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Mr Tolkien


Sep 20 2012, 12:11pm

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Mr Tolkien [In reply to] Can't Post

sat in the dark, his poor old eyes could not take in the assault of colour, fast movement and roaring noise. He recognized few of the people he had penned more than half a century before. He didnt understand what they were saying, obviously this was the modern parlance that he had so much difficulty understanding. he didnt recognize his story and it made him very sad and weary. Everything on the screen seemed so crude and the gentle humour he loved so much was hammered into place to be laughed at whether he felt like it or no. Poor Gollum was made to look like he had an invisible friend, Thorin was some generic handsome hero and the dwarves, oh, the dwarves were creatures from a Land he knew not where. Why were his little people turned into circus freaks? He got up out of the seat and walked out into the street and breathed a great sigh of sorrow and not for the first time wished himself back in his comfortable home.

(This post was edited by Elenorflower on Sep 20 2012, 12:12pm)

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My Own Personal Onion Article: Elutherian Send a private message to Elutherian Sep 20 2012, 4:31am
    Nice piece of satire Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Sep 20 2012, 4:49am
    great post. love it totoro Send a private message to totoro Sep 20 2012, 5:58am
    Love it! DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 20 2012, 6:38am
    :D Valandil ed Imladris Send a private message to Valandil ed Imladris Sep 20 2012, 8:24am
    To be fair to Tolkien stoutfiles Send a private message to stoutfiles Sep 20 2012, 11:54am
        And it will be terrible and win zero awards. lol // Elutherian Send a private message to Elutherian Sep 20 2012, 1:21pm
    Mr Tolkien Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Sep 20 2012, 12:11pm
        Oh brother... Elutherian Send a private message to Elutherian Sep 20 2012, 1:23pm
    Ah, if only complaints about the trailer were in reality such petty bickerings Captain Salt Send a private message to Captain Salt Sep 20 2012, 3:28pm
        That's the thing Shelob'sAppetite Send a private message to Shelob'sAppetite Sep 20 2012, 3:35pm
    Bwahahaha! entmaiden Send a private message to entmaiden Sep 20 2012, 3:31pm
    And on Talk Like a Pirate Day... RosieLass Send a private message to RosieLass Sep 20 2012, 4:04pm
    Great post! Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Sep 20 2012, 4:56pm
    Hahaha! :D I think I'll change my screen name now. Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Sep 21 2012, 1:45am


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