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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 24 2012, 4:37am
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"He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside)
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I don't normally do this but it's too tempting to pass up: 'Good gracious heavens no, no, no, NO!' Said Gandalf. 'Don't be a fool Mr Baggins if you can help it; and in the name of all wonder don't mention the word pants again as long as you are within a hundred miles of his house, nor slacks, trousers, coulots, gauchos, nor any other such unfortunate word! He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... '
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User
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**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines"
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2012, 4:35am
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"I beg your pardon, I haven't asked for anything!" "Yes, you have! Twice now. My Pants!" //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2012, 4:35am
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In a hole, in the pants, there lived a Hobbit...
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weaver
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Sep 22 2012, 4:43am
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"I am pleased to hear that you had other business in these pants besides my gold." //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 22 2012, 4:47am
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Not nasty, dirty, wet pants, filled with old fruit of the looms //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2012, 4:24pm
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...nor yet dry, bare, sandy pants with nothing to make it easty to sit down... //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2012, 4:28pm
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"No admittance except in party pants!" //
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zarabia
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Sep 22 2012, 6:34am
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Even those who had, or pretended to have party pants were seldom allowed inside
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 2:09am
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"I was having such a lovely dream," he grumbled, "all about wearing the most gorgeous pants." //
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Silverlode
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Sep 22 2012, 7:37am
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"Don't tell us about your pants. Dream-pants aren't any good, and we can't share them. ;) //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 2:14am
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"I should think so - in these pants! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!" /
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DanielLB
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Sep 22 2012, 8:49am
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"The king is come unto his hall, Under the Mountain dark and tall. The Worm of Dread is slain and dead, And ever so our pants shall fall!"
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PandoraSue
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Sep 22 2012, 11:02am
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These pants appeared to please Thorin, and he smiled again... //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 2:41am
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LOL! Grammaboodawg, you're on fire! (Or should I say on pants;) ) //
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zarabia
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Sep 24 2012, 2:44am
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I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:37am
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"I hope I never smell the smell of my pants again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of it.....
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Sep 22 2012, 1:24pm
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Bilbo suddenly discovered the weak point in his pants! //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 23 2012, 4:46pm
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"But I doubt very much whether anything you find in pants will be wholesome to eat or to drink." //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 22 2012, 2:44pm
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There is one pair there, I know, black and strong... //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 1:02am
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They soon found pants with room enough for a dwarf in each. //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 22 2012, 3:25pm
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“Pay heed to the tales of old pants. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.” /
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DanielLB
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Sep 22 2012, 4:36pm
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'We have drunk the pants of parting...and the laundry falls between us. //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 2:37am
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Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little pants; Dori, Ori and Nori brought out pants from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced pants from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with pants they had left among the
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Lissuin
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Sep 23 2012, 10:59am
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"So, carefully! Carefully with the pants!"//
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
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Sep 23 2012, 4:33pm
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The pants were cleaned and put away safe as quick as lightning //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 23 2012, 4:40pm
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"Begone now ere our pants fly." //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 23 2012, 5:30pm
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"I will not parley, as I have said, with armed men at my pants. //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 23 2012, 5:31pm
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Nor at all with the pants of the Elvenking, whom I remember with smaller sizes //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 23 2012, 6:08pm
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The rage of the pants was terrible to see... //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
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... and the commotion they made filled all the pants. //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
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Wolves are afraid of pants at all times //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 1:05am
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You really know your way around "The Hobbit" (er pants) gramma. //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 24 2012, 3:18am
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Elrond at the Council: "You will wear pants or you will fail."
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:34am
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Pippin: What about pants? Merry: I don't think he knows about pants.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:35am
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Aragorn without pants: "This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul." The hobbits look away nervously.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:45am
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Sam without pants: "We're going to see the elves!"
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:38am
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Aragorn to Frodo at the Council: "If with pants or without I can serve you, I will." Frodo shifts uncomfortably.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:36am
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walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: "Excuse me, I left my pants in the porch!" "Just bring mine in with you," said Thorin.//
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Lissuin
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Sep 23 2012, 6:36pm
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hey came back with trousers as big as themselves, and with Thorin's pants wrapped in a green bathrobe. //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 2:46am
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Gramma, how do you keep up with all this? So much fun! Thanks!//
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Lissuin
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Sep 24 2012, 4:10am
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He could not keep up with the panting elves all the time they were out!! //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 9:31am
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"To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling pants"//
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Escapist
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Sep 23 2012, 6:53pm
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("To think that I should have lived to be pantsed by Belladonna Took's son...") //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 23 2012, 9:43pm
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There they dwelt, and if they wished they could see the light of the Pants, and could tread the golden pants of Valmar
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DanielLB
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Sep 23 2012, 6:58pm
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ok this is fun.
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Elenorflower
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Sep 23 2012, 11:25pm
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*panting from laughter* Oh Well Done :D //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 12:55am
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Stopppppp! Tummy hurts! Ahhhhhhhhh! She looks so harmless!//
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Lissuin
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Sep 24 2012, 3:57am
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The quest stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and your pants shall fall, to the ruin and utter discomfort of us all.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 1:15am
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Yet hope remains while all the Company keeps their pants on! //
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grammaboodawg
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Sep 24 2012, 1:52am
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Elrond without pants: You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring! (The group shifts uncomfortably)
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 1:21am
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Aragorn without pants: Are you frightened? Frodo (looking down): Yes. Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough!
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:32am
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All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:33am
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Legolas in Lorien: "For me, the pants are still too tight."
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:41am
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Boromir: "Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other sizes, Frodo. Other pants you could wear."
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:43am
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Galadriel: "Will you look in the pants Frodo?" Frodo: "What will I see?" Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell."
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:46am
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Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement.
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:47am
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Gimli: My cousin Balin will give us a pantless welcome!
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Shelob'sAppetite
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Sep 24 2012, 3:49am
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"I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 24 2012, 4:25am
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"He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside)
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SirDennisC
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Sep 24 2012, 4:37am
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You're only as far as Amon Hen, SA!
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Lissuin
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Sep 24 2012, 4:30am
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Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall//
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zarabia
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Sep 24 2012, 1:20pm
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"I will pants you at midnight, and you can pants the next watchman." //
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SirDennisC
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Sep 24 2012, 5:49pm
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“You have nice pants for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.” //
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batik
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Sep 24 2012, 6:46pm
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“There are no safe pants in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Hem now, and in for all sorts of loose threads wherever you go.”//
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batik
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Sep 24 2012, 6:50pm
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I felt in need of a good laugh and remembered this crazy thread.
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Lissuin
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Nov 12 2012, 7:16am
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