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It’s a Horde, It’s a Plane! (suggestions, part 4)

N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:55am


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[Tom:] “How come he’s the cook? Everything tastes the same. Everything tastes like chicken.”
>>>
[Tom:] “How come ’e’s the cook? Everything tastes the same. Everything tastes like chicken.”

[Tom:] “It tastes like fish!”
>>>
[Tom:] “What tastes like fish!”

[Bert:] “I’m just saying, a little appreciation would be nice. ‘Thank you very much, Bert,’ ‘Lovely stew, Bert’; how hard is that? Hmm, it just needs a sprinkle of squirrel dung.”
>>>
[Bert:] “I’m just saying, a little appreciation would be nice. ‘Thank you very much, Bert,’ ‘Lovely stew, Bert’; how hard is that? Hmm, it just needs a sprinkle of squirrel gut [?].”

[Bert:] “There, that’s my grog!”
>>>
[Bert:] “Lay off [?], that’s my grog!”

AFTER:
[William:] “Uhh, uhh, sorry.”
ADD ANOTHER (MOSTLY INDISTINGUISHABLE) LINE OF TROLL DIALOGUE

[Bert:] “Wrap your tongue around that, mate. Good, isn’t it? That’s why I’m the cook.”
>>>
[Bert:] “Wrap your [indistinguishable] around that, mate. Eh? Good, innit? Heh, heh, heh. That’s why I’m the cook.”
I DON’T THINK THE WORD IS “tongue”.

[Tom:] “What are you then? An oversized squibble?”
>>>
[Tom:] “What are you then? An oversized squirrel?”
THE ACCENT IS TRICKY, BUT I ALSO THINK THE WORD IS “squirrel”.

REGARDING:
[Tom:] “Can we cook ‘im?”
AND GENERALLY: USE CLOSING QUOTE MARK FOR ABBREVIATIONS, SO >>>
[Tom:] “Can we cook ’im?”

[Tom:] “Perhaps there’s more Burglar-Hobbits around these parts. There might be enough for a bite.”
>>>
[Tom:] “Perhaps there’s more Burglar-Hobbits around these parts. Might be enough for a pie.”

[Tom:] “Come here, you little... Gotcha! Are there any more of you little fellas hiding where you shouldn’t?”
>>>
[Tom:] “Come here, you little ... Gotcha! Are there any more of you little fellas ’iding where you shouldn’t?”

[Bilbo:] “No.”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Nope [?].”

AFTER:
[Kili:] “Bilbo!”
ADD:
[Thorin:] “No!”

REGARDING:
[The trolls have tied several dwarves onto a spit and are roasting them over a fire; the rest, and Bilbo, are tied up in sacks nearby.]
CAN YOU SPECIFY WHICH DWARVES ARE WHERE?

AFTER:
[The trolls have tied several dwarves onto a spit and are roasting them over a fire; the rest, and Bilbo, are tied up in sacks nearby.]
ADD:
[Ori:] “It’s hot! It’s hot! [?]”

[William:] “Why bother cooking them? Let’s just sit on them and squash them into jelly.”
>>>
[William:] “Don’t bother cooking them. Let’s just sit on them and squash them into jelly.”

AFTER:
[Bert:] “They should be sautéed and grilled with a sprinkle of sage.”
ADD:
[Dori:] “Is this really necessary?”
MAYBE; THIS IS FROM CoE TRANSCRIPT

AFTER:
[William:] “Ooh, that does sound quite nice.”
ADD:
[Oin:] “Untie us, you monsters!”
[Gloin:] “Take on someone your own size!”
MAYBE; THESE ARE FROM CoE TRANSCRIPT

[Bilbo:] “I meant with the, uh, with the seasoning.”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Uh, I meant with the, uh, with, uh, with the seasoning.”

[Bert:] “Shut up. Let the, uh, flurgaburburrahobbit talk.”
>>>
[Bert:] “Shut up, and let the, uh, flurgerburgerahobbit talk.”

[Bilbo:] “Uh, the secret to cooking dwarf is, um-”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Uh, th—the secret to cooking dwarf is, um

[Bert:] “Yes? Come on, tell us the secret.”
[Bilbo:] “Um, yes, I’m telling you, the secret is … to skin them first!”
>>
[Bert:] “Yes? Come on.”
[Bilbo:] “It’s, uh—”
[Bert:] “Tell us the secret.”
[Bilbo:] “Ye—yes, I’m telling you, the secret is … to skin them first!”

[Bert:] “Tom, get me the filleting knife.”
>>>
[Bert:] “Tom, get me filleting knife.”

AFTER:
[Bert:] “Tom, get me filleting knife.”
ADD:
[Gloin:] “If I get you, you little—”
[Dwalin:] “I won’t forget that!”
MAYBE; THESE ARE FROM CoE TRANSCRIPT

[William:] “He’s right! Nothing wrong with a bit of raw dwarf! Nice and crunchy.”
>>>
[William:] “’e’s right! Nothing wrong with a bit of raw dwarf! Nice and crunchy.”

[Bilbo:] “Not that one, he’s infected!”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Not—not that one, he—he’s infected!”

[Bilbo:] “He’s got worms in his … tubes.”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Yeah, he’s got worms in his … tubes.”

[Bilbo:] “In fact they all have it, they’re all infested with parasites. It’s a terrible business; I wouldn’t risk it, I really wouldn’t.”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “In—in fact they all have, they’re in—infested with parasites. It’s a terrible business; I wouldn’t risk it, I really wouldn’t.”

[Kili:] “We don’t have parasites! You have parasites!”
>>>
[Kili:] “We don’t have parasites!”
[dwarf?:] “[indistinguishable]”
[Kili:] “You have parasites!”

AFTER:
[Kili:] “You have parasites!”
ADD:
[Gloin?:] “What are you talking about, laddie?”

[All the dwarves begin proclaiming about how they’re “riddled” with parasites.]
>>>
[Nori?:] “We’re riddled.”
[Ori?:] “Yes, I’m riddled.”
[Dori?:] “Yes we are. Badly!”

[William:] “Can we eat him too?”
>>>
[William:] “Can we eat ’im too?”

[Gandalf:] “Looking behind. Nasty business. Still, you are all in one piece.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Looking behind. Nasty business. Still, they are all in one piece.”

REGARDING:
[Gandalf:] “He had the nous to play for time. None of the rest of you thought of that.”
I STILL THINK IT’S “nerves” NOT “nous”

[Gandalf:] “Not for an age, not since a darker power ruled these lands.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Oh, not for an age, not since a darker power ruled these lands.”

[Nori:] “What’s that stench?!”
>>>
[Nori:] “Oh, what’s that stench?!”

[Gandalf:] “It’s a troll horde. Be careful what you touch.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “It’s a troll hoard. Be careful what you touch.”

[Bofur:] “Seems a shame just to leave it lying around. Anyone could take it.”
>>>
[Bofur:] “Seems a shame just to leave it lyin’ around. Anyone could take it.”

[Unwillingly, Thorin holds on to the sword. He draws it out of its sheath a few inches as well.]
>>>
[Reluctantly, Thorin holds on to the sword. He draws it out of its sheath a few inches as well.]
AFTER ALL, GANDALF ISN’T FORCING HIM

AFTER:
[Some of the dwarves fill a chest with treasure, then bury it in a hole in the ground. Dwalin looks on in disgust.]
ADD:
[dwarf?:] “Oin, come.” [?]

[Gloin:] “We’re making a long term deposit.”
>>>
[Gloin:] “We’re makin’ a long term deposit.”

[Gandalf:] “Bilbo, here. This is about your size.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Bilbo.”
[Bilbo:] “Hmm?”
[Gandalf:] “Here. This is about your size.”

[Gandalf:] “And I hope you never have to. And if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.”

[Gandalf:] “Radagast! Radagast the Brown. What on earth are you doing here?”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Radagast! Radagast the Brown. Ah. What on earth are you doing here?”

[Radagast:] “Just give me a minute. Oh, I had a thought, and now I’ve lost it. It was right there, on the tip of my tongue.”
>>>
[Radagast:] “Oh, just give me a minute. Um, oh, I had a thought, and now I’ve lost it. It was, it was right there, on the tip of my tongue.”

[Radagast:] “Oh, it’s not the thought at all; it’s just a little-”
>>>
[Radagast:] “Oh, it’s not a thought at all; it’s a silly old…

[The spirit of a king, possibly the Witch-King of Angmar, attacks Radagast, but he fends it off with his staff. As the spirit disappears with a screech, it drops its blade.]
>>>
[The spirit of a king, possibly the Witch-king of Angmar, attacks Radagast, but he fends it off with his staff. As the spirit disappears with a screech, it drops its blade.]

[Radagast:] “Sorry.”
>>>
[Radagast:] “I’m [?] sorry.”

[Gandalf:] “Try a little Old Toby. It’ll help settle your nerves.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Try a bit of [?] Old Toby. It’ll help settle your nerves.”

[Bilbo:] “Was that a wolf? Are there wolves out there?”
>>>
[Bilbo:] “Was that a wolf? Are there—are there wolves out there?”

[Gandalf:] “These are Gundobad Wargs; they will outrun you.”
>>>
[Gandalf:] “These are Gundabad Wargs; they will outrun you.”

[The Company rushes across a rocky plane. In the distance, Radagast is being chased by the Wargs. One of [[…]] they see the Wargs not too far from them, so they hide behind the rocks.]
>>>
[The Company rushes across a rocky plain. In the distance, Radagast is being chased by the Wargs. One of [[…]] they see the Wargs not too far from them, so they hide behind the rocks.]

[Thorin:] “Ori, no!”
>>
[Thorin:] “Ori, no! Come back! [?]

[Thorin:] “Come on, move! Quickly, all of you! Go, go go!”
>>>
[Thorin:] “Come on, move! Quickly, all of you! Go, go, go!”

AFTER:
[As the Wargs approach, the dwarves and Bilbo slide into the large crack in the rock, sliding into a cave. Thorin kills a Warg that gets too close. Kili shoots another.]
ADD:
[Gandalf:] “Nine, ten”
MAYBE; THIS COMES FROM THE CoE TRANSCRIPT

[Thorin:] “Do you think the Elves will give our quest their blessing? They will try to stop us.”
>>>
[Thorin:] “You think the Elves will give our quest their blessing? They will try to stop us.”

[Gandalf:] “Mellonnen! Mo evínedh?” [‘My friend! Where have you been?’]
>>>
[Gandalf:] “Lord Elrond. Mellonnen! Mo evínedh?” [‘My friend! Where have you been?’]

[Elrond:] “Farannem ‘lamhoth i udul o charad. Dagannem rim na Iant Vedui.” [‘We’ve been hunting a pack of Orcs that came up from the South. We slew a number near the Hidden Pass.’]
>>>
[Elrond:] “Nartho i noer, toltho i viruvor. Boe i annam vann a nethail vin.” [no subtitles; translation is: ‘Light the fires, bring forth the wine. We must feed our guests.’]

[Elrond:] “And this is Glamdring, the Foe-hammer, sword of the King of Gondolin. These swords were made for goblin wars of the First Age...”
>>>
[Elrond:] “And this is Glamdring, the Foe-hammer, sword of the King of Gondolin. These swords were made for the [?] goblin wars of the First Age...”

[Bilbo pulls out his sword and looks at it.]
>>>
[Elrond’s voice fades on the soundtrack, as Bilbo pulls out his sword and looks at it.]

[Elrond:] “Well in this case, that is true; Moon runes can only be read by the light of a moon with the same shape and season as the day on which they were written.”
>>>
[Elrond:] “Well in this case, that is true; moon runes can only be read by the light of a moon of the same shape and season as the day on which they were written.”

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            Definition Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Jan 11 2013, 7:54pm
                Dowry TheRealBeren Send a private message to TheRealBeren Jan 11 2013, 8:30pm
                    Here's the link to the definition Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Jan 11 2013, 8:38pm
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        I think in another thread DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jan 11 2013, 10:47pm
            So that line is: "He had the nous to play for time." // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Jan 11 2013, 10:54pm
                Fixed that too! IncredibleSmaug Send a private message to IncredibleSmaug Jan 11 2013, 10:59pm
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            I'm certain it's nous... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Jan 11 2013, 11:16pm
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        And another... Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 11 2013, 11:25pm
        The correct quote is: DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jan 11 2013, 11:28pm
            Aha! Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 11 2013, 11:32pm
                Fixed both! IncredibleSmaug Send a private message to IncredibleSmaug Jan 11 2013, 11:41pm
    "Middle-earth" always should be so spelled. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 11 2013, 11:43pm
        Mungo it is! Daniel James Send a private message to Daniel James Jan 12 2013, 3:07am
    wonderful thanks! // Xanaseb Send a private message to Xanaseb Jan 12 2013, 12:09am
    You're amazing! Nienna Send a private message to Nienna Jan 12 2013, 12:41am
    Hummingbird? Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 12 2013, 5:17pm
        Maybe this thread needs re-visited DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jan 12 2013, 5:31pm
    some slight mistakes ArchedCory Send a private message to ArchedCory Jan 12 2013, 8:24pm
    Ian Holm’s Odd Pronunciations? (suggestions, part 1) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:47am
        According to "skep" SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Jan 14 2013, 3:50am
            Yes, all transcriptions I've seen so far have errors. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 4:16am
                Your efforts are greatly appreciated. SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Jan 14 2013, 4:35am
                    That works for me. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 5:47am
            I would imagine that the reason people think it is "Jackson" Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 14 2013, 11:14am
        Wow Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 4:41am
            Wrath... Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 14 2013, 11:10am
                Wrath it is :) Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 15 2013, 5:43am
        Part 1 Corrected! IncredibleSmaug Send a private message to IncredibleSmaug Jan 14 2013, 10:43am
        Something no one seems to have noticed kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Jan 15 2013, 11:16pm
            Whoops! Corrected Daniel James Send a private message to Daniel James Jan 16 2013, 5:31am
                Thanks for letting me know! kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Jan 16 2013, 11:31pm
    All right. Bebother the Gates of Yore (suggestions, part 2) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:52am
        Comments Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 4:53am
    There’s No O in “Gundabad” (suggestions, part 3) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:54am
        Comments in red Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 5:07am
            Good catch: "but an oaken shield" not "by an oaken shield". N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 5:44am
            1 marillaraina Send a private message to marillaraina Jan 15 2013, 9:12am
        Leathery! Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 15 2013, 5:28am
            Ah, good thought! // N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 15 2013, 5:45am
    It’s a Horde, It’s a Plane! (suggestions, part 4) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:55am
        Tastes like chicken. Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 14 2013, 2:16am
            Very close. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 2:32am
                Ah, I got it. Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 14 2013, 2:39am
        Comments Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 5:19am
        Squirrel dung! Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 14 2013, 11:31am
    Bless Us and Splash Us! You Are Not Alone. (suggestions, part 5) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:56am
        Comment Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 5:24am
    It’s Quite Quiet, So Wring the Bell. (suggestions, part 6) N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 1:58am
        Comment Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 14 2013, 5:31am
        Thanks a ton! Daniel James Send a private message to Daniel James Jan 14 2013, 3:24pm
            So you're here, as well! And under your own name, too! kiwifan Send a private message to kiwifan Jan 15 2013, 12:45am
    I'll mention this here, rather than make a thread: An odd response from Bilbo, perhaps? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jan 14 2013, 11:13am
        Possibly he deduces from Bofur's vivid description - Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Jan 14 2013, 11:17am
            But he asked what beast? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Jan 14 2013, 11:19am
                Not just you. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 14 2013, 4:02pm
                    Actually I think it makes sense Gelir Send a private message to Gelir Jan 15 2013, 5:38am
    This is GREAT Elvanui Send a private message to Elvanui Jan 18 2013, 7:50pm
        Good ear. N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand Jan 19 2013, 7:59am
            Oh, nice :) Elvanui Send a private message to Elvanui Jan 19 2013, 12:16pm

 
 
 

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