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Any room for this legume?

Tweezers of Thu
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Sep 27 2012, 1:17am


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Any room for this legume? [In reply to] Can't Post
Based on certain metrics I have seen bandied about in this, The Hobbit/Movie! forum, I surely must find a seat in the gallery of goober peas, or, if you will, the multitude of monkey nuts. May I?

It's not that I do not relish finer fare like Rooibos tea-marinated duck breast with lavender-scented black rice or grilled poissin with wild mushroom ragú (these might just be culinary analogies to JRRT's novel), but a PBJ with a side of fresh Tauriel has the potential to be satisfying.

~ Tweezers of Thû, NARF, NARP, SJDVP*

*Slack-jawed Drooling Victim of Panderism


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So this new elf... Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 25 2012, 10:21pm
    For those wondering SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 25 2012, 10:30pm
        Interesting Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 25 2012, 10:33pm
            Why a Hunger Games vibe?// Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Sep 25 2012, 10:36pm
                I saw some packaging for the Hunger Games DVD at a store today Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 25 2012, 10:39pm
                    Ah ok Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Sep 25 2012, 10:45pm
                    We'll wait and see... Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 25 2012, 10:45pm
                        yup Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 25 2012, 10:55pm
            She appears to be wearing SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 25 2012, 10:37pm
        Thanks SirDennisC! Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 25 2012, 10:39pm
        Thanks Voronwë_the_Faithful Send a private message to Voronwë_the_Faithful Sep 25 2012, 11:00pm
            Contraband pics Aitieuriskon Send a private message to Aitieuriskon Sep 25 2012, 11:02pm
        Cool! Elennare Send a private message to Elennare Sep 25 2012, 11:41pm
            I think the quote you may be thinking of Lacrimae Rerum Send a private message to Lacrimae Rerum Sep 25 2012, 11:54pm
        Tauriel fits my mental image of an Avari elf HiddenSpring Send a private message to HiddenSpring Sep 26 2012, 2:19pm
    I, for one, am looking forward to Tauriel Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Sep 25 2012, 10:35pm
        The one thing I'm worried about Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 25 2012, 10:37pm
            Accents only bother me Ardamírë Send a private message to Ardamírë Sep 25 2012, 10:43pm
            As long as she can speak Elvish as beautifully as Liv did I'll be happy Spencissimus Send a private message to Spencissimus Sep 25 2012, 11:36pm
                I hope so too Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 26 2012, 1:33am
        I'm also looking forward to her. Estel78 Send a private message to Estel78 Sep 25 2012, 11:25pm
    I wonder what you mean by "traditional Tolkien style"? Escapist Send a private message to Escapist Sep 25 2012, 10:48pm
        I always thought of Mirkwood Elves as the sassy bunch There&ThereAgain Send a private message to There&ThereAgain Sep 25 2012, 10:56pm
            * snert * // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 25 2012, 10:58pm
            One problem with that analogy Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 26 2012, 1:21am
                -- Solicitr Send a private message to Solicitr Sep 26 2012, 1:29am
                    I was searching for the face-palm emoticon, Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 26 2012, 1:03pm
        Traditional Tolkien Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 25 2012, 10:57pm
            Makes sense to me SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 25 2012, 10:59pm
            but There&ThereAgain Send a private message to There&ThereAgain Sep 25 2012, 11:02pm
                That's an interesting point. Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 25 2012, 11:37pm
                    I always got the sense that Arwen was based heavily on Melian. Laitholiel_the_SeaElf Send a private message to Laitholiel_the_SeaElf Sep 29 2012, 4:39am
    She got very long hair Fàfnir Send a private message to Fàfnir Sep 25 2012, 10:50pm
        Well, at least that's not very modern! NT Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 26 2012, 1:19am
        Re: Olessan Send a private message to Olessan Sep 26 2012, 1:54am
        Crazy Legolas and Tauriel stunt DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 26 2012, 7:09am
            I am looking forward to her emre43 Send a private message to emre43 Sep 26 2012, 7:47am
    Pondering Aitieuriskon Send a private message to Aitieuriskon Sep 25 2012, 10:54pm
        I do get a sort of malign train-wreck pleasure Solicitr Send a private message to Solicitr Sep 26 2012, 12:53am
            Now what in the ring a ding dillo is wrong with PBJ fan fiction? Tweezers of Thu Send a private message to Tweezers of Thu Sep 26 2012, 1:19pm
                Now you've gone and done it Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Sep 26 2012, 3:31pm
                    Well, *Cheese Sandwich* is sooo two years ago. ;) // Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Sep 26 2012, 5:49pm
                    You can join us in the peanut gallery Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Sep 26 2012, 5:53pm
                        I only have to look Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 26 2012, 7:27pm
                        Any room for this legume? Tweezers of Thu Send a private message to Tweezers of Thu Sep 27 2012, 1:17am
                            Tweezers Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 27 2012, 9:16pm
            Why "fan fiction"? Beutlin Send a private message to Beutlin Sep 26 2012, 2:26pm
            Herecy. Blasphemy. macfalk Send a private message to macfalk Sep 26 2012, 2:38pm
            Well the awesome thing about that is Tim Send a private message to Tim Sep 26 2012, 9:28pm
            I think I'm going to sit here and... Tim Send a private message to Tim Sep 26 2012, 10:53pm
    she will get tons of love-letters Fichtenbrenner Send a private message to Fichtenbrenner Sep 26 2012, 9:22pm
        I just hope Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 26 2012, 9:43pm
            No elf-elf relationship DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 26 2012, 9:45pm
                It will be Gimli and Galadriel all over again Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 26 2012, 9:49pm
                    Exactly Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 26 2012, 9:54pm
                        you mean dwarves don't Sinister71 Send a private message to Sinister71 Sep 26 2012, 10:28pm
        Writing one right now SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 27 2012, 2:32am
            she probably Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 27 2012, 9:01pm
                I'm hoping that she Ring-Bearer Send a private message to Ring-Bearer Sep 28 2012, 3:45am
    Don't like her "expanded" role Sinister71 Send a private message to Sinister71 Sep 30 2012, 10:35pm
        Well, I do understand your concern... Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Sep 30 2012, 10:59pm
            Thats what I'm hoping too Sinister71 Send a private message to Sinister71 Sep 30 2012, 11:13pm

 
 
 

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