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noWizardme
Half-elven
Oct 6 2013, 8:47pm
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One does not simply Twerk into Mordor
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You'd have to be Thicke to think so.
Mind you, even the Eye of Sauron might look away appalled, giving Frodo and Sam a better chance.
Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Oct 5 2013, 7:22pm
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Two words:
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DanielLB
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Oct 5 2013, 7:28pm
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Elrond on 'twerking'
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Brethil
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Oct 5 2013, 7:37pm
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WIN!
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Werde Spinner
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Oct 5 2013, 8:09pm
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TY W-S!!!!!
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Brethil
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Oct 5 2013, 8:19pm
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Isn't Twerkin the embarrassing relative Thorin decided to leave behind?//
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noWizardme
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Oct 6 2013, 8:22pm
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One in every family. Take Teleporno for example... //
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Brethil
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Oct 8 2013, 1:49am
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One does not simply Twerk into Mordor
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noWizardme
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Oct 6 2013, 8:47pm
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Appalled or transfixed? Not sure about Sauron's taste...//
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Brethil
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Oct 7 2013, 1:11am
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They don't want their thetans contaminated. //
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Otaku-sempai
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Oct 5 2013, 7:38pm
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They're really embarrassed about the whole "tra-la-la-lally" thing. //
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Eye's on Guard
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Oct 5 2013, 8:00pm
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LOL!!! //
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CuriousG
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Oct 8 2013, 12:46am
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They owed the dwarves money. Mostly
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RosieBaggins
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Oct 5 2013, 8:34pm
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Too quick to the finish line, before the average human (not to mention dwarf) gets even a toe over the starting line.
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Ethel Duath
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Oct 5 2013, 8:53pm
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It was the Santa Claus thing
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DwellerInDale
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Oct 6 2013, 2:12am
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They do not want to know what the fox says. //
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cats16
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Oct 6 2013, 7:28am
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Oh, great!
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Werde Spinner
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Oct 11 2013, 8:02pm
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They heard the US gvmt had ground to a halt over "elfcare" and are afraid someone will be down on them to fund the US defecit//
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noWizardme
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Oct 6 2013, 8:27pm
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For reasons of Elf and Safety//
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Na Vedui
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Oct 6 2013, 9:24pm
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They can never get their jokes ;) //
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grammaboodawg
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Oct 7 2013, 1:41am
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Too much danger of Dorwinion wine induced beer goggles. /
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Darkstone
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Oct 7 2013, 11:11pm
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Holding in their stomachs all the time was exhausting. /
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Darkstone
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Oct 7 2013, 11:15pm
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They didn't want to have to change all the historical references to "The Last Alliance".
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Darkstone
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Oct 7 2013, 11:23pm
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Hahaha! Brilliant! //
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Tintallė
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Oct 9 2013, 4:56pm
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They only come out
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Meneldor
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Oct 8 2013, 3:26pm
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Why do you say so?
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sador
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Oct 9 2013, 5:53am
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