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Plurmo
Rohan
Mar 23 2014, 8:23pm
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So, as you say, he tossed a dwarf playing piece on the board
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and got hounded by the dog owners! Hence came the "no one tosses a dwarf!" motto, later adopted by the dwarves themselves.
And to add insult to injury the tradition was extended to the valinorean Mafia card game where those who get the dwarf card are tossed from Taniquetil.
Which makes me think of what the dwarf card means in the valinorean hröa-stripping poker game...
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Mar 22 2014, 9:19pm
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He wanted to feel taller //
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Arwen's daughter
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Mar 22 2014, 9:39pm
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Why have two races when you can have three? //
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cats16
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Mar 22 2014, 10:25pm
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Oromë already had the monopoly on the weekly race of hounds.//
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Plurmo
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Mar 22 2014, 11:39pm
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Plurmo, at first glance, your answer
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Mar 23 2014, 2:26am
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So, as you say, he tossed a dwarf playing piece on the board
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Plurmo
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Mar 23 2014, 8:23pm
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To annoy Yavanna//
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elaen32
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Mar 23 2014, 12:32am
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It all started with Aule's cat and the humungus hair ball...\\
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silneldor
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Mar 23 2014, 1:44am
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It was either that, or create Snow White
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DwellerInDale
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Mar 23 2014, 3:17am
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LOL!
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Elarie
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Mar 23 2014, 3:10pm
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His last avialable option for finding dependable contractors //
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Ethel Duath
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Mar 23 2014, 3:44am
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Comic relief//
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sherlock
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Mar 23 2014, 9:57am
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So that he can build an army
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boldog
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Mar 23 2014, 10:22am
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Considering their musical instruments and songs, maybe he wanted an entry for Middle-earth's Got Talent. /
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Patty
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Mar 23 2014, 11:04am
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Funny!
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DaughterofLaketown
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Mar 23 2014, 3:08pm
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Sounds like you have a kind heart./
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Patty
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Mar 23 2014, 3:10pm
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"Build me an army worthy of Tinytown!" /
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2014, 2:50pm
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(Still, it would inevitably have low standards.) /
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2014, 2:57pm
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Aughhhhhhhhhhh! (And short sheets)//
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Ethel Duath
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Mar 24 2014, 5:09pm
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Aule's beard accessory shop "All that Glitters" wasn't making enough profit. /
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DanielLB
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Mar 23 2014, 10:57am
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*Snert*!!
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elaen32
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Mar 23 2014, 3:26pm
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To create a neat silhouette of all the kindred shadows standing side-by-side //
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grammaboodawg
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Mar 23 2014, 1:11pm
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He never got the Children of Iluvatar collector's set that he wanted for Yule. //
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Otaku-sempai
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Mar 23 2014, 3:36pm
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It all started from tossing around ideas....//
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Mar 23 2014, 3:51pm
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He wanted people who wouldn't look down on him. /
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2014, 2:56pm
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He wanted people he could easily beat at pickup basketball.
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2014, 3:00pm
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1. Create dwarves 2. ???? 3. Profit!//
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Mar 25 2014, 3:08pm
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Yavanna was so strict.
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sador
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Mar 25 2014, 6:20pm
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He was planning to go into the textiles business. Now if he could just manage to get them to stay still long enough to be shorn... //
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Arwen's daughter
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Mar 25 2014, 8:15pm
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