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N.E. Brigand
Half-elven
Jan 14 2013, 1:52am
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All right. Bebother the Gates of Yore (suggestions, part 2)
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[Bilbo:] “Excuse me - A tad excessive, isn’t it? You got a cheese knife?” >>> [Bilbo:] “Excuse me. A tad excessive, isn’t it? Have you got a cheese knife?” [Bilbo:] “No, no, that’s Grandpa Mungo’s chair! No, I’m sorry, take it back please. Take it back...It’s antique, not for sitting on! Thank you! That’s a book, not a coaster. Put that map down, thank you.” >>> [Bilbo:] “No, no, that’s Grandpa Mungo’s chair! No, I’m sorry, you’ll have to take it back please. Take it back ... It’s antique, not for sitting on! Thank you! That’s a book, not a coaster. Put that map down, thank you.” [Gandalf:] “Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori.” >>> [Gandalf:] “Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori … Ori.” [Bilbo wrestles a bowl of tomatoes away from Nori. Bifur, the dwarf with an axe in his head, approaches Gandalf and talks to him through body motions and grunts.] >>> [Bilbo wrestles a bowl of tomatoes away from Nori. Bifur, the dwarf with an axe in his head, approaches Gandalf and talks to him in Khuzdul (untranslated) and with body motions.] [Gandalf:] “Yes, you’re quite right, Bifur. Hmm, we appear to be one dwarf short.” >>> [Gandalf:] “Yes, you’re quite right, Bifur. We appear to be one dwarf short.” [Dori:] “Mr. Gandalf? A little glass of red wine, as requested. It’s got a fruity bouquet.” [Gandalf:] “Cheers.” [Gandalf drinks the tiny cup of wine Dori offers him, then looks sadly at the cup, wanting a little more. The dwarves, sitting in Bilbo’s dining room, have a grand feast with all his food. They are quite rude and messy about it. Bofur throws some food to his brother, Bombur.] >>> [Dori:] “Mr. Gandalf?” [Gandalf:] “Hmmm?” [Dori:] “A little glass of red wine, as requested. It’s, eh, got a fruity bouquet.” [Gandalf:] “Ah. Cheers.” [Gandalf drinks the tiny cup of wine Dori offers him, then looks sadly at the cup, wanting a little more. [Gandalf:] “Mm.” [The dwarves, sitting in Bilbo’s dining room, have a grand feast with all his food. They are quite rude and messy about it. Bofur throws some food to his brother, Bombur.] [Fili:] “Who wants an ale? Here you go.” >>> [Fili:] “Who wants an ale? There you go.” [Dwalin:] “Let him have another drink!” >>> [Dwalin:] “Let him have another drink!” [Fili?:] “Here you go.” [Dwalin pours his ale into Oin’s hearing trumpet, and as Oin splutters in anger, everyone else laughs. Oin puts [[…]] the youngest, Ori, lets out the biggest burp. Bilbo looks away in disgust.] >>> [Dwalin pours his ale into Oin’s hearing trumpet, and as Oin splutters in anger, everyone else laughs. Oin puts [[…]] the youngest, Ori, lets out the biggest burp. The dwarves laugh. Bilbo looks away in disgust.] [Bilbo:] “It’s supposed to be like that, it’s crochet.” >>> [Bilbo:] “It’s supposed to look like that, it’s crochet.” [Bofur:] “Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you’ve got the balls for it.” >>> [Bofur:] “Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you got the balls for it.” [Bilbo:] “Confusticate these dwarves!” >>> [Bilbo:] “Bebother and confusticate these dwarves!” I THINK, BUT THE FIRST TWO WORDS ARE MUMBLED [Bilbo:] “I don’t want to get used to them. The state of my kitchen - there’s mud trod into the carpet, they’ve pillaged the pantry; I’m not even going to tell you what they’ve done in the bathroom. They’ve all but destroyed the plumbing. I don’t understand what they’re doing in my house!” >>> [Bilbo:] “I don’t want to get used to them. The state of my kitchen! There’s mud trod into the carpet, they’ve pi—pillaged the pantry; I’m not even going to tell you what they’ve done in the bathroom. They’ve all but destroyed the plumbing. I don’t understand what they’re doing in my house!” AFTER: [Fili takes the plate from Ori and throws it to Kili, who throws it behind his back to Bifur, who is standing at the [[…]] to the sink to be washed. As dishware flies through the air, Gandalf ducks to avoid getting hit.] ADD: [Gandalf:] “Oh!” [Bilbo:] “Can-Can you not do that? You’ll blunt them!” >>> [Bilbo:] “And can—can you not do that? You’ll blunt them!” [Bofur:] “Ooh, you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives.” >>> [Bofur:] “Ooh, d’you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives.” [The dwarves, singing:] “Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole And when you’ve finished, if they are whole Send them down the hall to roll That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!” >>> [The dwarves, singing:] “Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole When you’ve finished, if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll … That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!” [Gandalf:] “He’s here.” >>> [Gandalf:] “He is [?] here.” [Thorin:] “Gandalf. I thought you said this place would be easy to find. I lost my way, twice. I wouldn’t have found it at all had it not been for that mark on the door.” >>> [Thorin:] “Gandalf. I thought you said this place would be easy to find. I lost my way, twice. Wouldn’t have found it at all had it not been for that mark on the door.” [Bilbo:] “Mark? There’s no mark on that door. It was painted a week ago.” >>> [Bilbo:] “Mark? There’s no mark on that door. It was painted a week ago!” [Balin:] “What news from the meeting at Ered Luin? Did they all come?” >>> [Balin:] “What news from the meeting in Ered Luin? Did they all come?” [Thorin:] “Aye. Envoys of all seven kingdoms.” >>> [Thorin:] “Aye. Envoys from all seven kingdoms.” [Thorin:] “They will not come. They say this quest is ours, and ours alone.” [The dwarves murmur in disappointment.] >>> [Thorin:] “They will not come.” [The dwarves murmur in disappointment.] [Thorin:] “They say this quest is ours, and ours alone.” [Further disappointed murmurs.] AFTER: [Gandalf:] “Bilbo, my dear fellow, let us have a little more light.” ADD: [Bilbo:] “Hm.” [Bilbo:] “The Lonely Mountain.” >>> [Bilbo—reading map:] “The Lonely Mountain.” [Oin:] “Ravens have been seen flying back to the mountain as it was foretold: When the birds of old return to Erebor, the reign of the beast will end.” >>> [Oin:] “Ravens have been seen flying back to the mountain as it was foretold: When the birds of yore return to Erebor, the reign of the beast will end.” [Bilbo:] “What beast?” >>> [Bilbo:] “Uh, what beast?” [Bofur:] “Well that would be a reference to Smaug the Terrible, chiefest and greatest calamity of our age. Airborne fire-breather, teeth like razors, claws like meathooks, extremely fond of precious metals.” >>> [Bofur:] “Well that would be a reference to Smaug the Terrible, chiefest and greatest calamity of our age. Airborne fire-breather, teeth like razors, claws like meathooks, extremely fond of precious metals—” [Ori:] “I’m not afraid! I’m up for it. I’ll give him a taste of the Dwarvish iron right up his jacksy.” >>> [Ori:] “I’m not afraid! I’m up for it. I’ll give him a taste of D—warfish iron right up his jacksie.” [Ori:] “I’m not afraid! I’m up for it. I’ll give him a taste of D—warfish iron right up his jacksie.” [Dori:] “Sit down!” >>> [Ori:] “I’m not afraid! I’m up for it. I’ll give him a taste of D—warfish iron right up his jacksie.” [Several dwarves shout.] [Dori:] “Sit down!” [Balin:] “The task will be difficult enough with an army behind us. But we number just thirteen. Not thirteen of the best, nor brightest.” >>> [Balin:] “The task would be difficult enough with an army behind us. But we number just thirteen, and not thirteen of the best, nor brightest.” [The dwarves start objecting, saying things like, “Who are you calling dim?” “Watch it!” “No!”] >>> [The dwarves start objecting, saying things like, “Hey, who are you calling dim?” “Watch it!”, and “No!”] AFTER: [The dwarves start objecting, saying things like, “Hey, who are you calling dim?” “Watch it!”, and “No!”] ADD: [Oin:] “What did he say?” [Gandalf:] “Oh, well, now, I wouldn’t say -” [Dori:] “How many, then?” [Gandalf:] “I, uh, what?” [Dori:] “How many dragons have you killed? Go on, give us a number!” [Gandalf embarrassedly starts coughing on his pipe smoke; the dwarves jump to their feet, arguing about the number of dragons Gandalf has killed. Thorin jumps up in anger and bellows, silencing the rest.] >>> [Gandalf:] “Oh, well, now, uh, I—I—I wouldn’t say that, I—” [Dori:] “How many, then?” [Gandalf:] “Uh, what?” [Dori:] “Well, how many dragons have you killed?” [Gandalf:] “Hm.” [Dori:] “Go on, give us a number!” [Gandalf embarrassedly starts coughing on his pipe smoke; the dwarves jump to their feet, arguing about the number of dragons Gandalf has killed. Thorin jumps up in anger and bellows, silencing the rest.] [Thorin:] “Shazara! [translated: Silence!] If we have read these signs, do you not think that others will have read them too? Rumors have begun to spread. The dragon Smaug has not been seen for 60 years. Eyes look east to the Mountain, assessing, wondering, weighing the risk. Perhaps the vast wealth of our people now lies unprotected. Do we sit back while others claim what is rightfully ours? Or do we seize this chance to take back Erebor? Du Bekâr! Du Bekâr! [translated: To arms! To arms!]” >>> [Thorin:] “Shazara! [not translated onscreen: Silence!] If we have read these signs, do you not think others will have read them too? Rumours have begun to spread. The dragon Smaug has not been seen for 60 years. Eyes look east to the Mountain, assessing, wondering, weighing the risk. Perhaps the vast wealth of our people now lies unprotected. Do we sit back while others claim what is rightfully ours? Or do we seize this chance to take back Erebor? Du Bekâr! Du Bekâr! [not translated onscreen: To arms! To arms!]” [Balin:] “You forget: the front door is sealed. There is no way into the mountain.” >>> [Balin:] “You forget: the front gate is sealed. There is no way into the mountain.” [Gandalf:] “If we can find it. Dwarf doors are invisible when closed. The answer lies hidden somewhere in this map and I do not have the skill to find it. But there are others in Middle-earth who can. The task I have in mind will require a great deal of stealth, and no small amount of courage. But, if we are careful and clever, I believe that it can be done.” >>> [Gandalf:] “Well, if we can find it, but dwarf doors are invisible when closed. The answer lies hidden somewhere in this map and I do not have the skill to find it. But there are others in Middle-earth who can. The task I have in mind will require a great deal of stealth, and no small amount of courage. But, if we are careful and clever, I believe that it can be done.” [Bilbo:] “And a good one, too. An expert, I’d imagine.” >>> [Bilbo:] “Hm. A good one, too. An expert, I’d imagine.” AFTER: [Oin:] “He said he’s an expert! Hey hey!” ADD: [Several dwarves laugh.] [Bilbo:] “Me? No, no, no. I’m not a burglar; I’ve never stolen a thing in my life.” >>> [Bilbo:] “M—me? No, no, no, no, no. I’m not a burglar; I’ve never stolen a thing in my life.” [Thorin:] “Very well. We’ll do it your way. Give him the contract.” [Bofur:] “Alright, we’re off!” [Bilbo begins objecting to Thorin and Gandalf, but they ignore him. Balin hands Bilbo a long contract] >>> [Thorin:] “Very well. We will do it your way.” [Bilbo:] “No, no, no.” [Thorin:] “Give him the contract.” [Bilbo:] “Please.” [Bofur:] “All right, we’re off!” [Balin hands Bilbo a long contract] [Bilbo:] “‘Cash on delivery, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth of total profit, if any.’ Hmm. Seems fair. ‘The present company shall not be liable for injuries inflicted by or sustained as a consequence thereof including but not limited to lacerations ... evisceration … incineration?” >>> [Bilbo:] “‘Terms: Cash on delivery, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth of total profit, if any.’ Seems fair. Eh, ‘Present company shall not be liable for injuries inflicted by or sustained as a consequence thereof including but not limited to lacerations ... evisceration … incineration?” AFTER: [Bilbo looks a little breathless.] ADD: [Bilbo:] “Huh.” [Balin:] “You alright, laddie?” >>> [Balin:] “You all right, laddie?” TOLKIEN WOULD NEVER SPELL “all right” AS “alright”
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Full Movie Transcript!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 11 2013, 7:07pm
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Thanks
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Rane
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Jan 11 2013, 7:33pm
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Thanks! Might be a mistake though -
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 7:38pm
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Fixed!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 11 2013, 7:44pm
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You're quick!
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 7:56pm
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They should just make you a co-editor so you can correct the mistakes you find
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Magpie
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Jan 11 2013, 8:00pm
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lol! Thanks for the character reference ;-)
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 8:05pm
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Thanks! It's a group effort!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 11 2013, 10:38pm
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Excellent work!
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TheBladeGlowsBlue
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Jan 11 2013, 10:46pm
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Nope, I'm certain it's a snail
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Daniel James
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Jan 12 2013, 12:30am
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I stand corrected.
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TheBladeGlowsBlue
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Jan 12 2013, 10:46am
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If the thrush can wake Smaug ...
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 1:12pm
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Surely you can see the significance here...
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TheBladeGlowsBlue
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Jan 12 2013, 1:25pm
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That, and...
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grammaboodawg
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Jan 12 2013, 1:30pm
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I understand the significance ....
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 1:32pm
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I'm confused...
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TheBladeGlowsBlue
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Jan 12 2013, 1:36pm
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Oh, I meant when they arrived at the secret door
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 2:41pm
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Thanks a bunch!
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Daniel James
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Jan 12 2013, 12:35am
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Just a few more for you...
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Eleniel
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Jan 12 2013, 7:55am
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I think it is "West Nags"
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 6:03pm
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'nags' is certainly right...
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Eleniel
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Jan 14 2013, 11:27am
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I thought 'nag' was a colloquialism for 'horse' in general?//
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kiwifan
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Jan 15 2013, 12:52am
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Probably today
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DanielLB
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Jan 15 2013, 10:22am
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Definitions I have found for nag now that you made me research it ;-)
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kiwifan
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Jan 15 2013, 11:28am
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I thought nag was what women do :P
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imin
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Jan 15 2013, 11:33am
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Ha! That is also true ;-) /
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DanielLB
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Jan 15 2013, 12:26pm
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@ imin and DanielLB
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kiwifan
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Jan 15 2013, 10:47pm
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Thanks! Updated the transcript.
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Daniel James
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Jan 12 2013, 8:26pm
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It's definitely squirrel. A quibble isn't an animal! /
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 8:30pm
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But who could mistake Bilbo for a squirrel?
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Daniel James
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Jan 12 2013, 9:20pm
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I don't think we should be too concerned by Trolls' knowledge of animals
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 9:25pm
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Just found a very short clip from the Trolls scene on YT...
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Eleniel
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Jan 12 2013, 10:23pm
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I can never make out whether it's...
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DanielLB
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Jan 11 2013, 7:47pm
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Definition
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 7:54pm
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Dowry
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TheRealBeren
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Jan 11 2013, 8:30pm
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Here's the link to the definition
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 8:38pm
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This is so well-done!
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 8:06pm
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Thanks many times over for this!!!//
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Jan 11 2013, 9:08pm
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"nerves to pray for time"
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dave_lf
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Jan 11 2013, 10:42pm
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I think in another thread
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DanielLB
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Jan 11 2013, 10:47pm
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So that line is: "He had the nous to play for time." //
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 10:54pm
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Fixed that too!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 11 2013, 10:59pm
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Many thanks! //
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Loresilme
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Jan 11 2013, 11:07pm
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I'm certain it's nous...
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dormouse
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Jan 11 2013, 11:16pm
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Excellent effort - thanks!
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Eleniel
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Jan 11 2013, 11:10pm
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And another...
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Eleniel
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Jan 11 2013, 11:25pm
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The correct quote is:
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DanielLB
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Jan 11 2013, 11:28pm
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Aha!
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Eleniel
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Jan 11 2013, 11:32pm
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Fixed both!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 11 2013, 11:41pm
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"Middle-earth" always should be so spelled.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 11 2013, 11:43pm
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Mungo it is!
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Daniel James
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Jan 12 2013, 3:07am
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wonderful thanks! //
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Xanaseb
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Jan 12 2013, 12:09am
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You're amazing!
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Nienna
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Jan 12 2013, 12:41am
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Hummingbird?
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Aragalen the Green
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Jan 12 2013, 5:17pm
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Maybe this thread needs re-visited
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DanielLB
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Jan 12 2013, 5:31pm
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some slight mistakes
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ArchedCory
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Jan 12 2013, 8:24pm
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Ian Holm’s Odd Pronunciations? (suggestions, part 1)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:47am
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According to "skep"
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SirDennisC
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Jan 14 2013, 3:50am
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Yes, all transcriptions I've seen so far have errors.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 4:16am
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Your efforts are greatly appreciated.
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SirDennisC
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Jan 14 2013, 4:35am
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That works for me.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 5:47am
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I would imagine that the reason people think it is "Jackson"
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Eleniel
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Jan 14 2013, 11:14am
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Wow
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 4:41am
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Wrath...
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Eleniel
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Jan 14 2013, 11:10am
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Wrath it is :)
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Gelir
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Jan 15 2013, 5:43am
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Part 1 Corrected!
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IncredibleSmaug
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Jan 14 2013, 10:43am
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Something no one seems to have noticed
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kiwifan
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Jan 15 2013, 11:16pm
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Whoops! Corrected
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Daniel James
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Jan 16 2013, 5:31am
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Thanks for letting me know!
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kiwifan
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Jan 16 2013, 11:31pm
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All right. Bebother the Gates of Yore (suggestions, part 2)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:52am
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Comments
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 4:53am
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There’s No O in “Gundabad” (suggestions, part 3)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:54am
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Comments in red
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 5:07am
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Good catch: "but an oaken shield" not "by an oaken shield".
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 5:44am
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marillaraina
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Jan 15 2013, 9:12am
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Leathery!
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Gelir
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Jan 15 2013, 5:28am
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Ah, good thought! //
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 15 2013, 5:45am
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It’s a Horde, It’s a Plane! (suggestions, part 4)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:55am
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Tastes like chicken.
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Aragalen the Green
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Jan 14 2013, 2:16am
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Very close.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 2:32am
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Ah, I got it.
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Aragalen the Green
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Jan 14 2013, 2:39am
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Comments
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 5:19am
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Squirrel dung!
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Eleniel
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Jan 14 2013, 11:31am
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Bless Us and Splash Us! You Are Not Alone. (suggestions, part 5)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:56am
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Comment
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 5:24am
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It’s Quite Quiet, So Wring the Bell. (suggestions, part 6)
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 1:58am
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Comment
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Gelir
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Jan 14 2013, 5:31am
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Thanks a ton!
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Daniel James
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Jan 14 2013, 3:24pm
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So you're here, as well! And under your own name, too!
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kiwifan
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Jan 15 2013, 12:45am
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I'll mention this here, rather than make a thread: An odd response from Bilbo, perhaps?
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DanielLB
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Jan 14 2013, 11:13am
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Possibly he deduces from Bofur's vivid description -
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Eleniel
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Jan 14 2013, 11:17am
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But he asked what beast?
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DanielLB
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Jan 14 2013, 11:19am
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Not just you.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 14 2013, 4:02pm
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Actually I think it makes sense
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Gelir
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Jan 15 2013, 5:38am
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This is GREAT
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Elvanui
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Jan 18 2013, 7:50pm
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Good ear.
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N.E. Brigand
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Jan 19 2013, 7:59am
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Oh, nice :)
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Elvanui
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Jan 19 2013, 12:16pm
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