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Legolas starts strong


Mar 5 2007, 1:08am

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Incensed that such creatures as Dobby are referred to as Elves, he begins the fight with great energy. However, any dojo master will tell you that fighting angry is a handicap, and so it proves here. Legolas is disconcerted when Dobby with an ear-splitting shriek vanishes to reappear behind him. The house-elf takes advantage of the wood elf's moment of confusion to snap his fingers and turn the latter's knives into licorice and his bow into a candy cane. All the while telling Legolas that it's for his own good, Dobby then magicks Legolas's immaculate tunic into a very large, grubby pillowcase, as Legolas is clearly an upstart and needs to be put in his place. Legolas flees in humiliation.

I'm still in wish-I'd-thought-of-that mode after reading greendragon's...

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Subject User Time
Dobby the house Elf vs. Legolas deej Send a private message to deej Mar 4 2007, 4:19pm
    Legolas has the upper hand to begin with.... greendragon Send a private message to greendragon Mar 4 2007, 5:10pm
        *BAM!* deej Send a private message to deej Mar 4 2007, 6:19pm
        *copies, saves* / Stapper Send a private message to Stapper Mar 4 2007, 7:19pm
        if only I had your talent the artist formerly known as sparki Send a private message to the artist formerly known as sparki May 28 2007, 6:50pm
    Legolas starts strong Aerlinn Send a private message to Aerlinn Mar 5 2007, 1:08am
    Dobby... diedye Send a private message to diedye Mar 5 2007, 5:38am
    Is this a 'most annoying' contest? SandWitch King Send a private message to SandWitch King Mar 5 2007, 6:29pm
        :) laughing1blue6dolphin Send a private message to laughing1blue6dolphin Mar 23 2009, 7:18pm
    who's Dobby?!? Legolas wins elven ears down! elvenhobbit Send a private message to elvenhobbit Mar 5 2007, 8:09pm
    Legolas _V_ Send a private message to _V_ Mar 19 2007, 5:13am
    *It was a close one, but the referee calls it...* deej Send a private message to deej Apr 11 2007, 11:57pm
        of course he wins! theredsunrises Send a private message to theredsunrises Oct 20 2007, 7:14pm
    Dobby AncalagontheBlack Send a private message to AncalagontheBlack Jun 29 2013, 2:36pm


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