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Magpie
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Dec 21 2012, 5:51am
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you always make me think of songs!
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F-Word (A Chat With Your Mother) (Lou & Peter Berryman) There are pirates in their fetid galleons Daggers in their skivvies With infected tattooed fingers On a blunderbuss or two Signs of scurvy in their eyes And only mermaids on their minds It's from them I would expect to hear The F-word, not from you We sit down to have a chat It's F-word this and F-word that I can't control how you young people Talk to one another But I don't wanna hear you use That F-word with your mother And the lumberjacks from Kodiak Vacationing in Anchorage Enchanted with their pine tar soup And Caribou shampoo With seven weeks of back pay In their aromatic woolens It's from them I would expect to hear The F-word, not from you There's the militant survivalists With Gucci bandileros Taking tacky khaki walkie talkies To the rendezvous Trading all the latest armor Piercing ammo information It's from them I would expect to hear The F-word, not from you There are jocks who think that God himself Is drooling in the bleachers In a cold November downpour With a bellyful of brew Whose entire grasp of heaven Has a lot to do with football It's from them I would expect to hear The F-word, not from you There's unsavory musicians With their filthy pinko lyrics Who destroy the social fabric And enjoy it when they do With their groupies and addictions And poor broken-hearted parents It's from them I would expect to hear The F-word, not from you Copyright Lou and Peter Berryman http://www.amazon.com/...Mother/dp/B0012KR7N0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWsRTc807d8
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Friendly message to a new user?
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CuriousG
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Dec 20 2012, 6:25pm
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Done! //
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Altaira
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Dec 20 2012, 6:45pm
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Some of us old ladies
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Dec 21 2012, 4:56am
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you always make me think of songs!
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Magpie
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Dec 21 2012, 5:51am
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Hooray!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Dec 21 2012, 6:07am
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I think there was a verse about Morris Dancers floating around...
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Magpie
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Dec 21 2012, 6:20am
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Lady
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JWPlatt
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Dec 21 2012, 8:17pm
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I imagine age does have something to do with it. Along with other cultural factors.
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Kassandros
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Dec 30 2012, 9:46am
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Um, what exactly is wrong with "fiddlesticks"? //
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NottaSackville
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Dec 21 2012, 1:22pm
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Well,
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Ethel Duath
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Dec 21 2012, 6:03pm
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Hee!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Dec 21 2012, 8:41pm
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It's another bad F word. Like Frodo.//
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CuriousG
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Dec 21 2012, 6:53pm
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I've simply given up reporting all the incidents of verbal defecation on the Hobbit board.
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Dec 29 2012, 3:31am
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I've stopped as well...
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Magpie
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Dec 29 2012, 4:50am
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Specifically, it's
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Dec 29 2012, 5:20am
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Thanks for the tip.
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Ataahua
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Dec 29 2012, 8:12am
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Poo
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JWPlatt
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Dec 30 2012, 6:37pm
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not that I'm inside EofPW's head...
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Magpie
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Dec 30 2012, 10:17pm
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I Know
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JWPlatt
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Dec 30 2012, 10:57pm
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sorry...
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Magpie
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Dec 30 2012, 11:05pm
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Not At All
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JWPlatt
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Dec 30 2012, 11:21pm
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And I think that
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Dec 31 2012, 2:02am
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Understood
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JWPlatt
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Dec 31 2012, 5:41am
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Our rules haven't changed
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Altaira
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Dec 30 2012, 6:51pm
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hell...
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Magpie
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Dec 30 2012, 10:16pm
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Unless
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dernwyn
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Dec 30 2012, 11:48pm
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I often think I'm more of a bother than a help in some matters
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Magpie
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Dec 31 2012, 2:27am
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There's that word again...
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Ardamírë
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Dec 31 2012, 5:56pm
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Thanks! All better //
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Altaira
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Dec 31 2012, 6:12pm
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