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Dear DragonDNA, Inc.:

Roheryn
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Oct 19 2013, 8:47am


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Biological Research Corporation seeks and experienced Herpetologist to work in amphibian demographic studies and DNA sampling. Must be hands-on and not mind getting dirty in field with Research Assistants (RAs). Apply DragonDNA, Inc.




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Dear DragonDNA, Inc.,

Please accept my application for the position of Experienced Herpetologist. I have over 10 years of experience conducting amphibian demographic studies, with a particular focus on population responses to catastrophic loss of habitat (due to forest incineration) in Plethodon ereborus, the Lonely Mountain Salamander. I have also spent several years perfecting techniques for safely extracting DNA from Draco incineratum ereborum, and the fact that I still have hair and all my arms and legs is a strong testimony to the success of my extraction skills. Most importantly, as you would expect from a very dedicated field biologist, I am always hands-on, and there is nothing that I like better than working with my Research Assistant and showing him numerous and creative ways to get dirty in the field, all in the interests of good science, of course. I do, by the way, expect that my RA will be as hands-on as I am, and a good singing voice is a bonus (especially when soothing a cranky D. incineratum). Every scientist needs a good RA!

Kind regards,

Experienced Herpetologist

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                    Sounds like an excellent match...! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Oct 19 2013, 3:20pm
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