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you always make me think of songs!

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Dec 21 2012, 5:51am


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F-Word (A Chat With Your Mother)
(Lou & Peter Berryman)

There are pirates in their fetid galleons
Daggers in their skivvies
With infected tattooed fingers
On a blunderbuss or two
Signs of scurvy in their eyes
And only mermaids on their minds
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

We sit down to have a chat
It's F-word this and F-word that
I can't control how you young people
Talk to one another
But I don't wanna hear you use
That F-word with your mother

And the lumberjacks from Kodiak
Vacationing in Anchorage
Enchanted with their pine tar soup
And Caribou shampoo
With seven weeks of back pay
In their aromatic woolens
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

There's the militant survivalists
With Gucci bandileros
Taking tacky khaki walkie talkies
To the rendezvous
Trading all the latest armor
Piercing ammo information
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

There are jocks who think that God himself
Is drooling in the bleachers
In a cold November downpour
With a bellyful of brew
Whose entire grasp of heaven
Has a lot to do with football
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

There's unsavory musicians
With their filthy pinko lyrics
Who destroy the social fabric
And enjoy it when they do
With their groupies and addictions
And poor broken-hearted parents
It's from them I would expect to hear
The F-word, not from you

Copyright Lou and Peter Berryman

http://www.amazon.com/...Mother/dp/B0012KR7N0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWsRTc807d8


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Friendly message to a new user? CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Dec 20 2012, 6:25pm
    Done! // Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Dec 20 2012, 6:45pm
    Some of us old ladies Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Dec 21 2012, 4:56am
        you always make me think of songs! Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 21 2012, 5:51am
            Hooray! Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Dec 21 2012, 6:07am
                I think there was a verse about Morris Dancers floating around... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 21 2012, 6:20am
        Lady JWPlatt Dec 21 2012, 8:17pm
            I imagine age does have something to do with it. Along with other cultural factors. Kassandros Send a private message to Kassandros Dec 30 2012, 9:46am
    Um, what exactly is wrong with "fiddlesticks"? // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Dec 21 2012, 1:22pm
        Well, Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Dec 21 2012, 6:03pm
            Hee! Aunt Dora Baggins Send a private message to Aunt Dora Baggins Dec 21 2012, 8:41pm
        It's another bad F word. Like Frodo.// CuriousG Send a private message to CuriousG Dec 21 2012, 6:53pm
    I've simply given up reporting all the incidents of verbal defecation on the Hobbit board. Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Dec 29 2012, 3:31am
        I've stopped as well... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 29 2012, 4:50am
            Specifically, it's Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Dec 29 2012, 5:20am
                Thanks for the tip. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Dec 29 2012, 8:12am
                Poo JWPlatt Dec 30 2012, 6:37pm
                    not that I'm inside EofPW's head... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 30 2012, 10:17pm
                        I Know JWPlatt Dec 30 2012, 10:57pm
                            sorry... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 30 2012, 11:05pm
                                Not At All JWPlatt Dec 30 2012, 11:21pm
                            And I think that Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Dec 31 2012, 2:02am
                                Understood JWPlatt Dec 31 2012, 5:41am
            Our rules haven't changed Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Dec 30 2012, 6:51pm
                hell... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 30 2012, 10:16pm
                    Unless dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Dec 30 2012, 11:48pm
                        I often think I'm more of a bother than a help in some matters Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Dec 31 2012, 2:27am
                There's that word again... Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Dec 31 2012, 5:56pm
                    Thanks! All better // Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Dec 31 2012, 6:12pm

 
 
 

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