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Caption Contest CCLXVII

Loresilme Valinor Aug 17 2021, 1:42am Views: 3564 Caption Contest CCLXVII Many thanks to GH for the nod and to Ataahua for one half the win! Teamwork, yay!! Now what's going on with our favorite wizard here?

Lissuin Valinor Aug 21 2021, 9:54pm Views: 3414 NEW LINE CINEMA PRESENTS THE LORD OF THE RINGS: REAR WINDOW Starring IAN McKELLEN Directed by Alfrid Lickspittle

Greenwood Hobbit Valinor Aug 23 2021, 2:24pm Views: 3322 Get rid of that spider, young Hobbit, or I'm going nowhere...

GreenHillFox Bree Aug 24 2021, 8:24pm Views: 3278 If that’s you I hear approaching, Peter J., I swear I’ll turn you into a spotted toad this time!

Cirashala Valinor Aug 30 2021, 1:16am Views: 3193 Silence, you fool! I've been trying to kill this bleeping fly for over two hour-- bugger! I missed again! Frodo- um, Gandalf, I think it's snickering at you... Gandalf- I am NOT an overgrown garden gnome, you cheeky little... Frodo- no, Gandalf, put your finger aw...crap. I better call the Shire Fire Department... Gandalf- take that, you overgrown maggot! Frodo- *facepalm* I just bought those curtains two days ago! My writing and novels: My Hobbit Fanfiction My historical novel print and kindle version My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it. Happy reading everyone!

Ethel Duath Half-elven Sep 4 2021, 5:15pm Views: 3123 Dusst! Everywhere I look.

Ataahua Forum Admin / Moderator Sep 7 2021, 12:57am Views: 3051 Introducing our new Gandalf 3,000 in-home security system! As in, he's installed *in your home*. You'll never get rid of him. Burglar-prodding instrument sold separately. Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo My LOTR fan-fiction

Ethel Duath Half-elven Sep 7 2021, 7:28pm Views: 3002 :D :D Mods up! //

Loresilme Valinor Sep 7 2021, 11:27pm Views: 3001 “300 lives of men, I have walked this earth… and I have never seen such dusst!” over to you for the win, Ethel Duath!

Ethel Duath Half-elven Sep 8 2021, 1:02pm Views: 2957 *Wipes finger across post* Thank you! I am greatly honored! Yes, I think it's been dusted enough to post here. Off to find a pic!