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Yet hope remains while all the Company keeps their pants on! //

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I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines" grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 22 2012, 4:35am
    "I beg your pardon, I haven't asked for anything!" "Yes, you have! Twice now. My Pants!" // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 22 2012, 4:35am
    In a hole, in the pants, there lived a Hobbit... weaver Send a private message to weaver Sep 22 2012, 4:43am
        "I am pleased to hear that you had other business in these pants besides my gold." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 22 2012, 4:47am
        Not nasty, dirty, wet pants, filled with old fruit of the looms // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 22 2012, 4:24pm
            ...nor yet dry, bare, sandy pants with nothing to make it easty to sit down... // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 22 2012, 4:28pm
    "No admittance except in party pants!" // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Sep 22 2012, 6:34am
        Even those who had, or pretended to have party pants were seldom allowed inside grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 2:09am
    "I was having such a lovely dream," he grumbled, "all about wearing the most gorgeous pants." // Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Sep 22 2012, 7:37am
        "Don't tell us about your pants. Dream-pants aren't any good, and we can't share them. ;) // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 2:14am
    "I should think so - in these pants! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!" / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 22 2012, 8:49am
        "The king is come unto his hall, Under the Mountain dark and tall. The Worm of Dread is slain and dead, And ever so our pants shall fall!" PandoraSue Send a private message to PandoraSue Sep 22 2012, 11:02am
            These pants appeared to please Thorin, and he smiled again... // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 2:41am
                LOL! Grammaboodawg, you're on fire! (Or should I say on pants;) ) // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Sep 24 2012, 2:44am
                    I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:37am
    "I hope I never smell the smell of my pants again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of it..... Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 22 2012, 1:24pm
        Bilbo suddenly discovered the weak point in his pants! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 23 2012, 4:46pm
    "But I doubt very much whether anything you find in pants will be wholesome to eat or to drink." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 22 2012, 2:44pm
        There is one pair there, I know, black and strong... // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 1:02am
    They soon found pants with room enough for a dwarf in each. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 22 2012, 3:25pm
    “Pay heed to the tales of old pants. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.” / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 22 2012, 4:36pm
        'We have drunk the pants of parting...and the laundry falls between us. // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 2:37am
    Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little pants; Dori, Ori and Nori brought out pants from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced pants from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with pants they had left among the Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Sep 23 2012, 10:59am
        "So, carefully! Carefully with the pants!"// FaramirAndEowynMorningStar Send a private message to FaramirAndEowynMorningStar Sep 23 2012, 4:33pm
            The pants were cleaned and put away safe as quick as lightning // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 23 2012, 4:40pm
                "Begone now ere our pants fly." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 23 2012, 5:30pm
                    "I will not parley, as I have said, with armed men at my pants. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 23 2012, 5:31pm
                        Nor at all with the pants of the Elvenking, whom I remember with smaller sizes // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 23 2012, 6:08pm
                            The rage of the pants was terrible to see... // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
                                ... and the commotion they made filled all the pants. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
                                    Wolves are afraid of pants at all times // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 1:05am
                                        You really know your way around "The Hobbit" (er pants) gramma. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 24 2012, 3:18am
                                            Elrond at the Council: "You will wear pants or you will fail." Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:34am
                                                Pippin: What about pants? Merry: I don't think he knows about pants. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:35am
                                                    Aragorn without pants: "This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul." The hobbits look away nervously. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:45am
                                            Sam without pants: "We're going to see the elves!" Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:38am
                                        Aragorn to Frodo at the Council: "If with pants or without I can serve you, I will." Frodo shifts uncomfortably. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:36am
        walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: "Excuse me, I left my pants in the porch!" "Just bring mine in with you," said Thorin.// Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Sep 23 2012, 6:36pm
            hey came back with trousers as big as themselves, and with Thorin's pants wrapped in a green bathrobe. // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 2:46am
                Gramma, how do you keep up with all this? So much fun! Thanks!// Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Sep 24 2012, 4:10am
                    He could not keep up with the panting elves all the time they were out!! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 9:31am
    "To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling pants"// Escapist Send a private message to Escapist Sep 23 2012, 6:53pm
        ("To think that I should have lived to be pantsed by Belladonna Took's son...") // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 23 2012, 9:43pm
    There they dwelt, and if they wished they could see the light of the Pants, and could tread the golden pants of Valmar DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 23 2012, 6:58pm
    ok this is fun. Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 23 2012, 11:25pm
        *panting from laughter* Oh Well Done :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 12:55am
        Stopppppp! Tummy hurts! Ahhhhhhhhh! She looks so harmless!// Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Sep 24 2012, 3:57am
    The quest stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and your pants shall fall, to the ruin and utter discomfort of us all. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 1:15am
        Yet hope remains while all the Company keeps their pants on! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Sep 24 2012, 1:52am
    Elrond without pants: You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring! (The group shifts uncomfortably) Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 1:21am
    Aragorn without pants: Are you frightened? Frodo (looking down): Yes. Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough! Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:32am
    All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:33am
    Legolas in Lorien: "For me, the pants are still too tight." Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:41am
    Boromir: "Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other sizes, Frodo. Other pants you could wear." Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:43am
    Galadriel: "Will you look in the pants Frodo?" Frodo: "What will I see?" Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell." Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:46am
    Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement. Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:47am
    Gimli: My cousin Balin will give us a pantless welcome! Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 24 2012, 3:49am
        "I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 24 2012, 4:25am
            "He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside) SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 24 2012, 4:37am
        You're only as far as Amon Hen, SA! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Sep 24 2012, 4:30am
    Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall// zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Sep 24 2012, 1:20pm
        "I will pants you at midnight, and you can pants the next watchman." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Sep 24 2012, 5:49pm
    “You have nice pants for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.” // batik Send a private message to batik Sep 24 2012, 6:46pm
    “There are no safe pants in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Hem now, and in for all sorts of loose threads wherever you go.”// batik Send a private message to batik Sep 24 2012, 6:50pm
    I felt in need of a good laugh and remembered this crazy thread. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 12 2012, 7:16am

 
 
 

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