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TLE's Weather Report:

grammaboodawg
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Mar 8 2013, 11:32am


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TLE's Weather Report: [In reply to] Can't Post

And now the WEATHER!(Originally posted on March 8, 2002 by the Lidless EYE!!!)

Jill, I understand you're feeling better now.

[cuts to weathergirl]
Yes, yes I am. I tell you, nothing sobers you up faster than a bit of dwarf-tossing.

Anyway, here I am at Dimholt where animal rights groups staged a rally today against a group of resistance fighters who were trying to lead their horses into a fairground ride called "Paths Of The Dead". This ghost train has been around for many years…

[cuts to studio]
Er…Jill. What about the weather?

[cuts to weathergirl]
I realized I'm just not cut out for it. I want to do some serious reporting for a change.
This ghost train ride has been…

[cuts to studio]
Jill. The weather?

[cuts to weathergirl]
Oh for fu-. OK. Listen very carefully everyone. I'll say it slowly for you. If you're outside, OK, look up. If you're inside, go outside. And then look up. Unless you have a sun roof, in which case just look up. Or go outside first. And then look up. Luxury problem. And if you can't get outside, what do you care about the weather?

Satisfied? I can do this you know. I've had many years waiting for this opportunity. I don't want to go to stupid places people have never heard of. I want to be a part of the news. To inform. To educate. To disseminate which, by the way, is quite the opposite of what that dwarf wanted to do yesterday. And maybe, just maybe, change the world a little and make it a better and safer place.

Right.

Settled then.

This ghost train ride has been…

[cuts to studio]
Jill. It's not a fairground attraction.

[cuts to weathergirl]
I'm sorry?

[cuts to studio]
The Paths Of The Dead. It's not a fairground attraction.

[cuts to weathergirl]
It's…….not?

[cuts to studio]
No. It was the pilot scheme for the Channel Tunnel. It was abandoned and earned its nickname "The Paths Of The Dead" because of an incident where workers delved to deep and woke something. Shadow and Flame.

[cuts to weathergirl]
That old vaudeville double-act?

[cuts to studio]
No.

[cuts to weathergirl]
I'll kill that Gimli. He promised me an exclusive on this.

[cuts to studio]
Er…Jill?

[cuts to weathergirl]
Yes?

[cuts to studio]
It's raining.

[cuts to weathergirl]
I know. And I can tell without looking up too. I'm a professional. Your point is?

[cuts to studio]
Where's your umbrella?

[cuts to weathergirl]
Shut up.

[cuts to studio]
OK. Thanks Jill. Unfortunately we've run out of time for our regular news bulletin. After the break we have a special report: "Tom Bombadil – Why?"



Second draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



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Subject User Time
TIME - March 3 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2013, 5:11am
    Time (hah!) to trot out one of my favorite anecdotes Lily Fairbairn Send a private message to Lily Fairbairn Mar 3 2013, 3:33pm
        Yikes! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2013, 4:48pm
        That is just spooky! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 4 2013, 11:19am
    TIME - March 4 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 4 2013, 10:19am
        TIME - March 5 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 5 2013, 10:15am
            Great oliphaunts! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 6 2013, 2:13am
                I've always thought that grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 6 2013, 10:23am
            TIME - March 6 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 6 2013, 10:17am
                TIME - March 7 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 7 2013, 11:17am
                    TLE's Weather Reports: grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 7 2013, 11:19am
                        Now there's a name from the past! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 8 2013, 3:08am
                            Last I knew grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:22am
                    TIME - March 8 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:23am
                        TLE's Weather Report: grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:32am
                            What a loaded question: dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 8 2013, 1:26pm
                        TIME - March 9 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 9 2013, 12:25pm

 
 
 

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