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Silverlode
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Sep 22 2012, 11:06pm
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In the Elder Days when Middle-earth was only books and rumors of moving pictures had not yet been heard by any save a few brave adventurers to the land of the Net, strange and wonderful beings inhabited the boards of TORN. One of these was Bullroarer the EVIL Overlord, he of the spiky boots and Julie Andrews obsession. He was ably assisted in administering his reign of humor terror by several underlings only slightly less mythic than himself. One of the greatest of these was Aelric, Steward of TORN, keeper of the Good Morning threads, he of the Highest Post Count and chief flinger of the Pies of EVIL. Any post incurring the groans of the EO would be dealt with by a swift pie thrown with deadly accuracy. Each pie was unique and horrible. Legend whispers of such ingredients as moldy avocado, bird beaks and dirty engine oil, all combined with ingenuity and imagination to create the maximum "EWWW!" reponse from its victim. And so was order maintained for many a day in the Land of TORN.
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(This post was edited by Silverlode on Sep 22 2012, 11:07pm)
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I'm just leaving this here
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Ufthak
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Sep 22 2012, 3:49pm
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Wondering when the dancing would start...
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weaver
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Sep 22 2012, 4:01pm
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I would echo weaver's
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Oiotįri
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Sep 22 2012, 6:01pm
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Now how could that have 616 dislikes!
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Magpie
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Sep 22 2012, 7:01pm
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Where's a bazooka and an Aelric pie when you need one?
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Ataahua
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Sep 22 2012, 9:35pm
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what's an Aelric pie?
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Magpie
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Sep 22 2012, 9:41pm
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This is what's wrong with TORn these days
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Ufthak
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Sep 22 2012, 10:13pm
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haha...
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Magpie
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Sep 22 2012, 10:17pm
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A story of the First Age.
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Silverlode
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Sep 22 2012, 11:06pm
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I love a good TORn history lesson
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Oiotįri
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Sep 22 2012, 11:10pm
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Love it! You should get out and write more . . .
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Ethel Duath
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Sep 23 2012, 12:26am
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Magpies are always pied
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Magpie
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Sep 23 2012, 12:33am
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Well, you don't have to make it so black and white. :)
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Ethel Duath
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Sep 23 2012, 1:04am
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You could rival Gandalf with your story-telling art, Silverlode! /
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Ataahua
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Sep 23 2012, 1:19am
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ah, the Evil Overlord
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Annael
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Sep 23 2012, 1:25am
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Yes indeed.
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Silverlode
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Sep 23 2012, 4:55am
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*readies patented Middle-Earth-River-Bombarding Bazooka*
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Ufthak
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Sep 23 2012, 6:36pm
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What sort of ammunition
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Silverlode
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Sep 23 2012, 11:03pm
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well, you know
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Ufthak
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Sep 23 2012, 11:10pm
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Dessicant gun!
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Silverlode
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Sep 25 2012, 2:01am
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Would that be like a pied-ą-terror? ;) //
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Loresilme
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Sep 24 2012, 7:47pm
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Well, FYI
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Ufthak
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Sep 22 2012, 11:08pm
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I love it!!
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wendy woo
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Sep 22 2012, 9:49pm
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Is it bad
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Escapist
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Sep 23 2012, 1:15am
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Only you, Ufthie... only you....
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diedye
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Sep 26 2012, 2:53am
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