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Ah! I have a Rap allergy, but

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 16 2013, 3:23am


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here's a try at the next bit, which as far as I can determine is this in the original:

I said I can't wait 'til the end of the week
When I'm rapping to the rhythm of a groovy beat
And attempt to raise your body heat
Just blow your mind so that you can't speak
And do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
And let it change up to a dance called the freak
And when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
Rest a little while so ya don't get weak
I know a man named Hank
He has more rhymes than a serious bank
So come on Hank sing that song
To the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong



My attempt (I'm out of breath by the end. These guys must use circular breathing!CrazyLaugh)

Well, I simply can't wait till the end of the feast,
When the ale and the puddin' make my tummy speak
and attempt to raise my heavy feet
to dance after dinner and quit stuffin' my beak
But I can't do a thing but just shuffle my feet
and let it change up to a Springle-ring like a freak
and when you all come in and join with a rhythmic beat
I gotta rest a little bit while some Tums I seek
I know a man named Nob
Who drinks more wine than he spends on his job
so come on Nob, sing that tune
to the rhythm of the deedle-dum-ov-er-the moon

Subject User Time
A Crowded House parody, in tribute to Neil Finn Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 15 2013, 3:05am
    Wow! What a tribute Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 15 2013, 3:32am
        Thanks Ethel :-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 15 2013, 12:13pm
            Lovely R-T! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Aug 15 2013, 3:59pm
                I'm very glad you enjoyed it :) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 2:16am
            Thorin V ! Who knew :D Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 15 2013, 10:05pm
                Awesome! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 2:26am
                    Ah! I have a Rap allergy, but Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 16 2013, 3:23am
                        love it! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 10:57am
                            Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 16 2013, 2:38pm
                                Boo-yah! :-D Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 10:34pm
                                    Oh my! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 17 2013, 3:12am
    Very nice. Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Aug 15 2013, 3:42pm
        Thanks Sempai! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 2:11am
    Loved it! Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Aug 15 2013, 5:15pm
        Thanks Ziggy! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 2:09am
    *applause* Well done! // Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Aug 15 2013, 8:58pm
        Thank you! *humble bow* // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 2:03am
    Love Crowded House! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Aug 16 2013, 1:16pm
        That song Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 16 2013, 10:30pm

 
 
 

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