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Disa
The Shire
Nov 29 2010, 7:49am
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And they're holding him indefinitely. The LoTR group were in a hurry, so there was no threat of discovery there. Galadriel is also known as Goldie the Gun, the Leader of the Elvish Mob. Her main cohort and consort Lord Celeborn, aka The Leaf Hacker, are shacked up in the woods, surrounded by their most loyal gang members in a last ditch effort to prevent the Middle Earth Brotherhood of Teamsters lead by Saruon himself, from takin' over the joint. They're armed with the latest magical wards and booby traps ("That's what I said! Setting booty traps!") in the remotest part of Lothlórien.
Dwarrows forever!
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Nov 27 2010, 7:24pm
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It was the maid's millenium off so the forest was a mess. /
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Darkstone
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Nov 27 2010, 9:46pm
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Visitors get so comfy, the never wanna leave! //
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grammaboodawg
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Nov 27 2010, 10:24pm
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They needed a lot of time to curl/straighten their hair.//
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Gimli'sBox
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Nov 27 2010, 10:47pm
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They didn't want anyone to know they had bad moods too!//
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Wraith Buster
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Nov 27 2010, 10:54pm
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The flet contractor left tire tracks all over Cerin Amroth//
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Ethel Duath
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Nov 27 2010, 11:09pm
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The last time they had a visitor thier wedding got crashed//
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TheNazgul
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Nov 28 2010, 2:10am
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Oh that's GREAT!!!!!!!//
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Gimli'sBox
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Nov 28 2010, 4:09am
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O, hai!
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Nov 28 2010, 4:15am
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"I will kill you if you touch them!!!"
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Wraith Buster
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Nov 28 2010, 11:44pm
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Let's just say they needed a lot of alone time.
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TolkienOtaku
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Nov 28 2010, 6:25pm
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The lights:
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SirDennisC
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Nov 28 2010, 11:06pm
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Wikileaks journalists might uncover what really happened to Amroth. //
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sador
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Nov 29 2010, 7:18am
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They have Jimmy Hoffa.
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Disa
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Nov 29 2010, 7:49am
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They don't want the stalker fan paparazzi sneaking in and getting all the dirt on Galadriel's new match-maker reality show for Bravo... Her star alums being Aragorn and Arwen
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.Ithilwen.
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Nov 29 2010, 3:43pm
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Lack of sewage....I am sure elves had little to no bio waste and they
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Eruonen
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Nov 29 2010, 5:29pm
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The Elves Fear Aragorn
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TheGoblinKing
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Nov 29 2010, 7:53pm
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Life insurance salesmen literally flocked to Lothlorien. /
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Darkstone
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Nov 30 2010, 1:48am
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They were avoiding at all costs
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jacf182
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Nov 30 2010, 8:56pm
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Their processing heavy water and plutonium
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ABody
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Dec 1 2010, 2:08am
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10,000 years' worth of old newspapers and takeout containers are piled up everywhere! //
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Idril Celebrindal
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Dec 1 2010, 4:48pm
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Celeborn never got around to fixing that little problem with the plumbing .... //
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Idril Celebrindal
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Dec 1 2010, 4:49pm
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They weren't allowed to admit tourists ever since that lawsuit caused by their lack of railings. //
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Arwen's daughter
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Dec 1 2010, 7:00pm
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It was Because
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StarElf
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Dec 5 2010, 8:02pm
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It was a big hassle gluing the ears on. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 6 2010, 12:23am
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MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm
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Because saying "I love you" with lava proved spectacularly unsuccessful. /
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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 7:04pm
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This is so very funny - Why the Lonely Mountain was so Lonely !
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ltnjmy
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Dec 17 2010, 10:38pm
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It had an opaque, cold and hard heart, which brought out the worst in everyone. //
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sador
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Dec 12 2010, 2:50am
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clearly the nearness of grey smog and mirk did not facilitate the forging of friendships//
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batik
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Dec 12 2010, 2:55am
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No one would talk to the poor mountain
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Oiotári
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Dec 12 2010, 3:14am
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It had dragon breath. //
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SirDennisC
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Dec 12 2010, 3:34am
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It used to be Twin Peaks. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:26am
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Once the little boulders rolled down the hill they never wrote home. /
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:28am
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All of the other mountains used to laugh and call it names...
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Kyriel
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Dec 12 2010, 12:29pm
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Indigestion from a fire in its belly, no one could stand the resulting gas //
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grammaboodawg
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Dec 12 2010, 2:03pm
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Brokeback Mountain hadn't written in years.
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SirDennisC
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Dec 12 2010, 10:06pm
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Aaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Dec 13 2010, 3:04pm
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Because Galadriel wanted to eat candy instead. //
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macfalk
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Dec 16 2010, 4:39pm
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