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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Feb 8 2013, 1:59pm
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Finishing up the caption poem...just for a bit of closure
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Just a little editing, and adding a final verse to cap it off. Thanks for the fun everybody! BUNNY-SLED a parody with apologies to Lewis Carroll, by Sador, Arandiel, Roheryn, Lissuin, dernwyn, and yours truly 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage. Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop; Beware the nesting birds, and shun The hedgehog that goes flop! (or alternatively:) Beware the bird-poo stains, there's one That fell there from his top. He took the Morgul-sword in hand. Long time the Nazgul foe he sought; Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees, While the Dwarves escaped and fought. And, while from wolfish pack he ran, The bunny-sled, with feet of flame, Came whipping past the camera man, And thundered as it came! One two! The Kili arrows flew The Thorin blade went snicker-snack! Left goblins dead, and Raddy's sled The bunnies galumphed back. "And, has thou seen the bunny sled? Come, pick up arms and hurry, boys! With Elves we'll stay, they're right this way! Hey, Thorin, where's the joy?" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage.
Sador, Ruxendil_Thoorg, Arandiel, Roheryn and I have done our bit. Who's next? (With apologies to Mr. Lewis Carroll) BUNNY-SLED 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All whimsy did the wizard show, Much to some fans' outrage. Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop; Beware the nesting birds, and shun The hedgehog that goes flop! (or alternatively:) Beware the bird-poo stains, There's one that fell there from his top. He took the Morgul-sword in hand. Long time the Nazgul foe he sought; Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees, While the Dwarves escaped and fought. And, while from wolfish pack he ran, The bunny-sled, with feet of flame, Came whipping past the camera man, And thundered as it came! A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
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Caption Contest!
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stormcrow20
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Feb 1 2013, 4:52am
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'Twas Radagast
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stormcrow20
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Feb 1 2013, 5:04am
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Twas the night...
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Lissuin
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Feb 1 2013, 5:41am
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This is a real gas.
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silneldor
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Feb 1 2013, 3:09pm
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Bugs? Harvey? Peter? Flopsy? Roger? Cotton-tail? Thumper? Mopsy?
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dernwyn
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Feb 1 2013, 10:35pm
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Good job!//
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sherlock
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Feb 2 2013, 11:27am
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That is fabulous!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Feb 3 2013, 1:07am
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When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
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SirDennisC
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Feb 3 2013, 2:41am
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I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs.//
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Lissuin
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Feb 1 2013, 5:29am
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Mushrooms, on the other hand..... //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 3:23am
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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / did gyre and gimble in the wabe. //
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sador
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Feb 1 2013, 6:17am
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All whimsy did the wizard show, much to some fans' outrage //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 3:09am
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Beware the bunny-sled, my son! The legs that hop, the ears that flop;
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Arandiel
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Feb 2 2013, 4:50am
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Beware the bird-poo stains, there's one that fell there from his top.//
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 5:46am
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He took the Morgul-sword in hand...
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Roheryn
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Feb 3 2013, 10:09am
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And, while from wolfish pack he ran,
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 10:38am
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The true origins of the Iditarod//
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zarabia
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Feb 1 2013, 7:50am
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Heck, what about St. Nic?! \\:)
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silneldor
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Feb 1 2013, 3:05pm
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Haha! That, too :D //
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zarabia
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Feb 2 2013, 2:42am
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Here comes a team of cottontails...
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Silverlode
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Feb 1 2013, 8:13am
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Oh dear.
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dernwyn
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Feb 1 2013, 10:33pm
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Bring back motion blur! Support 24fps!
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Súlimë
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Feb 1 2013, 8:27am
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"Follow me!" Brer rabbit quips, as he heads to his home in the briar patch.//
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Delrond
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Feb 1 2013, 1:39pm
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"Hey, Raddy! I think we shoulda' taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" //
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 1 2013, 3:09pm
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The Rabbit Actor
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Rostron2
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Feb 1 2013, 4:54pm
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cap
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ryouko
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Feb 1 2013, 10:28pm
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We're off! (Boy, are we off:) //
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 1 2013, 11:42pm
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"...it is a sledging life which is the hardest test."
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Plurmo
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Feb 2 2013, 12:38am
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Run! Every bunny run! //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 1:47am
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The homecoming queen's got a gun //
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Inferno
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Feb 2 2013, 2:25am
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Raddy's really looking his best ....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 2:46am
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Ah, the timid Forest Rabbideer . . .
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Bellerock
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Feb 2 2013, 2:45am
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"Silly" Raddy tricks Orcs for kicks!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 2:54am
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Radagast: "They're always after me plucky hares." //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 2 2013, 3:57am
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He doesn't actually steer. Instead it's "Follow your nose, it always knows!" (hence all the haphazard circling) //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 4:29am
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Raddy hare's big, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not small, no, no, no. //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 2 2013, 5:58am
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He's cuckoo for pipeweed puffs//
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 10:36am
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PELLETS.
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 2:26am
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I'm coo-coo for bunny puffs!
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 2:32am
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They're Magically Delicious! //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 3 2013, 2:44am
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We're gonna tempt your bunny, with the taste of nuts and honey...
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SirDennisC
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Feb 3 2013, 2:45am
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"These are Rhosgobel rabbits! They're gr-r-r-r-eat!"
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 3 2013, 2:50am
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With a Snap! Crackle! Pop! Radagast fended off the Witch King's attack.//
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 3 2013, 3:00am
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"Silly", indeed!
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 3:06am
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Guilty :-) although in my defense I had no way of knowing this would become...a...
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 3 2013, 3:53am
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 4:21am
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XD
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 3 2013, 2:03pm
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LOVE IT!//
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Lissuin
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Feb 3 2013, 3:00am
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hehe! it's all good Liss
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 3 2013, 2:45am
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Ruxy? You are scary good at this. //
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 2 2013, 8:54pm
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Why thank you, my friend! :-)
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 2 2013, 9:42pm
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Speed limits? ..What speed limits?\\
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silneldor
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Feb 2 2013, 3:17am
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Warg drive huh? I'll show ya warp drive!\\
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silneldor
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Feb 2 2013, 3:20am
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No time to say "Hello, Goodbye". I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 2 2013, 4:03am
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Lamentably
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Rostron2
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Feb 2 2013, 4:26am
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Must find dwarves! Think, think, think ... Dwarf = Gnome ... Nome, AK --> Iditarod sled race (ugh, no Rhosgobel huskies...rabbits will do)
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Eye's on Guard
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Feb 2 2013, 7:23am
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it's just a bit scary...
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Lissuin
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Feb 2 2013, 7:13pm
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Saved by a hare! //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 3 2013, 7:00pm
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We're off on another hare-racing adventure!! //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 3 2013, 9:22pm
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Ha! That's fur sure!! //
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stormcrow20
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Feb 4 2013, 5:42am
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We need 2 more verses for this caption poem, Tornfolk!
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Lissuin
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Feb 5 2013, 5:58am
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One two! The Kili arrows flew
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dernwyn
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Feb 5 2013, 11:16am
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Small clarification/edit
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 5 2013, 3:27pm
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Finishing up the caption poem...just for a bit of closure
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 8 2013, 1:59pm
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Whew!
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Lissuin
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Feb 8 2013, 6:27pm
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That was FUN - thanks, R-T!//
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Arandiel
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Feb 8 2013, 7:47pm
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Great round, everyone!
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stormcrow20
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Feb 11 2013, 1:41am
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