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jacf182
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Nov 30 2010, 8:56pm
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They were avoiding at all costs
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Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's agents to consider Lothlorien as a possible location for concerts.
Wielder of the Flame of Anor
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Nov 27 2010, 7:24pm
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It was the maid's millenium off so the forest was a mess. /
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Darkstone
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Nov 27 2010, 9:46pm
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Visitors get so comfy, the never wanna leave! //
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grammaboodawg
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Nov 27 2010, 10:24pm
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They needed a lot of time to curl/straighten their hair.//
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Gimli'sBox
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Nov 27 2010, 10:47pm
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They didn't want anyone to know they had bad moods too!//
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Wraith Buster
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Nov 27 2010, 10:54pm
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The flet contractor left tire tracks all over Cerin Amroth//
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Ethel Duath
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Nov 27 2010, 11:09pm
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The last time they had a visitor thier wedding got crashed//
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TheNazgul
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Nov 28 2010, 2:10am
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Oh that's GREAT!!!!!!!//
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Gimli'sBox
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Nov 28 2010, 4:09am
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O, hai!
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Nov 28 2010, 4:15am
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"I will kill you if you touch them!!!"
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Wraith Buster
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Nov 28 2010, 11:44pm
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Let's just say they needed a lot of alone time.
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TolkienOtaku
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Nov 28 2010, 6:25pm
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The lights:
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SirDennisC
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Nov 28 2010, 11:06pm
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Wikileaks journalists might uncover what really happened to Amroth. //
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sador
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Nov 29 2010, 7:18am
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They have Jimmy Hoffa.
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Disa
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Nov 29 2010, 7:49am
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They don't want the stalker fan paparazzi sneaking in and getting all the dirt on Galadriel's new match-maker reality show for Bravo... Her star alums being Aragorn and Arwen
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.Ithilwen.
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Nov 29 2010, 3:43pm
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Lack of sewage....I am sure elves had little to no bio waste and they
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Eruonen
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Nov 29 2010, 5:29pm
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The Elves Fear Aragorn
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TheGoblinKing
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Nov 29 2010, 7:53pm
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Life insurance salesmen literally flocked to Lothlorien. /
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Darkstone
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Nov 30 2010, 1:48am
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They were avoiding at all costs
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jacf182
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Nov 30 2010, 8:56pm
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Their processing heavy water and plutonium
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ABody
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Dec 1 2010, 2:08am
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10,000 years' worth of old newspapers and takeout containers are piled up everywhere! //
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Idril Celebrindal
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Dec 1 2010, 4:48pm
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Celeborn never got around to fixing that little problem with the plumbing .... //
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Idril Celebrindal
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Dec 1 2010, 4:49pm
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They weren't allowed to admit tourists ever since that lawsuit caused by their lack of railings. //
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Arwen's daughter
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Dec 1 2010, 7:00pm
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It was Because
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StarElf
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Dec 5 2010, 8:02pm
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It was a big hassle gluing the ears on. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 6 2010, 12:23am
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MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm
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Because saying "I love you" with lava proved spectacularly unsuccessful. /
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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 7:04pm
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This is so very funny - Why the Lonely Mountain was so Lonely !
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ltnjmy
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Dec 17 2010, 10:38pm
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It had an opaque, cold and hard heart, which brought out the worst in everyone. //
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sador
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Dec 12 2010, 2:50am
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clearly the nearness of grey smog and mirk did not facilitate the forging of friendships//
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batik
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Dec 12 2010, 2:55am
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No one would talk to the poor mountain
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Oiotįri
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Dec 12 2010, 3:14am
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It had dragon breath. //
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SirDennisC
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Dec 12 2010, 3:34am
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It used to be Twin Peaks. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:26am
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Once the little boulders rolled down the hill they never wrote home. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:28am
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All of the other mountains used to laugh and call it names...
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Kyriel
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Dec 12 2010, 12:29pm
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Indigestion from a fire in its belly, no one could stand the resulting gas //
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grammaboodawg
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Dec 12 2010, 2:03pm
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Brokeback Mountain hadn't written in years.
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SirDennisC
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Dec 12 2010, 10:06pm
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Aaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Alassėa Eruvande
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Dec 13 2010, 3:04pm
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Because Galadriel wanted to eat candy instead. //
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macfalk
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Dec 16 2010, 4:39pm
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