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Oin's parasite
Rivendell
Jul 21 2013, 5:58am
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Smaug: You've beaten the pale Orc, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the arkenstone in your own pocket trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the goblet in front of you. But, you've also bested Thranduil, which means you must've studied, and in studying you must've learned that hobbit is mortal, so you would've put the Arkenstone as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the goblet in front of me........
"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"
(This post was edited by Oin's parasite on Jul 21 2013, 6:01am)
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And now, moments from S. Morgenstern's 'The Hobbit',
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Arandiel
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Jul 21 2013, 5:01am
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Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party
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Inferno
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Jul 21 2013, 5:21am
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Where is the Precious? The battle of riddles has begun.//
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jul 21 2013, 5:56am
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Oh here I go...
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Oin's parasite
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Jul 21 2013, 5:58am
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*mods up*
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jul 21 2013, 8:53am
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Wonderful !! Love it!
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Loresilme
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Jul 21 2013, 6:13pm
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I have more!
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Oin's parasite
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Jul 21 2013, 6:11am
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Tauriel's a girl-elf! Is this a kissing movie? //
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Kimi
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Jul 21 2013, 6:14am
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The Dwead Dwagon Smaug is here for your...
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Turnip Head
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Jul 21 2013, 6:53am
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That made me laugh out loud. :-D //
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jul 21 2013, 8:52am
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You rush a wizard, you get rotten wizardry.
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iduna
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Jul 21 2013, 7:20pm
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SMAUG (to Bilbo): You're trying to burgle what I've rightfully stolen. //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jul 21 2013, 9:50pm
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Ha! This is great!//
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Arandiel
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Jul 22 2013, 5:25pm
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"D'you think Frodo will make it to Mount Doom?" "It'd take a miracle." //
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RosieLass
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Jul 21 2013, 10:41pm
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That classic scene with Thorin and Bilbo....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jul 21 2013, 11:58pm
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Scene: The Dwarves have been caught by Thranduil's guard and are stuck in their cells, killing time.
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Ataahua
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Jul 22 2013, 12:55am
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Niiiice! /
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Darkstone
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Jul 22 2013, 5:43pm
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You keep using that word "burglar". I do not think it means what you think it means.//
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Jul 22 2013, 2:40am
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Smarts
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IdrilofGondolin
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Jul 22 2013, 6:17pm
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Love it! :D /
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Ataahua
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Jul 22 2013, 7:22pm
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Can I just take a moment to say
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Werde Spinner
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Jul 22 2013, 8:14pm
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Smaug: 'To the pain? I'm not
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Arandiel
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Jul 23 2013, 3:20pm
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This was brilliant.
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Werde Spinner
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Jul 23 2013, 5:31pm
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