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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Feb 9 2013, 2:13pm
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News of the World, Online Edition:
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Internet use results in pregnancy (NW) The Institute for Safer Social Networking (ISSN) warns that use of so-called "safe" Internet sites may lead to pregnancy. Researchers are baffled by the mechanics of it all [ed. we're talking nerds here] but are convinced that popular Tolkien fan site, theonering.net (TORn), with its "femine" nature and relatively high number of female users, is more likely to experience pregnancy among its members than the typical male dominated fan site. And this has the ISSN concerned. "People need to be aware of connection between Internet use and pregnancy. This is not only the tip." "I have TORn to thank for my family," says Internet user Roheryn aka Ro, "without TORn these three wouldn't exist." An Internet insider tells us that in Ro's case (not her real name) the children were welcome and a blessing, but wonders if others might be susceptible to pregnancy. According to another long time user "there's islands of estrogen and pics of hot dwarves all over TORn. I'm not surprised something like this can happen," our source adds "in Ro's case, three times. But oh, aren't they lovely." Our panel asks: Are you sure your pregnancy was not the result of Internet use? more >>> Sir D says: congratulations on all points Roheryn... thanks for the mathoms! Thanks too for going all the way for this one.
(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Feb 9 2013, 2:17pm)
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Has it really been eleven years?
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Roheryn
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Feb 9 2013, 9:38am
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Happy Torniversary!
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Eledhwen
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Feb 9 2013, 12:57pm
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I love those pictures
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:24am
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Happy tORNiversary!!!
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Lossefalme
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Feb 9 2013, 2:04pm
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Thanks!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:29am
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I still chuckle over the pink and white
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entmaiden
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Feb 10 2013, 1:12pm
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News of the World, Online Edition:
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SirDennisC
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Feb 9 2013, 2:13pm
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Thank goodness...
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Lily Fairbairn
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Feb 9 2013, 4:00pm
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ROFL!
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Roheryn
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Feb 9 2013, 6:32pm
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Lol, Sir Dennis, that's priceless!
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Altaira
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Feb 10 2013, 5:41pm
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I disagree with my esteemed colleague..
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silneldor
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Feb 10 2013, 7:02pm
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That's a true fact!
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Feb 11 2013, 3:13pm
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Same here! //
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 4:03pm
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Happy TORniversary!
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Kelvarhin
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Feb 9 2013, 2:25pm
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Oooooh, pretty!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:45am
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Happy TORniversary!
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Lily Fairbairn
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Feb 9 2013, 3:59pm
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"Geekery"...there's another word I've learned from TORn!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:50am
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Happy TORniversary!
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sherlock
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Feb 9 2013, 4:41pm
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See, you clearly showed self-restraint...
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:55am
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Eleven very eventful years in your case!
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Annael
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Feb 9 2013, 5:17pm
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Yup.
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:00am
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Congratulations!
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Kimtc
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Feb 9 2013, 7:52pm
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Well, if SirDennis is right...
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:05am
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Happy TORniversary!
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Greenwood Hobbit
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Feb 9 2013, 10:11pm
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Thanks, GH!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:09am
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A very happy TORNiversary, dear Roheryn!
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Ataahua
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Feb 9 2013, 11:33pm
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Thanks, Ataahua. :-)
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:13am
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Happy TORNiversary Ro!
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silneldor
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Feb 10 2013, 3:29am
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Rascals -- that sums it up.
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:26am
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LOL!
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dernwyn
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Feb 10 2013, 3:44pm
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When my daughter was little
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sherlock
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Feb 10 2013, 6:28pm
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Fun!
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dernwyn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:06pm
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Cleaning out the car
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:45pm
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A clean
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sherlock
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Feb 11 2013, 12:57pm
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Hahaha:)
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silneldor
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Feb 10 2013, 4:44pm
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Oh, I love the picture!
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entmaiden
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Feb 10 2013, 3:44am
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Umpty-million years!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:21am
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Joined just a short time ago...
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GloryBox
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Feb 12 2013, 11:26pm
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Hooray!
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entmaiden
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Feb 13 2013, 3:43pm
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Wow - happy TORniversary, Ro!
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Arandiel
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Feb 10 2013, 5:31am
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Thanks, Arandiel!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:31am
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Happy TORNiversary, Ro!
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Silverlode
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Feb 10 2013, 8:54am
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Thanks, Silverlode. :-)
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 9:18am
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Wow, 11 years!
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Starling
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Feb 10 2013, 9:41am
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Salada!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 10:08am
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Congratulations, Roheryn!
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 10 2013, 4:05pm
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Thanks, Aragalen! :-) //
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Roheryn
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Feb 12 2013, 1:16am
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Many happy returns of your TORniversary!
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dernwyn
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Feb 10 2013, 4:27pm
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Wow, dernwyn, memory trip!
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Roheryn
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Feb 10 2013, 8:18pm
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Those puzzles were fun
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dernwyn
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Feb 11 2013, 1:54am
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Happy TORniversary, Ro!
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Altaira
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Feb 10 2013, 5:38pm
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Changes for you, too!
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Roheryn
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Feb 12 2013, 1:17am
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*flying tackle hug* Wow Ro!! WOW!
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 11 2013, 12:39am
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Oooofff!
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Roheryn
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Feb 12 2013, 4:02am
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Happy TORniversary!
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Kimi
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Feb 11 2013, 4:28am
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Thanks, Kimi!
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Roheryn
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Feb 12 2013, 4:05am
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Looking forward to it immensely! //
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Kimi
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Feb 12 2013, 4:07am
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Happy Torniversary!! //
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 2:49pm
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Woo Hoo! Congratulations!
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Feb 11 2013, 3:11pm
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Cheers, AE!
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Roheryn
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Feb 12 2013, 4:04am
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There's a lot of their father there too
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entmaiden
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Feb 12 2013, 6:01pm
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