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Indigestion from a fire in its belly, no one could stand the resulting gas //

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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Nov 27 2010, 7:24pm
    It was the maid's millenium off so the forest was a mess. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Nov 27 2010, 9:46pm
    Visitors get so comfy, the never wanna leave! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Nov 27 2010, 10:24pm
    They needed a lot of time to curl/straighten their hair.// Gimli'sBox Send a private message to Gimli'sBox Nov 27 2010, 10:47pm
    They didn't want anyone to know they had bad moods too!// Wraith Buster Send a private message to Wraith Buster Nov 27 2010, 10:54pm
    The flet contractor left tire tracks all over Cerin Amroth// Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Nov 27 2010, 11:09pm
        The last time they had a visitor thier wedding got crashed// TheNazgul Send a private message to TheNazgul Nov 28 2010, 2:10am
            Oh that's GREAT!!!!!!!// Gimli'sBox Send a private message to Gimli'sBox Nov 28 2010, 4:09am
            O, hai! Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Nov 28 2010, 4:15am
            "I will kill you if you touch them!!!" Wraith Buster Send a private message to Wraith Buster Nov 28 2010, 11:44pm
    Let's just say they needed a lot of alone time. TolkienOtaku Send a private message to TolkienOtaku Nov 28 2010, 6:25pm
    The lights: SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Nov 28 2010, 11:06pm
    Wikileaks journalists might uncover what really happened to Amroth. // sador Send a private message to sador Nov 29 2010, 7:18am
    They have Jimmy Hoffa. Disa Send a private message to Disa Nov 29 2010, 7:49am
    They don't want the stalker fan paparazzi sneaking in and getting all the dirt on Galadriel's new match-maker reality show for Bravo... Her star alums being Aragorn and Arwen .Ithilwen. Send a private message to .Ithilwen. Nov 29 2010, 3:43pm
    Lack of sewage....I am sure elves had little to no bio waste and they Eruonen Send a private message to Eruonen Nov 29 2010, 5:29pm
        The Elves Fear Aragorn TheGoblinKing Send a private message to TheGoblinKing Nov 29 2010, 7:53pm
    Life insurance salesmen literally flocked to Lothlorien. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Nov 30 2010, 1:48am
        They were avoiding at all costs jacf182 Send a private message to jacf182 Nov 30 2010, 8:56pm
            Their processing heavy water and plutonium ABody Send a private message to ABody Dec 1 2010, 2:08am
    10,000 years' worth of old newspapers and takeout containers are piled up everywhere! // Idril Celebrindal Send a private message to Idril Celebrindal Dec 1 2010, 4:48pm
    Celeborn never got around to fixing that little problem with the plumbing .... // Idril Celebrindal Send a private message to Idril Celebrindal Dec 1 2010, 4:49pm
    They weren't allowed to admit tourists ever since that lawsuit caused by their lack of railings. // Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Dec 1 2010, 7:00pm
    It was Because StarElf Send a private message to StarElf Dec 5 2010, 8:02pm
    It was a big hassle gluing the ears on. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Dec 6 2010, 12:23am
    MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm
        Because saying "I love you" with lava proved spectacularly unsuccessful. / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Dec 11 2010, 7:04pm
            This is so very funny - Why the Lonely Mountain was so Lonely ! ltnjmy Send a private message to ltnjmy Dec 17 2010, 10:38pm
        It had an opaque, cold and hard heart, which brought out the worst in everyone. // sador Send a private message to sador Dec 12 2010, 2:50am
        clearly the nearness of grey smog and mirk did not facilitate the forging of friendships// batik Send a private message to batik Dec 12 2010, 2:55am
        No one would talk to the poor mountain Oiotįri Send a private message to Oiotįri Dec 12 2010, 3:14am
        It had dragon breath. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Dec 12 2010, 3:34am
        It used to be Twin Peaks. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Dec 12 2010, 7:26am
        Once the little boulders rolled down the hill they never wrote home. / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Dec 12 2010, 7:28am
        All of the other mountains used to laugh and call it names... Kyriel Send a private message to Kyriel Dec 12 2010, 12:29pm
        Indigestion from a fire in its belly, no one could stand the resulting gas // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Dec 12 2010, 2:03pm
        Brokeback Mountain hadn't written in years. SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Dec 12 2010, 10:06pm
            Aaah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Alassėa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassėa Eruvande Dec 13 2010, 3:04pm
    Because Galadriel wanted to eat candy instead. // macfalk Send a private message to macfalk Dec 16 2010, 4:39pm

 
 
 

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