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Why don't you just...

Noel Q. von Schneiffel

Nov 18 2012, 6:40pm

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Why don't you just... [In reply to] Can't Post

...wear a man's XXL? Whatever your shape be, it will fit under there. You can then use duct tape or belts to strap it to your shape, if it is too baggy. Alternatively, you could buy a man's one, cut the logo thingie out and sew it onto one of your woman's shirts. Or even better, take a pumpkin (they are on sale now that Halloween is over), cut out the logo thingie, put a light source into it and stand in front of it. The logo will be projected onto your body! All the men will envy you, because the printed logos on their shirts do not glow.

Or even more better, you could do it like me. Become a prophet, forsake all worldly goods and human pride and only wear a bedsheet with holes in it.

The Glorious Truth of J.R.R. Tolkien
Radiates from his Holy Writings


Subject User Time
PLEASE make shirts for women too!!! Elanor Gamgee Send a private message to Elanor Gamgee Nov 18 2012, 6:24pm
    Why don't you just... Noel Q. von Schneiffel Send a private message to Noel Q. von Schneiffel Nov 18 2012, 6:40pm
    The best way to convey this information to the people who need to hear it... Magpie Send a private message to Magpie Nov 18 2012, 7:29pm
        I tried some of those... Elanor Gamgee Send a private message to Elanor Gamgee Nov 19 2012, 5:48am
    I've just queried Weta on this. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Nov 18 2012, 11:49pm
        I just checked that one out alienorchid Send a private message to alienorchid Nov 19 2012, 10:25am
    I've had this issue for years! Jazmine Send a private message to Jazmine Nov 19 2012, 8:22pm
        To be fair to guys imin Send a private message to imin Nov 19 2012, 10:42pm
            It's true.// Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Nov 20 2012, 1:12am
    Lady-T Logos HeatherEntwood Send a private message to HeatherEntwood Nov 30 2012, 12:56am


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