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Brethil
Half-elven
Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
Views: 1067
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"Lost my pants twice. Think the elastic is gone. Didin't help that some woman with TORn written on her bodice keeps yanking them down."
...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.
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User
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Time
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Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious.
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Roheryn
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Feb 7 2013, 9:03am
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His armor rent wielding nothing but an oaken pants as a shield
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little mouse
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Feb 7 2013, 9:24am
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"What have I got in my pocket....
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jtarkey
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Feb 7 2013, 10:26am
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Why the half-ling?
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peace1993
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Feb 7 2013, 11:04am
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"Lay down your pants! Or we rip his off!"
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 12:08pm
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HA! That was great.
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jtarkey
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Feb 7 2013, 12:12pm
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The giant Gundabad orc.....
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 12:15pm
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Fili: Kili! Give me your pants! //
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Kirly
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Feb 7 2013, 12:19pm
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You hear that sound?
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ryouko
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Feb 7 2013, 9:39pm
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"These were forged in Gondolin, by the High Elves of the First Age. You could not wish for finer pants"//
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 12:23pm
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Bilbo: “No, no, wait, wait, stop! Stop! We have to turn around.”
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peace1993
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Feb 7 2013, 12:52pm
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Yours are brilliant!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 7 2013, 2:05pm
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haha...!
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 3:49pm
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Thorin arrives
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
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This would be Ro.
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Kimtc
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Feb 7 2013, 7:42pm
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not to point fingers...
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 9:14pm
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The first and second ones - absolutely brilliant!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 8 2013, 12:36pm
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Thank you!
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Brethil
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Feb 8 2013, 3:34pm
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room??
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Kirly
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Feb 7 2013, 6:33pm
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These commercials are hilarious!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 8 2013, 12:24pm
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Strange for orcs to come so close to our pants. Something or someone has drawn them near. //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:28pm
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Goblin King: Send word to the pale orc, tell him I have found his pants, they were lodged in my crevice! //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:34pm
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Last one from me - Azog: Do you smell it? The scent of panties. I remember your father reeked pants, Thorin son of Thrain //
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Aranaes
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Feb 7 2013, 2:40pm
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The Council
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stoutfiles
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Feb 7 2013, 2:56pm
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What Elrond really said
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 3:16pm
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More!
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 3:24pm
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Ah Frodo... pants.
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xMb
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Feb 7 2013, 3:56pm
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In a hole in the pants there lived a hobbit.
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Feb 7 2013, 3:28pm
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Ewww!
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Roheryn
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Feb 7 2013, 9:33pm
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I'll be wearing my Hobbit pants next Thanksgiving. //
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 12:56pm
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Gandalf presents Bilbo with Pants
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
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"Bert and Tom went off to the barrel....
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Eleniel
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Feb 7 2013, 4:54pm
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Enough!
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Old Toby
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Feb 7 2013, 5:31pm
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These are Gundabad pants! They will outrun you! These are Rhosgobel trousers!...I'd like to see them try //
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Aragalen the Green
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Feb 7 2013, 5:42pm
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"The woodsmen say
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cats16
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Feb 7 2013, 6:10pm
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Oh, excellent!
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GloryBox
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Feb 7 2013, 8:15pm
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"For a dragon will guard his pants as long as he lives"
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GloryBox
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Feb 7 2013, 7:31pm
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We must away ere break of day, to seek our long-forgotten pants.//
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Feb 7 2013, 7:43pm
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Legacy pants!
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Kimtc
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Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
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"... the pants were smaller, and more silent; also this time there were no trolls." //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
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"People sang on quays and out of pants." //
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 7:56pm
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We have to have...
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Rostron2
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Feb 7 2013, 10:16pm
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true but...
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Brethil
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Feb 7 2013, 11:06pm
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Okay, okay, last ones!
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Oin's parasite
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Feb 7 2013, 11:09pm
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Win!
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SirDennisC
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Feb 7 2013, 11:41pm
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So, which does Thorin wash more often...
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Arandiel
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Feb 8 2013, 8:01am
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Out of evil comes great good fun!
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Brethil
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Feb 8 2013, 4:18pm
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Hilarious
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The White Wizard
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Feb 9 2013, 1:07am
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These
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Heatherleawv
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Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm
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Sauron the Maia
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Feb 9 2013, 11:01pm
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So
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Heatherleawv
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Feb 10 2013, 12:48am
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I think I saw that
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SirDennisC
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Feb 10 2013, 2:44am
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As always, this passage was chosen at random from the book:
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NottaSackville
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Feb 11 2013, 12:59pm
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"Good morning! We don't want any pants here, thank you!" //
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 12 2013, 12:12am
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