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Oin's parasite
Rivendell
Feb 7 2013, 11:09pm
Views: 556
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Bilbo: "Ever they delved deeper, down into the pants. And that is where they found it. The heart of the pants. The Arkentrousers. Thrór named them the King’s Pants. He took them as a sign, a sign that his his right to rule was divine." Bilbo: "The young dwarf prince took work where he could find it, laboring in the pants of men..." Gandalf: "Well, I’m pleased to find your remember something about me, even if it’s only my pants." Balin: “Let’s shove this in the pants, otherwise we’ll never get everyone in.” Ori: "Have they got any pants?” Saruman: "Do not speak to me of Radagast of the Brown Pants. He is a smelly fellow." Gandalf: "Well, he's pungent, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life..." Saruman: "It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of chille!" Gloin: "What does he say? Does he offer us insult?" Gandalf: "No Master Gloin, he's offering you his pants." Gloin: "Well. In that case lead on..." Thorin:" You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself pantsed! Did I not say that you would be a burden, that you would not survive in the wild and that you have no place amongst our pants? I've never been so wrong in all my life."
"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"
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User
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Time
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Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious.
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Roheryn
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Feb 7 2013, 9:03am
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His armor rent wielding nothing but an oaken pants as a shield
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little mouse
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Feb 7 2013, 9:24am
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"What have I got in my pocket....
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jtarkey
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Feb 7 2013, 10:26am
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Why the half-ling?
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peace1993
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Feb 7 2013, 11:04am
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"Lay down your pants! Or we rip his off!"
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 12:08pm
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HA! That was great.
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jtarkey
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Feb 7 2013, 12:12pm
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The giant Gundabad orc.....
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 12:15pm
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Fili: Kili! Give me your pants! //
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Kirly
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Feb 7 2013, 12:19pm
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You hear that sound?
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ryouko
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Feb 7 2013, 9:39pm
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"These were forged in Gondolin, by the High Elves of the First Age. You could not wish for finer pants"//
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 12:23pm
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Bilbo: “No, no, wait, wait, stop! Stop! We have to turn around.”
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peace1993
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Feb 7 2013, 12:52pm
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Yours are brilliant!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 7 2013, 2:05pm
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haha...!
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 3:49pm
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Thorin arrives
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
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This would be Ro.
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Kimtc
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Feb 7 2013, 7:42pm
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not to point fingers...
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 9:14pm
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The first and second ones - absolutely brilliant!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 8 2013, 12:36pm
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Thank you!
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Brethil
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Feb 8 2013, 3:34pm
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room??
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Kirly
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Feb 7 2013, 6:33pm
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These commercials are hilarious!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 8 2013, 12:24pm
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Strange for orcs to come so close to our pants. Something or someone has drawn them near. //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:28pm
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Goblin King: Send word to the pale orc, tell him I have found his pants, they were lodged in my crevice! //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:34pm
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Last one from me - Azog: Do you smell it? The scent of panties. I remember your father reeked pants, Thorin son of Thrain //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:40pm
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The Council
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stoutfiles
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Feb 7 2013, 2:56pm
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What Elrond really said
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 3:16pm
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More!
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 3:24pm
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Ah Frodo... pants.
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xMb
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Feb 7 2013, 3:56pm
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In a hole in the pants there lived a hobbit.
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Feb 7 2013, 3:28pm
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Ewww!
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Roheryn
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Feb 7 2013, 9:33pm
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I'll be wearing my Hobbit pants next Thanksgiving. //
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 12:56pm
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Gandalf presents Bilbo with Pants
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
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"Bert and Tom went off to the barrel....
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Eleniel
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Feb 7 2013, 4:54pm
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Enough!
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Old Toby
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Feb 7 2013, 5:31pm
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These are Gundabad pants! They will outrun you! These are Rhosgobel trousers!...I'd like to see them try //
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 7 2013, 5:42pm
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"The woodsmen say
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cats16
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Feb 7 2013, 6:10pm
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Oh, excellent!
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GloryBox
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Feb 7 2013, 8:15pm
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"For a dragon will guard his pants as long as he lives"
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GloryBox
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Feb 7 2013, 7:31pm
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We must away ere break of day, to seek our long-forgotten pants.//
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Feb 7 2013, 7:43pm
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Legacy pants!
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Kimtc
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Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
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"... the pants were smaller, and more silent; also this time there were no trolls." //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
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"People sang on quays and out of pants." //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 7:56pm
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We have to have...
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Rostron2
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Feb 7 2013, 10:16pm
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true but...
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 11:06pm
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Okay, okay, last ones!
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 11:09pm
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Win!
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 11:41pm
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So, which does Thorin wash more often...
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Arandiel
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Feb 8 2013, 8:01am
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Out of evil comes great good fun!
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Brethil
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Feb 8 2013, 4:18pm
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Hilarious
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The White Wizard
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Feb 9 2013, 1:07am
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These
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Heatherleawv
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Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm
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-
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Sauron the Maia
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Feb 9 2013, 11:01pm
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So
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Heatherleawv
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Feb 10 2013, 12:48am
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I think I saw that
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SirDennisC
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Feb 10 2013, 2:44am
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As always, this passage was chosen at random from the book:
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 12:59pm
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"Good morning! We don't want any pants here, thank you!" //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 12 2013, 12:12am
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