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This 'n that

silneldor
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Feb 6 2013, 3:31am


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There was a bloke who eyed young Roheryn,
With luck he'd go over 'n ....
She let him 'ave it with a word,
to come tom cattin' absurd,
Out he came, his face a glower 'n .

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There is this man called Squire,
Who never's in confusion or a mire,
He'll delve into a situation,
with thoughful contemplation,
Reiteratin' ere's no reason to be dire.

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There is this man called Rux,
Who's words fit like a tux,
Can come up in a nip,
With yon canny quip,
Not to mention poetical rheterics .

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There is this woman called dernwyn,
Who's warm and loves to be laughin'
Can play 'n sing you a tune,
And delve heartily into a rune,
N'er be one like 'er agin'.

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There is a man called Sir DennisC
This here's a class gentleman see,
A helping word or deed he will lend
to whatever is at hand,
Without him we would poorer be.

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There is this woman called Magpie,
Who has that caring heart, aye'?
One who gives much to TORn,
With grand projects she adorns,
Whenever we need her she is nigh.

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There's a woman named grammaboo,
Who's devotion, much credit is due,
With TIME, BS & Zen's daily rendition,
Of years and nary an omission,
Is our forever, true blue.

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Ode to Incomprehension*

There is a man called Paul Braun,
Whose rational' is it the antonym of profound.
'Lies from the pit of hell' cries the inane,
Antiquity personified, perhaps legally insane,
Fertile, divine in comparison, is yon pasture mound.

* My apolopies, the devil made me do itEvilAngelic














Subject User Time
Who's up for some limericks? Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 5 2013, 9:07am
    Oin and Gloin limericks Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 5 2013, 4:35pm
    This 'n that silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 6 2013, 3:31am
        *hearty applause* Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 6 2013, 4:23am
        How very nice of you to say... SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 6 2013, 8:24pm
        LOL! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 7 2013, 2:52am
    King Thror once in Erebor NZ Strider Send a private message to NZ Strider Feb 6 2013, 11:44am
        This were a good'un NZ!!\\ silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 6 2013, 2:28pm
        Hah! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 6 2013, 7:59pm
        Lookit that! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 7 2013, 2:46am
    Hmmmm *scrunches up forehead in concentration* NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 6 2013, 12:54pm
    Here's mine (with a spoiler) tennie75 Send a private message to tennie75 Feb 6 2013, 1:22pm
    One repost, one newbie: Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 6 2013, 9:39pm

 
 
 

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