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greendragon
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Mar 4 2007, 5:10pm
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Legolas has the upper hand to begin with....
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His long, blonde hair makes Dobby believe that he's a member of the Malfoy family, and even though he's now free Dobby still finds it psychologically hard to do anything against his old masters. He tries to use magic against Legolas, then feels guilty and starts beating himself over the head with a table lamp. Legolas watches, bemused, and wonders if Dobby's been drinking that stuff which seems to have such an effect on Gimli... It looks as though Legolas will easily triumph, but as he turns to walk away from the dazed and bruised Dobby, he mutters something about 'Gandalf is a far better wizard than Harry Potter and that old Dumble-whatsisname character put together.' Alas, Dobby overhears him and is so enraged that he stops beating himself over the head for long enough to drop a huge, violet cream meringue on Legolas' head. The sheer horror of having his hair so caked (pun intended) in goo is too much for Legolas; he runs screaming from the arena, in search of his strawberry shampoo and conditioner...
Thus Legolas forfeits the match and Dobby is victorious.
'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'
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Dobby the house Elf vs. Legolas
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deej
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Mar 4 2007, 4:19pm
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Legolas has the upper hand to begin with....
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greendragon
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Mar 4 2007, 5:10pm
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*BAM!*
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deej
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Mar 4 2007, 6:19pm
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*copies, saves* /
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Stapper
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Mar 4 2007, 7:19pm
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if only I had your talent
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the artist formerly known as sparki
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May 28 2007, 6:50pm
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Legolas starts strong
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Aerlinn
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Mar 5 2007, 1:08am
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Dobby...
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diedye
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Mar 5 2007, 5:38am
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Is this a 'most annoying' contest?
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SandWitch King
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Mar 5 2007, 6:29pm
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:)
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laughing1blue6dolphin
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Mar 23 2009, 7:18pm
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who's Dobby?!? Legolas wins elven ears down!
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elvenhobbit
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Mar 5 2007, 8:09pm
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Legolas
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_V_
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Mar 19 2007, 5:13am
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*It was a close one, but the referee calls it...*
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deej
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Apr 11 2007, 11:57pm
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of course he wins!
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theredsunrises
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Oct 20 2007, 7:14pm
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