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Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 5

Brethil
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Dec 6 2013, 3:06am


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Tolkienia Times CLASSIFIEDS:

World Class Actor seeks new agent ASAP. Send resume, including blood type, to: Smaug the Magnificent, east side of Toasted Sheep Pass.

Fundinson and Fundinson seeks experience Paralegal. Must speak Khuzdul, read Dwarf runes and use Microsoft Office. Secrecy oaths mandatory part of Employee Orientation.

Theoden's Thepian's seeks new Director. Experience with Tolkien preferred, "no shoes needed" attitude and Hobbit hair a plus.

Honey for sale: organic, clover fed. By the pot or gallon. Come only in full daylight if you know what's good for you. Stop by Beorn's Bees to see our full line. No fur coats allowed on property.

DragonDNA seeks experienced Tracker to recover a recently misplaced Associate Professor, who went into the woods with RA (Reasearch Assistant) and hasn't come out yet. Position has the potential to become permanent.



PERSONALS:

Awaiting word of your response to my offer, White Wizard, relating to that very precious heirloom and its consequences. My special air mail courier confirms you received my letter. I am NOT patient so I await your timely answer. Reply ASAP # IonU


Elf seeks new experiences. Seen it all, done it all: including birth, death and rebirth.Balrogs need not apply. Been there, done that. Reply #glorfindelisbored

IonU: I received your letter. Am contemplating your offer but would prefer 50/50 terms - 98/2 and a DVD player not really sufficient. And nice of you to jump to the conclusion of my identity - which part of "notsaruman' do you not get? Reply re terms to #notsaruman



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Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Front Page Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 2:42am
    Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 2 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 2:47am
        Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 3 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 2:53am
            Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 4 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 2:58am
                Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 5 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 3:06am
                    Tolkienia Times: December, "The Desolation of Smaug" Edition. Page 6 Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 3:18am
                        Any song that tempts me to sing is an automatic fave The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Dec 6 2013, 11:49am
                            Agreed...I found it very touching too Grey Elf! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 6 2013, 9:59pm
                                Thank you both, Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Dec 7 2013, 12:00am
                                    Then kudos to Ethel, too! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Dec 7 2013, 12:09am
                                        Thanks! Meneldor did the real work. I just found an old Sea song Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 4:14am
                                    Excellent collaboration! Kim Send a private message to Kim Dec 7 2013, 1:36am
                            My goodness, what an amazing poem! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 4:16am
                                Agreed - it so much fun! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 4:56am
                                    Now, when is Smaug coming to help Gramma Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 4:59am
                                What a lovely compliment, Ethel! Thank you so much!!! // The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Dec 8 2013, 3:02am
                        Wonderful! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 7 2013, 2:40pm
                            Thank you, gramma!! The Grey Elf Send a private message to The Grey Elf Dec 8 2013, 3:00am
                        Wonderful! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Dec 9 2013, 4:48am
                    Great crossword! When do we get the answers?! :D I'm actually Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 4:58am
                        In shall publish them in a few days... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 5:10am
                            Awwwww.... Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Dec 7 2013, 5:36am
                                Yes, please Rem, on both! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 5:58am
                    *laughs* Toasted Sheep Pass! :D OMG! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 7 2013, 2:37pm
                    I really don't know what it is ... DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Dec 7 2013, 9:59pm
                        Elven ennui... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 10:54pm
                    Answers to the Crossword.....Maybe....... Rembrethil Send a private message to Rembrethil Dec 10 2013, 3:33am
                        Heh! For me, not too bad. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 10 2013, 3:46am
                        Thanks Rem! This was fun Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 10 2013, 9:55pm
                Pork Popsicle! I love it! :D grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 7 2013, 2:34pm
            Bwahahahahhaa!!!! *wild applause* grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 7 2013, 2:24pm
                I still think your secret is secret Gramma... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 5:42pm
                Your lifetime or his? Meneldor Send a private message to Meneldor Dec 7 2013, 6:20pm
                    Gives the M. One reason to extend Gramma's life indefinitely Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 6:51pm
        Ah! Now I must re-do the map! The voters have spoken. So now we have: Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 7 2013, 4:55am
        All hail the Party Winners! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 7 2013, 2:13pm
    Having only managed to visit this lovely town, Dame Ioreth Send a private message to Dame Ioreth Dec 7 2013, 4:58pm
        Yes, maybe we need to run a Real Estate section next Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 5:44pm
        More than just rumors Kim Send a private message to Kim Dec 7 2013, 10:56pm
            A happy and welcome sight!!!!! // Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Dec 7 2013, 11:42pm

 
 
 

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