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AinurOlorin
Half-elven
Feb 14 2013, 9:13am
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Alteration of The Dwarven History, Alteration to Angmar's history, problems with certain character dynamics in The Council scene, Too Much Stone and Too much giant. . .
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There is a fairly long short list, for a film which, overall, I really loved. I think it is a wonderful film, and for that it is also, in its way, a great film, though not so profound nor as lofty as Lord of The Rings, which is appropriate. I have listed off things I loved. Here are some things which I did not, and which, in some instances, I hated. 1) The alteration of the actual history of The Dwarves for the sake of including Azog. That history is POWERFUL! From Thrain tearing his beard as he wept and sitting 7 silent days, to the muster for the war of vengeance in which all the Dwarf Houses took part, so infuriated were they over the desecration of the Heir of Durin, the symbolic Father of all their race, to their "sacking all the strongholds of the goblins they could find from Gundabad to The Gladden," and them having "hunted for Azog in every den under the mountains," to Dain (I would have been okay with them making it Thorin, if Dain still gets some later cameo) slaying Azog at the gate, only to behold the Great Terror of his people, The Balrog of Moria, Captain of Melkor The Morgoth, Bane of Durin, and the only true master of that region for a thousand years, and finally Dain returning to Thrain and informing him that "YOU will NOT enter Khazad-Dum. . . it waits for you still, Durin's Bane. The world must change, and some other (greater) Power than that of The Dwarves must come before Durin's folk walk again in Moria." The tale we got was good, but LESS by far than what it could and should have been. 2) ^ The scene above went a little too graphic, when one considers how clearly targeted at children other parts of the movie (some properly) were, and the fact that this film was always going to have an appeal for children if done at all correctly (which it largely was). They could have related Thror's fate without having it displayed for a 30 to 35 second sequence. 3) THE FLAMING PINECONES WERE UNDERWHELMING . I hesitate to complain about this scene because A) I am very glad that it made it in at all and B) I am thankful it played as much a role as it did. . . yet it still seemed a little cheap in its execution. Obviously it should not have turned into an over the top moment. But there was something almost comic and certainly less than adequately impressive about the decided lack of bang in those makeshift missiles. It would have been much more satisfying if they had ignited in blue fire, as does the first one in the book, and had a little more force upon impact, rather like scaled down versions of the blue blast of flame with which filmic Gandalf dislodges the massive stone in the Goblin Town sequence. 4) The Dynamic of The Council, especially, at certain points, between Gandalf and Galadriel. There were parts of the scene which I loved, but the Gandalf whom Galadriel wished to see lead the Council, and who refused because he was unwilling to be subject to any summons or authority save The Powers who sent him, was nowhere to be seen here. There were some beautiful moments between himself and Galadriel, but some of the other moments left a distinct (and erronneous) impression that she was somehow his direct superior and guidance counsellor. A lay viewer would almost certainly never realize, based on that scene, that he was a Holy messenger sent to aid Elves and all other free folk. They would more likely (and some major critics DID) come away with the notion that she was his instructor. 5) Lindir getting a spotlight whilst Glorfindel again gets the shaft. I know the reasons. The reasons are shatty garbage. I know it is a small matter to some. Yet, Glorfindel, aside from his august nature and friendship with Gandalf and Elrond, played a significant role in the history of The Third Age at at least two points, one of them being a defining moment in the overthrow of Angmar and its Witch-King (a topic which this film specifically raises). Lindir never did anything to our knowledge except read and judge poetry between Aragorn and Bilbo. 6) The Stone Giants were. . . just too much. It is all spilt milk now, and I won't cry over it, but They were too stony, their sequence lasted too long, and they were WAAAY too big. How am I going to be properly impressed by the size of Smaug (who should be the single most massive creature we ever encounter in these films) when I have been subjected to a good five to seven minutes of mountains coming alive and attacking each other? I originally wanted the Stone Giants in the film. . . but more humanoid and less gigantic. Be careful what you wish for, indeed. 7) I ended up really liking Radagast, if the truth be known, from his enchanted forest, to his enchanted tree house, to the beautiful gemstone in his staff, to his quick analysis of the witchcraft at work, to his bunny sled, yes even the sled, which I thought was a wonderful touch for children who are, as they should be, an important constituancy of The Hobbit's overall audience. And, unlike you Jtarkey, I was thrilled that the Wizard put his wand/staff dead and center in the Witch-King's ass. The Nine would all have been less potent at this point in time than they were by the time of the other films, and it also helped assuage the insult of how RIDICULOUSLY over powered The Witch-King was portrayed in the extended version of Return of The King. My GREAT HOPE is that Gandalf might hopefully be shown in Dol Guldur putting a FAR more ASTOUNDING fight up against The Nine, in a manner mirroring his light and flame and Lightning seen from afar leaping up from the hilltop battle with them atop Amon Sul in Fellowship. . . the battle that was left out of the film. And, having said all that, let me tell you the things I actually disliked about Radagast. . . lol. There were times when the silly went too over the top. The bird feces on his face? Too much. The constant crossing of his eyes. . . also too much. It was bearable in the smoking scene, but it really damaged, to my mind, his healing/spider daunting spell, which was otherwise a very serious and impressive moment. 8) And, yes, much of the warg chase was superflous, though I REALLY liked their initial introduction with their howling, Bilbo's query, and Bofur's answer. The one flaw of that early part of the scene was that the massive Wargs were too easily put down, and thus the terror of them was diminished. 9) Too much in the snot gag department, to the point where it was nearly Gag inducing. Much of the Troll scene was spot on excellent in my estimation, but the over emphasis on the mucous swinging from Tom's nose was disgusting and unecessary. The use of Bilbo as a handkerchief would have been fine without Jackson going over the top in the repulsive antics department. 10) I LOVED Gandalf's explosive entrance into Goblin Town. It was epic and magnificent, and it did alot to make up for how pared down his scenes of Wizardry were in Fellowship. I also loved how he flame blast dislodged a boulder, and I liked much of the dwarves fighting techniques. And, yes, I was very amused by Dame Goblin King, and was glad for the performance. But the chase scene lasted at least 3 minutes too long (or so it seemed), and there were points during the repeated twirlings and leaps, and swaying pieces of archietecture when it did become too much of a cross between The Goonies (as much as I LOVED that movie), meets Indiana Jones meets the Fables video game series (much as I loved the first three of those games lol). 11) I thought the dwarves had too hard a time dealing with the orcs. It shouldn't have taken both Dwalin and Bifur more than a minute to kill an already downed orc. And Thorin's battle with Azog was pathetic. I know Azog was on a warg the size of a an adult bison or buffalo. Yet, wielding Orcrist, Thorin repelled the hippopotamusss sized Goblin King. It would have been more satisfying if Thorin's enchanted sword had at least met with Azog's mace and dismounted him. Then, during a more appreciable combat, Thorin still could have been flung back, and the great white warg could still have taken him from behind into her jaws, resulting in him still having to be saved and Bilbo still getting his moved up moment to shine. 12) Lastly, I never quite forgot that story about the lady who was turned away from a casting audition for tone, and I would have liked to have seen a greater bit of diversity in Dale. Maybe next film. I know, I know. . . but still. And that is it. That is absolutely all. Anything else that I did not plaintively discuss, you may assume I either loved or liked quite well.
"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!" "Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
(This post was edited by AinurOlorin on Feb 14 2013, 9:15am)
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What do you dislike the most : TH AUJ
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 1:02am
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Trolls
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IdrilofGondolin
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Feb 14 2013, 1:13am
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And I cannot for the life of me understand why Gandalf wasn't given his entire "Dawn take you all and be stone to you" line
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 1:36am
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I've wondered about that, too.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 15 2013, 12:34pm
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Just a wee bit of disappointment
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 14 2013, 2:07am
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I saw it again this past Saturday afternoon,
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sauget.diblosio
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Feb 14 2013, 2:33am
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I'll do a top ten list real quick...
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jtarkey
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Feb 14 2013, 3:43am
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Radagast
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glor
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Feb 14 2013, 5:27am
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I disagree
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Feb 15 2013, 7:25pm
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I am familiar with McCoys work
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glor
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Feb 15 2013, 10:48pm
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Yes I know you're familiar
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Feb 16 2013, 11:16am
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Alteration of The Dwarven History, Alteration to Angmar's history, problems with certain character dynamics in The Council scene, Too Much Stone and Too much giant. . .
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 14 2013, 9:13am
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Epic post
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 6:04pm
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Great post! And I completely agree about Radagast.
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Tintallė
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Feb 14 2013, 7:08pm
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GT
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TFP
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Feb 14 2013, 12:40pm
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You have nailed it
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imin
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Feb 14 2013, 12:40pm
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I don't know about nailed it.
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Elessar
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Feb 14 2013, 2:09pm
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They nailed it ;)
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imin
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Feb 14 2013, 2:53pm
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Negative posts
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Glorfindela
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Feb 14 2013, 3:26pm
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I think this was one mistake for me
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imin
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Feb 14 2013, 4:16pm
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Thought vs Thought lol
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Elessar
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Feb 14 2013, 3:51pm
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Great rant
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:53pm
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Hmmm. Why do I hear "scrubbing bubbles" echoing in my head?!!!!! //
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Tintallė
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Feb 14 2013, 7:13pm
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Yeah, I'm trying to coin the phrase "tolkien goggles"
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jtarkey
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Feb 14 2013, 7:07pm
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It doesn't make every film instantly enjoyable....
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 7:29pm
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Maybe not where you live :P
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imin
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Feb 14 2013, 8:06pm
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Well yes, of course, anything in the film could have been done differently...
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 11:21pm
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Bomby agrees W/ dormouse..completely...
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Bombadil
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Feb 15 2013, 12:15am
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I want them to do their thing
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imin
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Feb 15 2013, 12:22am
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I am emphatically stating my opinion
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imin
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Feb 15 2013, 12:17am
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I feel for ya
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jtarkey
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Feb 15 2013, 12:44am
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Frivolous Modsuits
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JWPlatt
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Feb 15 2013, 1:04am
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Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!
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Tintallė
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Feb 15 2013, 1:17am
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Context
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JWPlatt
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Feb 15 2013, 12:49am
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Emotional and aesthetic positioning
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 15 2013, 11:48am
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Concerning diviniti and killing and a begginer Andy Serkis as a director
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Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
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Feb 15 2013, 8:45pm
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Pretty much
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:30pm
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The Bunny Sled Chase
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Elutherian
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Feb 14 2013, 3:46am
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Identical to mine
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totoro
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Feb 14 2013, 6:46am
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yes, the chase itself is the biggest weakness
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Silmaril
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Feb 14 2013, 10:44am
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Tru dat
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TwirlingThorin
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Feb 15 2013, 10:56pm
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Three Things
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JWPlatt
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Feb 14 2013, 4:13am
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The start of the credits.
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Roheryn
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Feb 14 2013, 4:25am
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Brilliant! And ditto! //
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Tintallė
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Feb 14 2013, 7:05am
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Fall of the Goblin King
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Sślimė
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Feb 14 2013, 4:41am
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Slightly disliked
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cats16
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Feb 14 2013, 5:01am
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It was way too short
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Kangi Ska
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Feb 14 2013, 6:36am
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Hahahaha! Yes indeed! //
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Tintallė
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Feb 14 2013, 7:04am
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Wild applause!
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 8:51am
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Not for me
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:27pm
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Haha!
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Owain
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Feb 14 2013, 6:37pm
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Negativity for its own sake! //
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 8:50am
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Pretty much lol
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Elessar
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Feb 14 2013, 12:24pm
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Why label it like that, "negativity for its own sake"?
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Macfeast
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Feb 14 2013, 4:20pm
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Macfeast and Inin
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Glorfindela
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Feb 14 2013, 4:45pm
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Because that's how it seemed to me
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 6:58pm
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OP may not have asked directly, word-for-word for thoughtful discussion.
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Macfeast
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Feb 14 2013, 7:09pm
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Perhaps we should Ask
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IdrilofGondolin
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Feb 14 2013, 9:06pm
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Sometimes, negativity can bring positivity
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jtarkey
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Feb 14 2013, 7:16pm
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In fact
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Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
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Feb 15 2013, 8:05pm
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And the
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:25pm
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Positivity is constructive....
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dormouse
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Feb 14 2013, 6:52pm
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I think this thread is rather excellent, actually
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Tintallė
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Feb 15 2013, 1:16am
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I disliked only these things
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Glorfindela
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Feb 14 2013, 12:01pm
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I'm OK with most of the cinematic "cliches"...
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Kendalf
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Feb 14 2013, 12:03pm
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"That'll do it."
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utku
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Feb 14 2013, 12:49pm
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Excesses of Spielbergian proportion...
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 14 2013, 1:04pm
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Agreed but
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:39pm
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Too much...
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Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
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Feb 14 2013, 1:57pm
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Yep, the totally unnatural lighting was another...
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Kendalf
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Feb 14 2013, 5:09pm
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Yeah i agree
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imin
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Feb 14 2013, 5:15pm
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Hi there
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:37pm
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I guess my main dislike can be summed up in one word:
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Old Toby
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Feb 14 2013, 3:56pm
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I like his design
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Lusitano
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Feb 14 2013, 5:56pm
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I loved Azog
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Tintallė
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Feb 14 2013, 10:58pm
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Oh no! A positive post in a negative thread! ;)
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Lio
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Feb 15 2013, 12:53am
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Most of my complaints stem from the "fan-fiction" portions
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Salmacis81
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Feb 14 2013, 6:06pm
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Another 'complaint'
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Glorfindela
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Feb 14 2013, 6:13pm
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Ditto
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Elessar
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Feb 14 2013, 6:29pm
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Easy - Goblin Town escape above all
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elostirion74
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Feb 14 2013, 11:41pm
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Some thoughts and opinions
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Idhreneth
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Feb 15 2013, 12:08am
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He's only a very newly arisen, baby witch king after all! : p //
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Tintallė
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Feb 15 2013, 1:33am
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The use of the "Nazgul" theme
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Lio
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Feb 15 2013, 12:35am
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That bothered me too, actually
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Tintallė
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Feb 15 2013, 1:31am
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I disliked a couple of things
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Ham_Sammy
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Feb 15 2013, 2:37am
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The Misty Mountain theme...
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Estel78
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Feb 15 2013, 4:13am
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It felt that needed a little bit more of gasoline
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Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
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Feb 15 2013, 8:26pm
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Someone that gets me!!!
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Estel78
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Feb 15 2013, 8:45pm
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Give me fuel give me fire!
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Mr. Arkenstone (isaac)
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Feb 15 2013, 8:53pm
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Not so much
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CathrineB
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Feb 15 2013, 12:46pm
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He was
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Arannir
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Feb 15 2013, 1:11pm
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On CGI
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glor
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Feb 15 2013, 10:45pm
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Trolls scene from the moment
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maut
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Feb 15 2013, 6:02pm
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my main complaint
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Elenorflower
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Feb 15 2013, 11:09pm
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Getting to the nub of the challange
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 16 2013, 11:30am
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thank you for your comments
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Elenorflower
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Feb 16 2013, 1:01pm
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Chaucer a better example
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 16 2013, 4:30pm
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Some people
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 5:55pm
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Observation
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JWPlatt
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Feb 16 2013, 6:36pm
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It was made as a joke
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 6:39pm
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Majority Rules
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JWPlatt
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Feb 16 2013, 6:45pm
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very true
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 6:48pm
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But this isn't a hunting trip.
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macfalk
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Feb 16 2013, 6:49pm
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Learning From History
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JWPlatt
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Feb 16 2013, 2:36pm
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However...
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Estel78
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Feb 16 2013, 2:41pm
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Films He Likes To See
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JWPlatt
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Feb 16 2013, 2:45pm
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And that's good
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Estel78
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Feb 16 2013, 2:53pm
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Great Summary
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 16 2013, 4:19pm
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I have to agree as usual...
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Eleniel
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Feb 16 2013, 1:30pm
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Well, it is a children's book
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Estel78
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Feb 16 2013, 2:24pm
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On lost tension and manners
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glor
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Feb 16 2013, 4:33pm
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thats interesting
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Elenorflower
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Feb 16 2013, 5:02pm
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I thought
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 5:53pm
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Differences in manners are cultural..
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glor
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Feb 16 2013, 6:16pm
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The class system idea
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 6:29pm
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the thing I like most about Tolkien
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Elenorflower
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Feb 16 2013, 8:12pm
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The joy can only be in experiencing the journey
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 17 2013, 7:12am
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I really like this.
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 17 2013, 11:09pm
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A helping hand to our destiny
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Michelle Johnston
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Feb 18 2013, 10:22pm
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Balance
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JWPlatt
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Feb 19 2013, 12:14am
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This one criticism rings most true to me, aside from those about major changes to the history of the legendarium itself.
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:37pm
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reply
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:44pm
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Indeed.
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 16 2013, 8:50pm
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Thank you
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Elessar
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Feb 16 2013, 11:08pm
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Thank you very much and you are welcome for what i said :)
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imin
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Feb 17 2013, 1:29am
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Absolutely. The excess damaged what I thought were otherwise quite good scenes.
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 17 2013, 5:37am
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THIS!
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jtarkey
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Feb 17 2013, 1:05am
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Give me any work of art or literature.
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Escapist
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Feb 15 2013, 11:19pm
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I just thought of another one ...
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Escapist
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Feb 15 2013, 11:24pm
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This one is actually true.
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 12:23am
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Goblin King's one liner
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WhiskFishercat
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Feb 16 2013, 12:37am
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That it's not at my theatre anymore *chin quivers* //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 16 2013, 3:27am
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"NO! SEBASTIAN!" //
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macfalk
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Feb 16 2013, 6:41pm
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I don't get the Bombur complaints.
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macfalk
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Feb 16 2013, 6:46pm
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You have mentioned almost all the times his weight has caused something different for himself
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 6:57pm
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I have indeed discussed this before
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macfalk
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Feb 16 2013, 7:04pm
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There was someone else
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:25pm
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Bombur
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JWPlatt
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Feb 16 2013, 7:21pm
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It was more than adequate compared to the book at this point
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macfalk
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Feb 16 2013, 7:24pm
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I think it's too early to say
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:29pm
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Bofur, Dori and Ori recieved noticable attention. And, to a lesser extent,
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AinurOlorin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:38pm
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Oh yeah so did Bofur
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imin
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Feb 16 2013, 7:47pm
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Tolkien, though, made no claims that all dwarves would get attention.
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Macfeast
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Feb 17 2013, 12:26am
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IDK
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jtarkey
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Feb 17 2013, 1:12am
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My turn!
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anagum
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Feb 20 2013, 3:29am
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