reflections i had five years ago. silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Apr 26 2014, 6:17pm
        Ah, thanks Party Dwarf Silneldor -- that is a reflection worth reflecting on... weaver Send a private message to weaver Apr 26 2014, 7:11pm
        Awesome Sil! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2014, 10:13pm
    **In Appreciation of the TORn Founders: Learn Now the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 26 2014, 6:30pm
        Hear, hear! Let's not forget our senior staff and admins! weaver Send a private message to weaver Apr 26 2014, 7:41pm
        Just a big, massive thank you to everyone. DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Apr 26 2014, 8:33pm
    On Torn 2014 (for Founders Day 2014), a further updated parody of Jason Mraz I'm Yours Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 26 2014, 6:44pm
        *applause* You amaze me Rux! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Apr 26 2014, 11:37pm
            *bow* Thank you, Brethil! :-) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 27 2014, 1:26am
    But wait, I've got more.... a tribute poem Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 26 2014, 7:24pm
        *applause* Awesome, Rux! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Apr 26 2014, 10:17pm
            *bow* Thank you dernwyn! :-) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Apr 27 2014, 1:25am
    Posting this GREAT VIDEO TRIBUTE for Party Dwarf OneRinger! weaver Send a private message to weaver Apr 26 2014, 7:39pm
        Thanks OneRinger! Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Apr 27 2014, 6:40am
    WOW! People have written some really great stuff! Earl Send a private message to Earl Apr 26 2014, 11:30pm
    Wow... Donry Send a private message to Donry Apr 27 2014, 2:13am
        *removes whiskey from Donry's reach* Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Apr 27 2014, 5:03am
            HA! Donry Send a private message to Donry Apr 27 2014, 5:57am
        Never fear! Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Apr 27 2014, 5:14am
            I clicked on it, but under "Payment Options" I didn't see "pants"...? // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Apr 28 2014, 11:53am
    Many, many thanks! Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Apr 27 2014, 3:04am
    Thank You and Fun Day Elessar Send a private message to Elessar Apr 27 2014, 4:25am
    Slightly belated thanks Eruvandi Send a private message to Eruvandi Apr 27 2014, 7:50pm
    Once again... cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Apr 28 2014, 7:43pm
    just want to say thank you for creating this site and community Bard'sBlackArrow Send a private message to Bard'sBlackArrow Apr 29 2014, 1:33am

 
 
 

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