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TLE's Weather Reports:

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Mar 7 2013, 11:19am


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For those of you who have been reading my posts since the beginning, you will remember the OUTSTANDING Weather Reports The Lidless Eye would submit. "The news followed by the weather, right?" Well, TLE has shared some of those reports!!!! *twitters geekily* Prepare to be entertained!!

Originally posted on March 7, 2002 high atop Mt. Doom:

Jill, it looks warm up there.

[cuts to weathergirl]
It certainly is, Dermott. I don't know which idiot thought a broadcast from the top of Mount Doom was a good idea, but it's d***** hot and smoky. I can't even read the teleprompter. And another thing – never fly by Eagle Eyrelines – you have no idea where I had to pull feather out of once we landed.

Anyway, gloomy everywhere, but hot here.

Back to you Dermott in the studio. Lucky bugger.

[cuts to studio]
…er, thanks Jill. It's nine o'clock on March the fourth. Here's Moria with the news headlines.

[cuts to newsdesk]
That's Moira.

Good morning.

The war on terrorism has had a relatively quiet day, possibly over concerns of charges of ethnic cleansing in the province. The Rohirrim continue to march on the capital, Isengard, which has been under siege over the last few days by allied forces. The eagles have not been using cluster bombs of late because the clean-up operation has slowed troop movements.

Rumours refuse to die over the ethnic cleansing charges as reports continue to leak out over an incident at Helm's Deep two days ago. The only official comment, from a dwarf, was "Auch aye the noo. Ask any orc at Helm's Deep if we were over the top. If you can find one alive. Now if you'll excuse me, you made me lose count of the notches in my axe."

A hobbit environmental inspection team, accompanied by a local observer visited the slag mounds today at the Dead Marshes but were unavailable for comment.

On a final note, Guinness are being sued by a woody thing claiming that he, and not Tom Bombadil is the Eldest.

Dermott.

[cuts to studio]
Thanks *Moira*. We will have an in-depth investigation on the causes of the current dispute, the last three thousand years history, from 9:05 to 9:13, followed by an interview with Galadriel on how to keep a marriage fresh after three-thousand years.



Second draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)

Subject User Time
TIME - March 3 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2013, 5:11am
    Time (hah!) to trot out one of my favorite anecdotes Lily Fairbairn Send a private message to Lily Fairbairn Mar 3 2013, 3:33pm
        Yikes! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2013, 4:48pm
        That is just spooky! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 4 2013, 11:19am
    TIME - March 4 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 4 2013, 10:19am
        TIME - March 5 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 5 2013, 10:15am
            Great oliphaunts! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 6 2013, 2:13am
                I've always thought that grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 6 2013, 10:23am
            TIME - March 6 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 6 2013, 10:17am
                TIME - March 7 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 7 2013, 11:17am
                    TLE's Weather Reports: grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 7 2013, 11:19am
                        Now there's a name from the past! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 8 2013, 3:08am
                            Last I knew grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:22am
                    TIME - March 8 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:23am
                        TLE's Weather Report: grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 8 2013, 11:32am
                            What a loaded question: dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Mar 8 2013, 1:26pm
                        TIME - March 9 grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 9 2013, 12:25pm

 
 
 

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