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Aunt Dora Baggins
Half-elven
Jan 10, 11:58pm
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That made this song pop into my head:
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The Rolling Mills of New Jersey
(Roberts and Barrand)
When I die, bury me low
Where I can hear the petroleum flow.
A sweeter sound, I never did know
The rolling mills of New Jersey.
Down in Trenton, there is a bar
The bums, they come from near and from far
They come by truck, they come by car
The lousy bums of New Jersey
Down in Hoboken, there will be
Garbage as far as the eye can see.
There's garbage for you, there's garbage for me.
The garbage dumps of New Jersey.
When at last, I decided to roam,
Far away from my home in Bayonne.
I sat down, and wrote this poem.
I wrote an ode to New Jersey.
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Copyright John Roberts and Tony Barrand
Sung to the tune of The Rolling Hills of the Border.
see also The Rolling Hills of the Border
DC
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories
leleni at hotmail dot com
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Here's something that takes my breath away -
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geordie
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Jan 10, 6:01pm
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Ummmm... ummm....
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Oiotári
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Jan 10, 6:10pm
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How about some water or air?
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Moahunter
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Jan 10, 6:43pm
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I could send folk in NZ some real Oxford earth..//
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geordie
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Jan 10, 7:01pm
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What properties of a glass vial are particularly important to storing earth? //
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NottaSackville
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Jan 10, 6:45pm
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Ought to be sold in a mug.. //
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geordie
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Jan 10, 7:00pm
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yes but does it come in pints?//
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elevorn
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Jan 10, 6:51pm
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Not as low as slot machines
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SirDennisC
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Jan 10, 7:12pm
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yes..
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geordie
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Jan 10, 7:18pm
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What do you mean, not as low as slot machines?
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geordie
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Jan 12, 8:59am
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Somewhere I have a little vial of ash
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Asger
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Jan 13, 1:39pm
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Words fail //
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dormouse
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Jan 10, 7:41pm
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ROTFLOL!
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Lissuin
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Jan 10, 7:54pm
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Really?
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Starling
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Jan 10, 11:03pm
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Oh my.
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Gwenhwyfar
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Jan 11, 3:40am
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WHAT!
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silneldor
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Jan 10, 8:48pm
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That made this song pop into my head:
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jan 10, 11:58pm
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''Blimey Bert!''
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silneldor
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Jan 11, 1:13am
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Of course it's clear
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jan 11, 1:23am
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It is true of the NE side.
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silneldor
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Jan 11, 1:36am
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I've just bought a 1000 units!
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DanielLB
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Jan 10, 9:55pm
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well, if it takes your breath away, we can only hope...
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Magpie
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Jan 10, 10:05pm
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WHAT!
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silneldor
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Jan 11, 12:18am
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A type of soil from NZ sheep farms would do that as well. //
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SirDennisC
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Jan 11, 12:31am
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Well since I live in 'middle earth'
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Starling
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Jan 10, 10:59pm
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A few years ago
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imin
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Jan 10, 11:06pm
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WWSD?
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grammaboodawg
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Jan 11, 12:12am
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Gramma, I do love you <3 //
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jan 11, 4:41am
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What Would Sauron Demand? //
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squire
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Jan 11, 5:21am
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Where Would Strider Divert? //
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grammaboodawg
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Jan 11, 10:06am
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That makes me think of this:
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Inferno
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Jan 11, 1:51am
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All of Middle Earth included
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Ethel Duath
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Jan 11, 4:51pm
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I just want to thank all of you for making me crack up, this thread has been absolutely amazing to read XD
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Xanaseb
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Jan 12, 2:07am
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That's right up there with the guy who sold buckets of mud on E-bay...
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weaver
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Jan 16, 10:03pm
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Get your genuine Middle-earth mud here -
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geordie
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Jan 16, 10:19pm
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That is such a joke-- it's awful :P
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elentari3018
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Jan 18, 4:50am
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