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Maciliel
Valinor
Sep 13 2013, 4:26am
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they are amongst the internet's finest trolls. cheers -- .
aka. fili orc-enshield +++++++++++++++++++ the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield." this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo
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What are the orcs doing now?
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Rembrethil
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Sep 13 2013, 2:38am
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Orcing for a living.
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Meneldor
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Sep 13 2013, 3:18am
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i strongly suspect
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Maciliel
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Sep 13 2013, 4:26am
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Orchestrating hostile takeovers.//
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Lissuin
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Sep 13 2013, 4:28am
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Gandalf knows
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Starling
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Sep 13 2013, 6:13am
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*grins*
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Kelvarhin
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Sep 13 2013, 6:31am
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futball hooligans //
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Otaku-sempai
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Sep 13 2013, 12:13pm
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Some of them took to culture and formed an Orc-estra //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 12:27pm
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Once they patented the Spork they cleaned up. //
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Brethil
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Sep 13 2013, 2:15pm
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Mr Sporc, the logical, spacefaring member of the tribe?
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 9:13pm
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All those storks, delivering babies...
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Brethil
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Sep 13 2013, 9:31pm
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It's tough to be an orcing stiff.
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Meneldor
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Sep 13 2013, 1:56pm
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Living in New Orc City /
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 2:17pm
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A cover of Run- DMC's "Orc This Way" //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 2:25pm
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Orcky-Breaky Heart /
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 2:30pm
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Studying at Uruk High //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 3:08pm
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LOL! Awesome! //
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RosieLass
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Sep 13 2013, 3:59pm
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Haw! Mods up! :D //
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Ethel Duath
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Sep 13 2013, 7:20pm
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Brilliance!!!
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Rembrethil
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Sep 14 2013, 2:05am
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A school for the malevolently minded.
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Rembrethil
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Sep 15 2013, 2:30am
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Uruk Hai- where you can't tell the cheerleaders from the football team //
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noWizardme
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Sep 15 2013, 7:00am
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The mind reels!
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Lissuin
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Sep 15 2013, 2:20pm
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Haha - awesome! //
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Kim
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Sep 15 2013, 6:03pm
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Pest control and extermination...wait for it...Orkin! //
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RosieLass
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Sep 13 2013, 3:58pm
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They moved to Orc-an-saw (or Orcansas, as it is more usually spelled).
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 4:03pm
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Exploring orc chasms in Mordor. /
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 4:19pm
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To raise such a big army…
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 4:54pm
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I met a small creature that had been legally adopted by orcs, but it was a little Orc ward //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 4:56pm
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They tried growing orchids, but trampled them out of sheer habit. //
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Brethil
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Sep 13 2013, 5:02pm
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The apple farming project avoided trampling …
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 7:01pm
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Laid up by Orc-hitis?//
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 5:11pm
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Interesting - two words that generally do NOT go together. //
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Brethil
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Sep 13 2013, 5:22pm
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They wrote "The Scarlet Pimpernel", as Baroness Orczy //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 5:15pm
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According to an authoritative source (Wikipedia),
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Lissuin
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Sep 13 2013, 5:30pm
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Playing the orccordion and orcarina....
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 5:55pm
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1-and-a-2-and-a-3 orcarena…
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noWizardme
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Sep 14 2013, 1:33pm
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Anti-social event game???
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Rembrethil
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Sep 14 2013, 1:43pm
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Doing well from the fashion for Orc-anic farming…
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 7:47pm
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Aren't they all? //
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Brethil
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Sep 13 2013, 7:50pm
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The "Elfy Eating" brand has also been widely misunderstood…
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 8:37pm
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Soylent Grey versus Soylent Mauve /
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 8:48pm
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Better than a can of Orc and Beans. /
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 8:05pm
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Digging for trinkets in the desert.
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Darkstone
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Sep 13 2013, 8:45pm
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Or perhaps they joined the Royal Navy
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 9:05pm
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Not too much. They're way too dis-orcanized.//
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Ethel Duath
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Sep 13 2013, 8:59pm
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Taking over the bar at DS9 (Quorc's) //
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Ethel Duath
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Sep 13 2013, 9:09pm
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Went West, but shot each other during the "Gunfight at the Orc A Corrall" //
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noWizardme
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Sep 13 2013, 9:17pm
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Working at Sea World training killer whales
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Inferno
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Sep 14 2013, 12:33am
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Started a travelling ORCestra with MaesTROLL Tom Sundodger //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 14 2013, 2:13am
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Some of the more inquisitive lorc on the TORn forums,
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Lissuin
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Sep 14 2013, 4:15am
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They're still ...
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DanielLB
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Sep 14 2013, 8:49am
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Which answers the age-old question,
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Lissuin
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Sep 14 2013, 11:30am
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They joined O.R.C.
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Cirashala
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Sep 15 2013, 4:14am
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Serving as Screenwriters on The Transfomers Series
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malickfan
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Sep 15 2013, 2:31pm
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They tried to star in the new Orc-entoons,
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Kim
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Sep 15 2013, 5:53pm
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If we are to believe in the thick of it
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Hamfast Gamgee
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Sep 15 2013, 11:20pm
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They became dentists.
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Werde Spinner
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Sep 16 2013, 2:06pm
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Orc is a term used
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Meneldor
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Sep 16 2013, 7:55pm
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Huh. Never heard of this.
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Werde Spinner
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Sep 17 2013, 3:14pm
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I don't know about now, but in the late 70s they founded a planet....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 17 2013, 5:00pm
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bwahahahahahaha! :-) //
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Kim
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Sep 17 2013, 7:59pm
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Not sure what they might be doing now, but the simplest answer is probably the right one....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 17 2013, 5:11pm
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They're in Gotham City, serving time in the padded cells of....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 17 2013, 5:15pm
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JRRT's Words
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Ostadan
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Sep 17 2013, 5:22pm
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Practicing politics in our legislatures
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 17 2013, 6:49pm
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R_T, I was wondering
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Lissuin
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Sep 18 2013, 4:47pm
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Ruxy-come-lately
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 18 2013, 5:16pm
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I
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Heatherleawv
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Sep 18 2013, 11:58pm
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agent to producer: "Hey, do I got an act for you!...."
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 19 2013, 5:00pm
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Apology accepted.
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Lissuin
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Sep 19 2013, 5:30pm
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Investment Banking
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CaptainMorgan
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Sep 19 2013, 4:12pm
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It is a glorious thing
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Meneldor
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Sep 20 2013, 12:30am
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Do ye think any of 'em are speakin' Pirate lingo? //
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Brethil
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Sep 20 2013, 2:52am
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the black speech o' the pirates appears to be all over the boards today :-) //
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Kim
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Sep 20 2013, 4:38am
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A fine thing it was...
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Brethil
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Sep 20 2013, 5:12pm
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Just Orking Around. //
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Otaku-sempai
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Sep 20 2013, 12:27am
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