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Caption Contest CCLXVII



Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 17 2021, 1:42am


Views: 2177
Caption Contest CCLXVII

Many thanks to GH for the nod and to Ataahua for one half the win! Teamwork, yay!!
Now what's going on with our favorite wizard here?




Lissuin
Valinor


Aug 21 2021, 9:54pm


Views: 2027
NEW LINE CINEMA PRESENTS

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: REAR WINDOW
Starring
IAN McKELLEN


Directed by
Alfrid Lickspittle


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Aug 23 2021, 2:24pm


Views: 1935
Get rid of that spider, young Hobbit, or I'm going nowhere...

 


GreenHillFox
The Shire


Aug 24 2021, 8:24pm


Views: 1891
If that’s you I hear approaching, Peter J., I swear I’ll turn you into a spotted toad this time!

 


Cirashala
Valinor


Aug 30 2021, 1:16am


Views: 1806
Silence, you fool!

I've been trying to kill this bleeping fly for over two hour-- bugger! I missed again!

Frodo- um, Gandalf, I think it's snickering at you...

Gandalf- I am NOT an overgrown garden gnome, you cheeky little...

Frodo- no, Gandalf, put your finger aw...crap. I better call the Shire Fire Department...

Gandalf- take that, you overgrown maggot!

Frodo- *facepalm* I just bought those curtains two days ago!

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 4 2021, 5:15pm


Views: 1736
Dusst!

Everywhere I look.



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 7 2021, 12:57am


Views: 1663
Introducing our new Gandalf 3,000 in-home security system!

As in, he's installed *in your home*. You'll never get rid of him.

Burglar-prodding instrument sold separately.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 7 2021, 7:28pm


Views: 1614
:D :D Mods up! //

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 7 2021, 11:27pm


Views: 1614
“300 lives of men, I have walked this earth…

and I have never seen such dusst!”
Sly over to you for the win, Ethel Duath!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 8 2021, 1:02pm


Views: 1570
*Wipes finger across post*


Thank you! I am greatly honored!

Yes, I think it's been dusted enough to post here. Evil Angelic

Off to find a pic!