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swordwhale
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Feb 24 2013, 8:15pm


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ded...of... lol... [In reply to] Can't Post

OOK... I'm... fine... now......

bwaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I really really am sure I saw Mothra Tardis Service...

Koosh balls wins. It's a great game if....

Dyslexic Thorin, that explains everything: this worked well for me, Thorin, use directions related to physical movements: Thorin, turn left, no, I mean, shield side, shield side!

Does that make Thorin mysjeslic? Dyslexics untie, together we can trip up the universe....

I thought about that here...
http://www.swordwhale.com/smirkwood.html (not all who wander are lost...)

6. True Sciencey Fact: "The size of Irish Elk antlers is distinctive, and several theories have arisen as to their evolution. One theory was that their antlers, under constant and strong sexual selection, increased in size because males were using them in combat for access to females; it was also suggested that they eventually became so unwieldy that the Irish Elk could not carry on the normal business of life and so became extinct." They also lived in open areas, not the woods. Thranduil, are you speeding up the extinction process?????

...oh, and when did that battle take place? Was it during the couple of moments in autumn when those antlers are at full growth and minus the lovely ragged bloody velvet???? (now there's an image... Or Thrandy on a megaloceros in midsummer when it's just nubbins covered in velvet).

Brethil...branches..... bwa haaaa h aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Elf-scaping....

5. Let's just say my ancestors have more in common with Dwarves than Elves, and yes, hairy... 'nuff said.

3. ...and why is Bofur wearing a ushanka, and furry boots? Wait, aren't they Northern dwarves? If they're like Alaskans, then they should be running around in their underwear when everyone else is shivering in parkas... the entire film: Dwarves In Underwear!

nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Maybe just spandex...

7. The only ships here have sails and cannons!!!

9. ... (stares at Fili, Kili, Thorin... notes Bofur's mischevious glint in eye)... what were you saying????

1. wait, don't they have to go over those orc-infested mountains???? Clearly they have a Tardis... and aren't sharing...

or....

"Spock! Prime Directive! Prime Directive! No interfering in primitive cultures, even if they are relatives!"

10... If Nori's involved in shady dealings.. shouldn't he be a little less, ah ... conspicuous?

11. My piggie friends also want to know what is it with sausages... they are not amoosed.

Wait, aren't some of those Dwarves riding giant boars in the battle....

Go outside and play...

Subject User Time
Yeah, Ro's been thinking again. First time for everything. Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 24 2013, 9:39am
    Megaloceros Glorfindela Send a private message to Glorfindela Feb 24 2013, 11:21am
    Well here's my reply to the first 6..... elaen32 Send a private message to elaen32 Feb 24 2013, 11:54am
    Hmmm... interesting questions... Angharad73 Send a private message to Angharad73 Feb 24 2013, 12:09pm
    Haha! That gave me a chuckle.// Owain Send a private message to Owain Feb 24 2013, 1:54pm
    well... glor Send a private message to glor Feb 24 2013, 3:45pm
    Oooh! Oooh! I know! Esmeralda Send a private message to Esmeralda Feb 24 2013, 3:47pm
        Bwaaahaha! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 24 2013, 4:27pm
    You need help, Ro. BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 24 2013, 3:53pm
    How I love seeing this title for a thread Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 24 2013, 4:15pm
    Of course! Ham_Sammy Send a private message to Ham_Sammy Feb 24 2013, 5:15pm
    Ah another fun thread by Ro! Old Toby Send a private message to Old Toby Feb 24 2013, 5:24pm
    The deer!!! Mr. Arkenstone (isaac) Send a private message to Mr. Arkenstone (isaac) Feb 24 2013, 5:42pm
    ded...of... lol... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 24 2013, 8:15pm
        link to smirkwood Cirashala Send a private message to Cirashala Feb 25 2013, 12:09am
            not all who wander are lost... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 25 2013, 3:54am
                oh wait... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 25 2013, 3:57am
        time period Cirashala Send a private message to Cirashala Feb 25 2013, 12:15am
    ... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Feb 24 2013, 8:42pm
    Nice Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Feb 25 2013, 4:50pm
    Easier than a SAST! NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 25 2013, 8:15pm
    possible answers ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Feb 26 2013, 1:30am
    Thorin doesn't need no stinkin' directions Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 26 2013, 2:08am
    Another unanswerable question: Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 26 2013, 2:43am

 
 
 

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