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Imperial Stormtroopers could be interchanged with

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 30 2013, 12:35pm


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...Goblin or Orc archers, to tie it into Tolkien if desired.

Is the question who would win? or who would die first? I'd say the Red Shirts die first, but probably from some convoluted sequence of bizarre circumstances wholly unrelated to any projectile weapon discharge.

"Oh my God! Some freak accident out of the Final Destination movies killed Red Shirt again!"

And then the Stormtroopers or archers end up dying as well at the hands of some lone hero who happened to be along with Red Shirt, by applying the law of inverse ninja strength (the fewer in number on a particular side of a fight, the greater chance of that side prevailing, and vice versa).

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Aug 30 2013, 8:48pm)

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TOS Red Shirts versus Imperial Stormtroopers. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Aug 29 2013, 8:29pm
    The universe implodes. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Aug 29 2013, 8:55pm
        At which point... Arandiel Send a private message to Arandiel Aug 30 2013, 5:36am
        LOL! Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Aug 31 2013, 8:53pm
        How do bad guys get to be bad guys when they can't shoot straight? sevilodorf Send a private message to sevilodorf Sep 1 2013, 1:07am
        Stormtrooper misses every time, but Redshirt bangs head on boulder whilst ducking: RIP despite boulder being polystyrene really. Balance is restored// noWizardme Send a private message to noWizardme Oct 6 2013, 8:37pm
    Imperial Stormtroopers could be interchanged with Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 30 2013, 12:35pm
    Personally Lightfoot Send a private message to Lightfoot Aug 30 2013, 11:15pm
    Heroism knows no boundaries of time or space. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Aug 31 2013, 7:27pm
        I love this thread and everyone participating in it!! Werde Spinner Send a private message to Werde Spinner Aug 31 2013, 8:52pm
        LOL! *mods up* Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Sep 1 2013, 5:13am

 
 
 

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