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Hobbit caption contest CLXXVI

Greenwood Hobbit
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Mar 23 2021, 9:33am

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Hobbit caption contest CLXXVI

Seems to be something happening offscreen that's caught their attention - wonder what it might be?


Mar 23 2021, 2:57pm

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the dwarves are shocked to spot a glimpse of actual color in their world

"It was magenta, I swear!""No, I think it was a glimmer of mauve. Definitely mauve."(shudder)


Mar 23 2021, 5:06pm

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wasn't the army supposed to follow us? And why in Durin's name is Dain singing karaoke with a lampshade on his head while the rest of them take jello shots?!

Thorin- They sent us to do the dirty work, and they are having a party while they wait for us to win the typical!

Dwalin- well, they said this quest was ours, and ours alone...

Kili- I didn't think they meant that literally!

Fili- Well, let's all die then! That'll show them!
Dwalin- I don't want to die! I want to throttle Dain!

Thorin- Fine. We'll die, and you can go tell Dain it's all his fault!

Dwalin- But..(they all die)...sigh...never got to tell Thorin how stupid Fili's idea was. Now I have to go tell that pretentious little twit who was too lazy to face the dragon himself that he's king...Tolkien always did like him best.

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Mar 23 2021, 7:55pm

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Apr 13 2021, 9:34am

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“Hi, everyone! I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs!” //


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Apr 13 2021, 1:42pm

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Some good ones there, but

for the sheer horror of being approached by a relentlessly cheerful Olaf in such a situation, Lissuin wins! It'll be Mr Stay-Puft swatting Bjorn's bees next... argh. Over to you, Lissuin!


Apr 13 2021, 10:54pm

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Thanks, GH!

It's not surprising that a woman who has grandkids would get the Frozen reference. Laugh Cheers!
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