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dernwyn
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Mar 28 2009, 1:01am
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First, the horses of the Magnificent Seven are all fillies, and upon seeing that magnificent stallion Ozzy they go beserk, running around crazily and upsetting their riders into a cactus patch, putting them effectively out of the game.
Then Gort, his mechanical brain short-circuiting, thinks Wendel is the cutest pony he's ever seen, and after forcibly taking him from you as you pelt him with Dots, rides him back to his spaceship and blasts off for home to build him a proper stable.
Meanwhile Draupne has come up behind you while you've been distracted by Gort, and pinched your finger with the "mouth" of the Pez, making you drop the Dots. Ozzy soccer-kicks the basket of pineapple grenades, spilling them into the cactus patch which the Magnificent Seven are still trying to extricate themselves from.
With the basket in mid-flight, Draupne catches it, and plunks it over you. (It's one of those extra-large laundry baskets.) She then proceeds to sit on top of it, and threatens to make you eat lutefisk unless you agree to pick up all the Dots, which are becoming gooey now that it's started to rain.
Come to think of it, gooey Dots have a lot in common with lutefisk...
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915
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orcbane vs Draupne
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orcbane
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Mar 26 2009, 2:09am
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Draupne....you have too much going on orcbane...//
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Child of Manwe
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Mar 26 2009, 5:27pm
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Klaatu Barada Child o Manwe
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orcbane
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Mar 26 2009, 6:17pm
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Draupne
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fairelvenlady
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Mar 27 2009, 2:45pm
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Not bad at all, but you forgot the Dots
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orcbane
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Mar 27 2009, 8:15pm
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Hmmm...
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fairelvenlady
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Mar 28 2009, 4:09am
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While being dragged...
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orcbane
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Mar 28 2009, 5:04am
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Droopers, of course!
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dernwyn
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Mar 28 2009, 1:01am
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But things were never in Control
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orcbane
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Mar 28 2009, 9:13pm
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Cookbook! *snert*
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dernwyn
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Mar 31 2009, 2:24am
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I think I got Pink Eye
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orcbane
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Mar 31 2009, 12:43pm
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You're challenging *Draupne*?!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Mar 28 2009, 3:47pm
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Piece of Lutefisk Cake
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orcbane
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Mar 28 2009, 9:21pm
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Wow....
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EmynArnenLady
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Mar 29 2009, 2:16am
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Why thank you!
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orcbane
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Mar 29 2009, 3:51am
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Sorry orcey
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Kelvarhin
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Mar 29 2009, 12:55pm
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You don't seriously think....
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orcbane
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Mar 29 2009, 2:12pm
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Why do you keep picking fights you can't win??? //
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Idril Celebrindal
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Apr 1 2009, 3:47pm
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Who said I want to win ? ;) //
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orcbane
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Apr 1 2009, 4:21pm
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*sings* Oh-oh, 'banes just wanna have fu-un... ///
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dernwyn
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Apr 2 2009, 2:18am
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Or Maybe... " Funnin' with the Sibils "
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orcbane
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Apr 2 2009, 11:40am
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orcbane
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AncalagontheBlack
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Jul 2 2013, 6:47pm
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