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Gollum, in glittering loin-cloth and high heels

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Feb 14 2013, 3:12am


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as he sings and high-kicks down a path:


“This Ring business – not string business –
“I cling to it, I know.
“Everything about it is appealing.
“A long life in the shadows, don’t you know?
“Nowhere could you have that grasping feeling
“When you aren’t stealing that Orc for chow.
“There’s no people I like – people
“They hit you when you’re low.
“Yesterday a Baggins stole my Precious,
“Running off to leave me all alone.
“Now I’ve left my mountain to go seeking,
“And so, I’m on the prowl!”

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Subject User Time
Gollum IdrilofGondolin Send a private message to IdrilofGondolin Feb 14 2013, 1:24am
    0 Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Feb 14 2013, 1:37am
        I have a feeling he'll show up sauget.diblosio Send a private message to sauget.diblosio Feb 14 2013, 2:39am
    I am guessing a musical number... Oin's parasite Send a private message to Oin's parasite Feb 14 2013, 2:52am
        Gollum, in glittering loin-cloth and high heels Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 14 2013, 3:12am
            “When you aren’t stealing that Orc for chow." Bwahahahaha! Tintallë Send a private message to Tintallë Feb 14 2013, 7:30am
            Applause, standing ovation!! Rosie-with-the-ribbons Send a private message to Rosie-with-the-ribbons Feb 14 2013, 8:31am
            *mods up* Here it comes: The Hobbit - The Musical! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 14 2013, 12:50pm
            **applause!**// Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 15 2013, 2:55am
    I'd love to see Not_the_beard Send a private message to Not_the_beard Feb 14 2013, 3:55am
    Doesn't he kill Azog Kangi Ska Send a private message to Kangi Ska Feb 14 2013, 6:39am
        No silly, it's the other way around... emre43 Send a private message to emre43 Feb 15 2013, 2:59pm
    about a year ago elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Feb 14 2013, 2:13pm
    so far anything you hear- MouthofSauron Send a private message to MouthofSauron Feb 15 2013, 5:39am
        Andy did his work early Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 15 2013, 3:55pm

 
 
 

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