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It's time for some MORE BS!

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Jan 31 2013, 3:54pm


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Here's another Book Spoiler found in Jackson's adaptation of The Hobbit… for a moment of Tolkien-zen.

From Over Hill and Under Hill: The Hobbit


"All was well, until one day they met a thunderstorm---more than a thunderstorm, a thunder-battle… …thunder and lightning in the mountains at night, when storms come up from East and West and make war. The lightning splinters on the peaks and rocks shiver, and great crashes split the air and go rolling and tumbling into every cave and hollow; and the darkness is filled with overwhelming noise and sudden light…
…They were high up in a narrow place, with a dreadful fall into a dim valley at one side of them. There they were sheltering under a hanging rock for the night, and he lay beneath a blanket and shook from head to toe. When he peeped out in the lightning-flashes, [Bilbo] saw that across the valley the stone-giants were out and were hurling rocks at one another for a game, and catching them, and tossing them down into the darkness where they smashed among the trees far below, or splintered into little bits with a bang. Then came a wind and a rain, and the wind whipped the rain and the hail about in every direction…
"…This won't do at all!" said Thorin. "If we don't get blown off or drowned, or struck by lightning, we shall be picked up by some giant and kicked sky-high for a football…."
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…they sent Fili and Kili to look for a better shelter. They had very sharp eyes, and being the youngest of the dwarves by some fifty years they usually got these sort of jobs (when everybody could see that it was absolutely no use sending Bilbo)…
…Soon Fili and Kili came crawling back, holding on to the rocks in the wind. "We have found a dry cave," they said, "not far round the next corner; and ponies and all could get inside."
"Have you thoroughly explored it?" said the wizard, who knew that caves up in the mountains were seldom un-occupied.
"Yes, yes!" they said, though everybody knew they could not have been long about it; they had come back too quick. "It isn't all that big, and it does not go far back."
That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves: you don't know how far they go back, sometimes, or where a passage behind may lead to, or what is waiting for you inside. But now Fili and Kili's news seemed good enough. So they all got up and prepared to move…"



First draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



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I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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It's time for some BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 29 2013, 12:59pm
    Ha! silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Jan 29 2013, 2:49pm
    Bullroarer's gentler descendant? dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Jan 30 2013, 12:47am
    It's time for some more BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 30 2013, 5:30pm
        It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 31 2013, 3:54pm
            It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 1 2013, 10:09am
                It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 2 2013, 2:04pm
                    *chuckles* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 2 2013, 2:54pm
                    Badgers? Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 3 2013, 2:01am
                        *high five* Awesome :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 3 2013, 5:48pm

 
 
 

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