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Arandiel
Grey Havens
Feb 12 2013, 4:49pm
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Answers from Beamer, my Hobbit and me
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We all worked the problem separately and came up with the same answers (whew! It's good to know I've retained enough knowledge to do as well as a couple of middle-grades kids...)
My Hobbit's big comment was, "Killing a dragon with a soup ladle!?!" 
So here we go:
Annnd first off the block we have Kili handily mowing down Azog with his uncle's new favorite toy, Orcrist. We're used to seeing his mastery with the bow and arrows, but today, folks, it looks like team equipment manager Nori has decided to shake things up a bit.
Speaking of Kili's bow and arrows, it looks like Bofur is using them to some effect on Sauron, team captain for the other side. Wow, we've never seen technique like that; didn't even know you could use a bow that way, but it seems to be working. And Sauron is down, he's... he's done for, folks; what a victory for the Dwarves this day!
Next up, Dwalin goes in against Smaug the Dragon, armed with... can it be? Well, I for one have never seen the likes of it, folks; Dwalin's got Bombur's soup ladle! Have you ever seen the likes of it?!? But just to show what a class act this guy is, Dwalin's not only using that ladle, he's... yes, folks, he's done it! Smaug the Mighty is down! Felled by a kitchen utensil, as the crowd goes wild!
Excitement is building here, folks, as it looks like our guys just might make it through this round of deadly combat. It's Fili up next, and he's been handed Bofur's mattock. Now, I know what you're thinking, but make no mistake, this is one serious weapon in the right hands, as anyone who's ever been up against Bofur can tell you. Today, it's Bolg's turn, and... it's all over for him, just like that, Bolg is out of it! Way to go, FIli!
And coming in at sweeper, it's team captain Thorin. Best known for his impressive work with a blade, today he's in there with Gloin's battleaxes. Now, now, not that kind of battleaxe, heh, heh. No, these formidable weapons are... interesting fact here... they're family heirlooms in Gloin's family; they'll probably be passed on to one of his sons some day. Thorin getting a feel for them as he goes against the Great Goblin... We might be settling in for a while here, folks... Wait, no, Thorin's gained an advantage, this could be it, and...
Goal! GOAL!!! The Dwarves have done it! What a come-from-behind victory for our boys! Even Nori's smiling, he just can't help himself! Oh, what a great day for these fine fighters. We'll be going into the locker room after a few words from our sponsors, so stay tun-
*switches channel from MESN (Middle-Earth Sports Network) to "Samwise Gamgee's G-Word" on the Lembas Network*
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A Middle-earth Logic Puzzle
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Roheryn
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Feb 11 2013, 2:09am
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Rewrite indeed!
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dernwyn
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Feb 11 2013, 2:43am
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CuriousG
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Feb 11 2013, 2:54am
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That would be a sight to behold!
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Oiotári
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Feb 11 2013, 4:19am
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Fun!
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Silverlode
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Feb 11 2013, 4:55am
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Colonel Mustard with the wrench, in the study
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 11 2013, 6:00am
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LOL!
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dernwyn
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Feb 11 2013, 1:56pm
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I think there may already have been a movie with that exact scene....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 12 2013, 3:43am
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I thought that the butler did it...
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NZ Strider
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Feb 11 2013, 9:56am
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*applause* //
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Silverlode
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Feb 11 2013, 10:58am
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more applause//
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CuriousG
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Feb 11 2013, 5:06pm
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Excellent !! //
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Loresilme
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Feb 15 2013, 2:51pm
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I think I borked me brain..
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Angharad73
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Feb 11 2013, 11:37am
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Right.
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sador
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Feb 11 2013, 12:57pm
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Nice trick, slaying Sauron without the One Ring
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 2:03pm
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Not too hard, eh?
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The Prancing Pony
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Feb 11 2013, 8:16pm
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Not too hard but thank you for the fun.
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The White Wizard
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Feb 12 2013, 12:05pm
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Answers from Beamer, my Hobbit and me
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Arandiel
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Feb 12 2013, 4:49pm
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Now that's a sports network I'll subscribe to!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 13 2013, 3:35am
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And just imagine the halftime commercials...//
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Arandiel
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Feb 13 2013, 5:08pm
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*eyes bug out* Gandalf's Wonky Magic Blast?
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 14 2013, 4:14am
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ANSWERS ETC.
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Roheryn
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Feb 14 2013, 11:45pm
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That was fun! :D Thanks Ro! //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 15 2013, 10:19am
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