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squire
Half-elven
Dec 1 2011, 8:10pm
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Cheesy music-hall scenes from the Tom Bombadil chapters
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Strange furtive noises ran among the bushes and reeds on either side of them; and if they looked up to the pale sky, they caught sight of queer gnarled and knobbly faces that gloomed dark against the twilight, and leered down at them from the high bank and the edges of the wood. They began to feel that all this country was unreal, and that they were stumbling through an ominous dream that led to no awakening. Its walls were of clean stone, but they were mostly covered with green hanging mats and yellow curtains. The floor was flagged, and strewn with fresh green rushes. There were four deep mattresses, each piled with white blankets, laid on the floor along one side. Against the opposite wall was a long bench laden with wide earthenware basins, and beside it stood brown ewers filled with water, some cold, some steaming hot. There were soft green slippers set ready beside each bed. Moving constantly in and out of his talk was Old Man Willow, and Frodo learned now enough to content him, indeed more than enough, for it was not comfortable lore. Tom’s words laid bare the hearts of trees and their thoughts, which were often dark and strange, and filled with a hatred of things that go free upon the earth, gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning: destroyers and usurpers. The hobbits sat still before him, enchanted; and it seemed as if, under the spell of his words, the wind had gone, and the clouds had dried up, and the day had been withdrawn, and darkness had come from East and West, and all the sky was filled with the light of white stars. 'Tell me, who are you, alone, yourself and nameless? But you are young and I am old. Eldest, that’s what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.’ After they had eaten, Goldberry sang many songs for them, songs that began merrily in the hills and fell softly down into silence; and in the silences they saw in their minds pools and waters wider than any they had known, and looking into them they saw the sky below them and the stars like jewels in the depths. Then once more she wished them each good night and left them by the fireside. ...at that moment a clear call came rippling down. There on the hill-brow she stood beckoning to them: her hair was flying loose, and as it caught the sun it shone and shimmered. A light like the glint of water on dewy grass flashed from under her feet as she danced. Even as they looked out in dismay towards the setting sun, it sank before their eyes into a white sea, and a cold grey shadow sprang up in the East behind. The fog rolled up to the walls and rose above them, and as it mounted it bent over their heads until it became a roof: they were shut in a hall of mist whose central pillar was the standing stone. Out of the formless stream of sad but horrible sounds, strings of words would now and again shape themselves: grim, hard, cold words, heartless and miserable. The night was railing against the morning of which it was bereaved, and the cold was cursing the warmth for which it hungered. Frodo was chilled to the marrow.
The hardest part about making a movie of a Tolkien book is that the writing and camerawork ought to be truly magical. I sometimes think the New Line films left the Tom Bombadil sections out not because they were too corny (they're not), nor because they would take up too much time (a judgment call), nor because they don't move the story along (first define the story of LotR), but because those sections came out of Tolkien's literary soul and were just too hard to write and film. There is similar writing, from the same soul, in many parts of The Hobbit. I wonder if these upcoming films will try to capture those parts of the book?
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Time
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Chip the Glasses in after all?
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Wandering Ranger
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Nov 29 2011, 7:39am
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My reaction was the opposite...
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Macfeast
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Nov 29 2011, 7:51am
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Indeed, it would be hypocritical of them
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QuackingTroll
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Nov 29 2011, 1:32pm
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How about
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 29 2011, 2:22pm
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Gandalf, the alcoholic
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 2:28pm
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Gandalf doesn't stop the chaos
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 29 2011, 2:36pm
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Well
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Captain Salt
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Nov 29 2011, 9:54pm
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Maia
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Thorgal
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Nov 29 2011, 3:55pm
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They look really drunk in the vlog
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Carne
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Nov 29 2011, 2:29pm
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They shouldn't be rampaging, but
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 2:37pm
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but i agree
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 2:42pm
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next thought^^
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 2:56pm
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CGI
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irodino
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Nov 29 2011, 3:58pm
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I hope so.
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squire
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Nov 29 2011, 11:45am
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same here
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ByThorinsBeard
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Dec 3 2011, 5:58pm
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probably some type
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Sinister71
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Dec 3 2011, 9:10pm
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who knows
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ByThorinsBeard
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Dec 4 2011, 12:14am
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I hope not.
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Estel78
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Nov 29 2011, 1:19pm
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Staged
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JWPlatt
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Nov 29 2011, 4:15pm
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So?
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 5:38pm
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As likely as not that's just them fooling around
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Voronwë_the_Faithful
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Nov 29 2011, 6:54pm
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Right
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JWPlatt
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Nov 29 2011, 7:23pm
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I douby they are just throwing around props
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 29 2011, 8:25pm
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All indications are that these guys are big jokers
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Voronwë_the_Faithful
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Nov 29 2011, 8:39pm
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Moreover
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Voronwë_the_Faithful
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Nov 29 2011, 8:51pm
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The camera is rolling, the music is playing
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Carne
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Nov 29 2011, 9:06pm
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They are filming.
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EyeRock
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Nov 29 2011, 9:55pm
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I doubt they would
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 29 2011, 9:17pm
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agreed
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triptrap
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Nov 29 2011, 9:38pm
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We saw dirty dishes stacked in Bilbo's kitchen in an earlier vlog
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Muireadhaigh
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Nov 30 2011, 3:05am
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Oh I definitely agree
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Voronwë_the_Faithful
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Nov 30 2011, 6:15am
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Tolkien and Disney
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triptrap
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Nov 30 2011, 6:23am
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It's very simple...
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Estel78
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Nov 30 2011, 4:01pm
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It could be, but it's not
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Muireadhaigh
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Nov 30 2011, 7:37pm
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Eowyn's song
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 9:20pm
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Exactly
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Marillë by the Sea
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Nov 30 2011, 9:32pm
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I disagree
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Muireadhaigh
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Dec 1 2011, 1:06am
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Got it
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Gandalf'sMother
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Dec 1 2011, 1:22am
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Just a point.
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RosieLass
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Dec 1 2011, 4:21pm
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Right you are
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Muireadhaigh
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Dec 1 2011, 5:06pm
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My theory is that it will be just like the book
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Junesong
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Nov 29 2011, 6:06pm
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This actually sounds very plausible.
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Carne
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Nov 29 2011, 6:32pm
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Sounds good
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IDLookout
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Nov 29 2011, 7:04pm
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I agree also
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Bladerunner
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Nov 29 2011, 10:51pm
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That would be great
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 2:17am
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It occurs to me
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Nov 29 2011, 10:55pm
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GOD I HOPE NOT
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Sinister71
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Nov 30 2011, 12:21am
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On second thought, let's not go to Hobbiton
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Arwen's daughter
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Nov 30 2011, 2:23am
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Seriously
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duats
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Nov 30 2011, 3:10am
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You are so right
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Muireadhaigh
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Nov 30 2011, 3:18am
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The Sound of Music
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Finrod
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Nov 30 2011, 2:38am
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Considering these little gems PJ gave us in the "dark" trilogy
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duats
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Nov 30 2011, 3:32am
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Ends
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JWPlatt
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Nov 30 2011, 5:09am
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... He farts too
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duats
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Nov 30 2011, 5:51am
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Hmmm
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JWPlatt
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Nov 30 2011, 6:28am
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Yes, you need surround sound to hear it
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Muireadhaigh
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Nov 30 2011, 2:24pm
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Of course not.
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Estel78
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Nov 30 2011, 2:49pm
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If we were in a tavern
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Muireadhaigh
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Nov 30 2011, 7:20pm
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no songs, just like LOTR..
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grinman
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Dec 1 2011, 3:28pm
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LOTR didn't have enough songs, IMO.
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RosieLass
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Dec 1 2011, 4:22pm
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Don't forget "Rock and Pool, nice and cool..." ;-)
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EyeRock
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Dec 1 2011, 7:53pm
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The only reason you might not get them singing the song
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Milknut
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Nov 30 2011, 6:20am
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Memory
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 6:30am
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I agree
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dormouse
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Nov 30 2011, 11:29am
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The reason the songs in The Hobbit don't work
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QuackingTroll
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Nov 30 2011, 12:06pm
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How often have you heard
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dormouse
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Nov 30 2011, 12:32pm
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A good example of this is from "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
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taekotemple
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Dec 1 2011, 4:03am
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Have you seen these dwarfs?
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Beutlin
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Nov 30 2011, 12:40pm
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1. Chip the Glasses
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 3:34pm
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Yeah but...
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Ececheira
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Dec 1 2011, 7:07am
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and?
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Wandering Ranger
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Dec 1 2011, 7:15am
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i still don't
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triptrap
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Dec 1 2011, 9:57am
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At The Theater
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JWPlatt
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Nov 30 2011, 3:51pm
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I think it is likely audiences said to themselves
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 4:17pm
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Weird
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JWPlatt
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Nov 30 2011, 7:58pm
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songs are songs...
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triptrap
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Nov 30 2011, 9:20pm
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Its not that I didn't like the songs and poems
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Sinister71
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Dec 1 2011, 2:32am
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They don't sing "all the time"
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Gandalf'sMother
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Dec 1 2011, 5:15am
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I think it would be brilliant to have some dwarven singing here....
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Snaga
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Nov 30 2011, 4:51pm
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'not like every character breaking into song and dance'
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Nightingale
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Nov 30 2011, 6:31pm
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Thank you!
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Marillë by the Sea
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Nov 30 2011, 9:21pm
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If the vlog is any indication
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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 30 2011, 9:26pm
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I have to chuckle a little bit about this thread.
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RosieLass
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Dec 1 2011, 4:25pm
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Cheesy music-hall scenes from the Tom Bombadil chapters
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squire
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Dec 1 2011, 8:10pm
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